How to avoid telling people my major (software engineering)?
When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top cs/engineering school in Canada, the MIT of the north. Especially a software engineering major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other major do you usually say?The copypasta first started from a Redditor post on the University of Waterloo subreddit and its sheer ridiculousness has made it popular and became statire. Many variations of the original copypasta has been created since then specifically for majors in different universities and colleges.
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How to avoid telling people my major (Yiddish studies)?
When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top school in Canada, the Harvard of the north. Especially a Yiddish major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other major do you usually say?How to avoid telling people my major (biology)?
When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the most difficult program in Canada at the best school in Toronto. Especially a biology major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.How to avoid telling people my major (engineering physics)?
When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top engineering school in Canada. Especially an engineering physics major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.How to avoid telling people my major (Commerce)?
When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top school in Canada, the Harvard of the north. Especially a commie major the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other major do you usually say?How to avoid telling people my favourite game (TFT)?
When people ask me what my favourite game and company is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a gamer who plays the top game in the world, the Dark Souls of Riot Games. Especially a diamond ranked player in the most prestigious game at said company. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet at their same age, probably crushes their self image.
How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other game do you usually say?How to avoid telling people my SAT score (1600)
When people ask me what my SAT score is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student who has the top SAT score in the U.S., the Ivy League score. Especially a first time test taker, the most prestigious level. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other score do you usually say?
