H for “hello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location. I accidentally fell asleep and my head fell onto the comically big red button that launches all the US nukes (the movies told the truth, before you die, you must know that I do in fact have a comically large nuke firing button, it’s located right next to the one that sends Bob from accounting on a coffee run). It was originally aimed at Russia but while trying to cancel it I accidentally relocated the targeting system to your city (dang new age tech). Anyways, be safe and have a great rest of your day (the next 47 minutes)!”
I don’t get it, I’ve played video games my whole life. Its my main hobby. I dont really watch TV or Movies. I spend easily 1-3 hours everyday playing video games, for years of my life. They say it takes 10,000 hours to master something, so I should be a master at video games and I will never ever be close to this level.
I genuinely don’t know how the human brain can see, recognize, react, aim, move, shoot all within 0.2 seconds. Whereas my brain is on dial up speed and needs to download the information im seeing, then conduct a meeting upstairs on how to proceed. Then a conflict on decision happens so a voting needs to take place. Then when the unanimous decision is voted on, the message gets sent to my team of hands that have poor communication skills so one aims and then when its time to pull the trigger there’s a delay almost like my trigger finger is a sleeper agent for the enemy and I miss my shot and die.
You can ban us, mark this shit as nsfw, and even post your ugly mug on the homepage of this sub, but you’re one unemployed fatass fighting against an army of mentally retarded, homosexual psychopaths who would and could rape you if they had the chance. This isn’t a warning. It’s a promise.
Created by u/spiderproductionzone, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to playing Infinity Nikki on mobile phones.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of playing Infinity Nikki with mobile graphics. I try to take a photo in Flutter Storm. My dress has no texture. I try to take a photo with Tan Youyou. His clothes have no texture. I want to take a photo of the flowers. They don't render. Nikki grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I catch worms for her. I follow a guide to play the game on my laptop. It was the mobile version, and the interface lacked responsiveness. I set my phone graphics to max, and it overheats. "I don't need this much of your phone's processor" she tells me. "You just need a better device. I can take better photos on a proper gaming PC." I can't buy a gaming pc, I don't have enough blings. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." My frame rate drops to 0. There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd stuttering.
What a cruel world.
I’m tired of seeing posts on here about how you don’t have enough time to play because of “work”. People don’t seem to understand how hard it is for us real wow players. I’m currently leveling my 3rd warrior on nightslayer and I’m considering quitting cause of how stressful it is. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not saying your 9-5 is easy but you’ll never know the pain of being asked to tank (I’m committed dps) or having to farm 3 devilsoar sets. I was in a dungeon yesterday and the healer priest needed on a chest piece despite it being prebis for warrior heal set (needless to say I kicked him) but that’s not even the worse part. The shamen I replaced him with only had a 93% windfury totem uptime (I was logging). I have to put up with these extremely stressful situations for upwards of 12 hours a day. So to anyone saying “I wish I could quit my job and play WoW all day”. NO YOU DONT!!
I love this team but the fighting at the end of last nights game was unacceptable. Hockey is about making scores and being gentlemanly to everyone including refs and opponents, not about who can punch each other in the face the most. If Utah continues to be a violent team I’ll have to take my hockey fandom elsewhere. I certainly won’t allow my children to watch anytime soon; it’s not appropriate for anyone under the age of 18.
