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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Palworld – Own a musket for home defense

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    I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding tamers intended. Four Syndicate Thugs break into my house. "What the Incineram?" As I grab my powdered wig and Palpagos rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my makeshift handgun on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to the Single-shot Sphere Launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Hyper Spheres, "Tally ho lads" the spheres fail to catch them because I forgot to find Lifmunk Effigies. I equip my metal spear and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since there's not a single god damn HP restoration item in this game. Just as the founding tamers intended.
    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the devs intended. Four Syndicate Thugs break into my house. "What the Incineram?" As I grab my powdered wig and Musket. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Handgun on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbour’s Lamball. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Tocotoco eggs, "Tally ho lads" the Tocotoco volley shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the nearby Cattiva population. Fix metal spear and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the Pal-Centre medics to arrive since deep spear wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the devs intended.

    World of Warcraft Navy Seals

      WoW Navy Seals copypasta for Paladin
      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Silver Hand, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Burning Legion, and I have over 300 confirmed exorcisms. I am trained in bubble warfare and I'm the top protection paladin in the entire Alliance Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rogues across Azeroth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the divine storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my avenger's shield. Not only am I extensively trained in 2-handed swords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormwind City Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of eastern kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

      Tell me what’s the joke, Paladin?

        Tell me what’s the joke, Paladin? you all know that I’m a tank, and I hit a certain mob, but you specifically start hitting another one. to take it off me.
        Glad you could make it, Unotanko.

Watch your jokes with me, boy. You may generate more threat, but I'm still superior as the designated tank.

As if I could forget. Listen, tank, there's something about the difficulty of SFK you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These instances have all been nerfed. They may look challenging now, but it's a matter of time before we smash through them without giving a shit about aggro.

What?

This entire dungeon must be chain pulled.

How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way!

Damn it, Unotanko. As the highest dps, I order you to tag along behind me and try to generate enough rage for a single sunder armor.

You are not the main tank yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were.

Then I must consider this an act of treason.

Treason? Have you lost your mind, Wardrict?

Have I? Unotanko, by my right of dps and sovereignty of my mail armor I hereby relieve you from tanking and suspend your rage bar from service.

Paladin, you can't just...

It's done! Those of you who have the will to beat Arugal, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my instance.

        Said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears

          Lions RB David Montgomery said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears and thanked him for the Lions’ playoff win. Montgomery hugged her, and thanked her for believing.
          Eagles coach Nick Sirianni said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears, scolded him for the Eagles’ playoff defeat. She poured gasoline on herself, lit herself on fire, and thanked him for Matt Patricia.
          Kelvin Benjamin said he was pumping gas this week when a pastry chef approached him in years and thanked him for putting his kids through college. Benjamin hugged him, ordered three dozen donuts, and thanked him for baking.
          Panthers WR Kelvin Benjamin said he was at the Wendy’s drive-thru this week when a Golden Corral employee approached him in tears and thanked him for selling out the entire buffet. Benjamin hugged her, and thanked her for believing.

          Who over in WOTC thought this was ok?

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            Who over in WOTC thought this was ok? An 8/4 for 4 CMC in GRUUL?! And it can do lethal in combat ON ITS OWN? I could easily see it come down on turn 3, you could easily give it indestructable and trample before you're able to activate it's ability, and then you just mop the floor with a player who has at least a few creatures. This is too much for a 4-drop. I love gruul, I have a gruul deck that is all smash-face and big-stompy, but this is too much. This is the kind of card that justifies hyper-control decks that everyone rags on.

            K-Pop isn’t a music genre. It’s a cultural sinkhole.

              John, accept it. It's a fact. K-Pop isn't a music genre. It's a cultural sinkhole. You're actively worsening society as a whole with your degeneracy. Idolizing and worshiping generic, autotuned artists based on their identity instead of their musical talent harms the global music industry. Ever heard of an ugly Korean singer? I didn't think so, John. Your support of this industry propagates harmful beauty standards across impressionable youth worldwide which leads to poor mental health and eating disorders. Do you want that, John? Didn't think so, asshole.

              Osu

              Accept it. It's a fact. Beatmap nomination isn't a volunteer job. It's slave work. You're actively worsening the community as a whole with your degeneracy. Choosing and nominating generic pp mappers based on their identity instead of their actually mapping passion harms the ranked category. Ever heard of a reading meta? I didn't think so. Your support of this such mappers propagates harmful mapping standards across impressionable players osu! wide which leads to poor play styles and farming. Do you want that? Didn't think so, asshole.