I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hanabi. I try to play tank. Our hanabi receives more damage. I try to play support. Our hanabi keeps on dying. I try to play core. Our hanabi keeps on diving. I want to play Marksman. The enemy team has hanabi. I want to play mage, exp. My allies all want to use hanabi.
She grabs me by the throat. I tank for her. I gank for her. I give her the gold grab. She isn't satisfied. I use the flask of the oasis. "I don't need this much shield i already have aegis and rose gold" she tells me. "Give me more sets." She grabs Tigriel and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to feed me more. I can deal more damage in late game."
I can't set for her anymore, I don't have enough HP. She baits the enemy to my location. I die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Higanbana. She says "Forbidden Jutsu: Higanbana" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, physical basic atk and petal barage. What a cruel world.
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I will literally never support Mori, Kronii, Baelz or Ame in any way shape or form ever. I will always think of them as lesser, I will always hate them, and I will always avoid content that includes them in any way shape or form. The reason is simple. They are anathema to HoloLive and the values of cute girls doing cute things. They have shown through their words and actions that they are not the right fit for HoloLive and that they don’t belong there. Moreover they have shown that instead of trying to fit in, they would rather take radical measures to try and change HoloLive. HoloLive should not have to suffer people who are just there to cynically funnel attention to their roommates, lazy ironic weebs or spiteful bitches.
>Y-you should forgive her!
No.
>S-shes changed, she’s better now
No she hasn’t and even if she has, I don’t care, she will never be forgiven for her past sins.
>Y-your information is months/years out of date
Possibly, because that’s when I stopped watching them. As I said, I’m not going to forgive them.
>Don’t you believe in second chances?
All these girls had multiple chances and at every opportunity, they fucked it up. They showed they would rather “own the haters” or rather get up on a soapbox and dispense their stupid uninformed opinions to the legions of people who support them. What a lot of people fail to recognize is that HoloLive IS a second chance. These girls failed at being fucking waitresses. They couldn’t even do a basic service job. Just by being in HoloLive, they are being given a wonderful opportunity to make the kind of money 99% of the world will never see and they should be grateful because none of them could hack it in the real world. But instead of being grateful, they got full of themselves, and decided to try the “my way or the highway” approach.
>Y-youre just a schizo anti!
ACTUALLY I’m being hyper rational. I gave all these girls chances and they all chose to make bad decisions. I do not harass them on twitter, I don’t stalk them, I don’t even leave negative comments on their videos. I just simply do not watch them, I do not buy their merch, and I tell everyone on this discussion forum that I do not like them and that others should not watch them either. I inform people who are new, who may not know why they are hated, of the things these girls did in the past and why people have a sour view of them now. Obviously I cannot make other people stop supporting them, everyone is free to do what they want. But I will warn others of the type of shit they’ve pulled in the past and consequently the type of person they’ve shown themselves to be.
TL;DR These girls are not worth your time or money. There are plenty of other girls who are.
I have a genuine question. Why does the WRX exist?? It ain't quick, lacks power, has poor fuel economy, has no LSD, and has questionable reliability. There should only be WRX STI. Most people would take an STI. In the Subaru lineup, it's THE car you want. A performance sedan should give you performance. A WRX is like Capri pants. It ain't pants or shorts. An STI is like a nice racing suit. I get you can't have everything but at least give the power. I never understood the point of making a performance sedan and then making a high-performance version of the performance sedan. Give us the real deal bro. You don't see Toyota making a less powerful GR Corolla.
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