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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Total Furry Death

    Parody of the infamous TND copypasta but changed to furries. 

    Kill furries. Behead furries. Roundhouse kick a furry into the concrete. Slam dunk a fur-blood into the trashcan. Crucify filthy furries. Defecate in a furry’s food. Launch furries into the sun. Stir fry furries in a wok. Toss furries into active volcanoes. Urinate into a furry’s gas tank. Judo throw furries into a wood chipper. Twist furries’ heads off. Report furries to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop furries in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human furries. Trap furries in quicksand. Crush furries in the trash compactor. Liquefy furries in a vat of acid. Eat furries. Dissect furries. Exterminate furries in the gas chamber. Stomp furry skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate furries in the oven. Lobotomize furries. Mandatory abortions for furries. Grind furry fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown furries in fried chicken grease. Vaporize furries with anti-matter. Kick old furries down the stairs. Feed furries to alligators. Slice furries with a katana.

    I am top tier LS player in Rise/Sunbreak and World

      From the comment section of a dude fighting Gore Magala daily (Day 52). He made a comment saying that the OP has a long way to go, prompting another fellow to respond “he’s better than you,” which led to this copypasta.

      (LOL...) I am top tier LS player in Rise/Sunbreak and World... I have easily over 6k hunts with it alone... and just as many with Switch Axe--- it goes without saying, with around 5300+ hours played in 1 game + expansion alone, it's fair to say I know more than 99% of the player base, in both knowledge of monsters, weaknesses, Openings, Attack Patterns, etc. and how to deal with him as they are thrown at me.... Most people play MH for 300-800 hours and think they know everything... lol while in reality, they know a very small amount... a mere fraction of what I and my fellow speed- runners invest... Who know nearly all the ins- and outs of any hunt, the do's the do not's...

I have the experience I can see a beginner or someone at maybe 20-30% of true mastery like such display here. Not saying there's anything wrong with it--it's only to be expected to be REALLY GOOD you need A LOT of Experience, and Dedication, and some lucky armor/ charm rolls... (lol) it isn't going to come overnight.

Try not to take things so personally, I am blunt and to the point, with most of my comments, if I like it, you will know, if there's a lot of work to improve on, you will know... But don't assume I am some noob just talking shit---quite the opposite, I could kill it in likely 4 minutes or less, and before you retort and with a cheeky comment like: "Why don't you prove it then" (I play on steam deck, I don't record or upload shit, except for funny wtf moments and glitches) very occasionally on games I play on playstation only, because it's possible for me to do so on there... (So that's answered before you get the chance to say it...)

Anyways, I hope he continues to play the best weapon out there and improve a little bit, with each hunt...

      I sometimes feel like Cartman from that episode where he loses his ability to laugh

        As a Real Madrid fan, I sometimes feel like Cartman from that episode where he loses his ability to laugh. In the past 10 years I have watched my team win the top of the top competition 6 times. 6 times. In 10 years. Like ... I don't know if there's anything more a football fan can even wish for. I literally watched mere mortals turn into legends. A club that went from being the second violin to their biggest rivals to dominating the entire footballing world. I am happy, don't get me wrong. But I don't see myself ever experiencing anything on the same level in terms of being a football fan ever again. Crazy. Thank you, Ancelotti, for playing your part in it all.

        Town of Salem battlepass – Chicanery

          Parody of the ‘Chicanery‘ copypasta from Breaking Bad but changed to Town of Salem 2 specifically about the Battlepass.

          I am not crazy! I know they swapped those scrolls. I knew it was only 5 town points per. One after four. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. They covered their tracks, they got that idiot on youtube to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse. That battlepass! Are you telling me that a game just happens to monetize like that? No! They orchestrated it! BMG! They made ToS 1 no longer free! And I saved them! And I shouldn’t have. I bought their town will and ToS 2! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since ToS 1, always the same! Couldn’t keep their hands out of the cash drawer! But not our BMG! Couldn’t be precious BMG! Stealing them blind! And THEY get to be a game studio? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped them when I had the chance!

          Haha. Heh. Hah. Varik, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

            Sent from someone on Tumblr arguing about fan theory for Undertale. The message was then subsequently voiced and edited into Flowey.

            Haha. Heh. Hah. Varik, GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU'RE A ROTTEN STAIN IN THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE. every single one of youre friends are another dead cell in the fucking tissue of this realite. YOU'RE UTTERLY A FUCKED UP BITCH, BUT YOURE SO FUCKING CONFIDENT ABOUT IT. fuck you. you Friend. i have never wanted to kill someone this much until YOU arrived. you left nothing but, unfiltered, hatred in my heart that i cadnt express. Fucking scum. Rot. I hate you less than i should, admittedly. but youre either a psychopath who has a lack of empathy, a stupid Braindead Person, or a attempt to leech money off someone by killing a defenseless old man. YOU DENY HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING friend YOU ARE NO MATTER WHAT, BECAUSE YOU ARE "just working and getting moner." OR WHATEVER FUCKING EXCUSE YOU AND YOUR ""HERO""" FRIENDSS COME UP WITH. IF YOU WERENT SO FUCKING braindead individual, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH PSYCHOPATH YOU ARE. 
            Haha. Hehe. Hah. Go fuck yourself.

You're a rotten stain on this community.

Every single follower that you have is another dead cell in the necrotic tissue of this fanbase.

You're utterly wrong and yet you're so, so confident about it.

Fuck you. Sincerely. I don't usually get mad at theories. Even ones I disagree with. But this? How can you think of this?

I'm not even 100% certain of the original theory. But this has left a burning, festering hole in my soul that I cannot properly express.

Fandom scum. Rot. I hate you more than I should, admittedly. But this is just blatant contrarianism with complete disregard for logic, complete braindeath, or an attempt to leech views off a better creator like a fucking parasite.

On a related note.

You'll deny how truly pathetic Alphys is no matter what, because she's your "uwu lesbian" or whatever the fuck. If she wasn't, you'd understand the depths of her immortality.

I feel true contempt within this moment. That is all I have to say.

            Real Transexual

              Parody of the ‘Real Emo‘ copypasta but changed to gatekeeping “real” transexual.

              "Real Transexual" only consists of Man with extreme sex dysphoria who have completely transitioned and all the Woman with exteme sex dysphoria who have completely transioned. What is known by "Non-Binary" is nothing but a bunch of gender non conforming kids with questionable real transrexual influence. When people try to argue that genders like catgender clowngender and Demigender are not real transexual, while saying that Non-Binary is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake transexual as Catgender (plus the pretentiousness). Real transgenders are SUICIDAL, have EXTREME SEX DYSPHOIA and are somewhat HATEFUL. Fake transexual is weak, self pity and a failed attempt at transitioning . Some examples of REAL TRANSEXUAL are Transwoman, and transman (the only real Transexual identity that is automatically a trender). Some examples of FAKE TRANSEXUAL are Agender,Non Binary and Catgender. TRANSEXUAL BELONGS TO PASSING EXTREMELY DYSPHORIC TRANSEXUALS NOT TO NON-BINARY XENOGENDER MOGAI OR ANY OTHER MADE UP IDENTITY