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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


This is X’s mom. I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back.

    This is X's mom copypasta
    This is X's mom.
I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back. In addition, I will also be deleting this account and reporting all of you to the authorities.
This is not the son I raised. I raised my son to be respectful of other women and to be a good Feminist. The Internet has ruined him, and he now refers to himself as a "Shitlord". You guys did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live a worthwhile life, then I will live his life for him.
Goodbye, and I hope your parents are as disappointed in you as I am disappointed in my son.

    Yugimon version

    This is Adam's mom. 
I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back. In addition, I will also be deleting this account and reporting all of you to the authorities.
This is not the son I raised. I raised my son to be a good Christian - not a "Duelist". Yugimon has ruined him and now he refers to himself as an "anti-meta gamer" whatever that means. You nerds did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live a worthwhile life then I'll live it for him. 
Goodbye and I hope your parents are as disappointed as you as I am disappointed in my son.

    I’m straight but.

      I'm straight but.

Man, I just wish I had a gay friend. We could chat, relax, kiss, have sex, engage in a casual no strings attached relationship, eventually develop emotional bonds, start to date like normal people, watch all the corny movies, eventually we'll get a dog and a cat, I'll propose, small spring wedding (because we don't want to make a fuss), buy a nice house by the National Park, adopt two children, send them to a nice school, one learns violin, the other learns the drums, we go to the lake for the holidays every single year, eventually the older of the two children begins to lose interest in our yearly trips to the lake, asks to not go one year, I refuse but my husband changes my mind, teenager gets drunk at a friends party, the rest of the family returns from holiday and sees teenager drunk and crying, does inspirational parenting speech with countless examples of me making horrible mistakes, hugs, both children graduate Highschool, one studies music (violin), the other studies business, husband and I retire, we both move to a small cottage with a large back yard, take up gardening as a hobby, I feint one day and collapse in the garden, goes to emergency room, diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, two months to live, every day husband visits, we watch all the corny movies together, we go on a final trip to the lake, return to the hospice nearing the end, I lay down holding my husbands hand, final breath leaves my body with love on my mind, love for you. Wait, what?

      I have a huge thing for girls with penises and I don’t know if that makes me gay

        Recently I have discovered a great love for trans women/femboys and I am very confused about it. For a long time I have thought I was straight, no matter how much my piers said otherwise. But after discovering a sudden love for cock I don't know if I am. So far its only feminine people with cocks that I have found attractive but if I like dick so much doesn't that make me gay anyway? I don't want to tell anyone about it because I know that if I do and it gets out it will just become another running joke. So I want to know all of you guys opinions, does liking cock make you gay or does it specifically have to be a mans cock for it to be gay? I just want answers so that I at least know somewhere I can align myself.

        Packgod VS Discord Furry

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          Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about with yo nasty ass boy you better get yo 🎶autumn was an average kid that no one understands WOAHH! Mom and Dad and Grandma always giving him commands!🎶Lookin ass boy bruh your balls dropped and then climbed back up boy! Stop playing with me boy you sexually identify as an unsolved Rubik’s cube! You made an NFT of your grandma twerking on a pickle! You tried turning your dishwasher into a bitcoin mining rig! Your best friend is a little mouse who lives under your bed in a Pringles can! Mom uses a jump rope as a belt! Your grandpa got an emergency heart transplant with a capri sun pouch! Your barber lined you up with a weedwacker! You had esex with Moby from Brain Pop in an encrypted HTML file! Uncle got arrested for eating a blueberry out of an orangutan’s asshole! Your sister’s currently engaged to an anthropomorphic dung beetle named, Stefan! Grandpa got held up by a pigeon with a Mohawk on the subway! You posted an Instagram story of a Jamaican cricket giving a lap dance in the back of a toys R us! Your dad was trying to flip Patrick the star’s belly button lint on the dark web to pay off your house mortgage! Your mother bought you a PS5 for successfully drawing a triangle! Your grandpa’s build like an expired chug jug! And your legal name is fang claw fuzzle wuzzles! Get yo ass on boy I’m not done with you bruh! I’m not done with you bruh you better get yo hippopotamus smelling cocomelon registered internet felon nasty and nerf a cleanse Foster home for imaginary friends! Excuse me, I only date 10$! Looking ass out of my face bruh stop playin bruh! Ants be using your grandma’s buttcrack as a slip and slide! In fact you finna pull up to yo grandmother’s funeral dressed up as a rabid orangutan! Yo furry ass boy you gonna OOHOOHOO I’m sorry grandma OOOHOOHOOHOO! Stop playing with my bruh you bout nasty as hell bruh! Bruh you be hitting on girls at lunchtime with yo sacred mating call! You be standing on the table going UUUUAAAAOOOAAAU! Stop playing boy you bout nasty ad hell bruh! Boy you better get yo pterodactyl good at scrabble shriveled apple attracted to beef cattle conceived on a horse saddle you don’t run you skedaddle pastor did questionable things to you in the middle of a church chapel lookin ass back boy! You bout dirty as hell! Better get yo 🎶all of you hoes, all of you hoes! You don’t remember who y’all talkin to it’s the discord CEO! 🎶lookin ass back out of my face! Boy you bout dirty as hell! Get yo lol diggity diggity ass on boyyyy!
          SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!

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          *to someone else* bro jacob you dirty as hell yo lookin like harry potter with a high top fade boi what the hell
*furry (bold text)* packgod shut up bro your shit is so lame bro you say the same shit every fuckin time bro like holy shit get a fuckin life man
*****packgod (no bold)* I know this is not hap- i think im dreamin somebody pinch me theres no way that this dude named autumn THIS DUDE NAMED AUTUMN DRESSED UP LIKE A REPTILLIAN TELETUBBIE IS GONNA START TALKIN TO ME, THERES LITERALLY- ARE YOU BARKING?!
YES IM FUCKING BARKING
BRO YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS SHIT SHUT UP BOY YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL BRO YOU LOOK LIKE AN OFFBRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH YOU AINT BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9 GET YO ASS BACK BOI YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKIN AT YO LUNCH LADY YOU SHUT YO ASS UP BOI YOU AINT FROM JURASSIC PARK YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND GET YO ASS OUT BOY BRO YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOGS FOSSIL BOI WHAT YOU TALKIN ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS BOY YOU BETTER GO 🎵AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAHH MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVIN HIM COMMANDS 🎵 LOOKIN ASS BOI BRUH YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOI YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIX CUBE YOU MADE AN NFT OUR OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKIN ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YO GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH. YO BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPTED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF AN ORANGUTANGS ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED STEFAN, GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WITH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMACIAN CRICKET GIVIN YOU A LAP DANCE N THE BACK OF TOYSRUS, YO DAD WAS TRYNA FLIP PATRICK THE STARS BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSES MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YO GRANDPAS BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG, AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, 🤓Excuse me, I only date 10s 🤓 LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH, ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMAS BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP-N-SLIDE IN FACT YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YOUR GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTANG YO FURRY ASS BOI YOU GONNA "OOK OOK OOK OOK im sorry grandma OOK OOK OOK OOK" STOP PLAYIN WITH ME BRUH YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH YOU BE HITTIN ON GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE LIKE HWUAAAAAAAAAAAAH HWUAAAAAAAAH HWUAAAAAAAAAAH STOP PLAYIN WITH ME BRUH YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH BRO YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DONT RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL BETTER GET YO 🎵*All of you hoes~ All of you hoes~ You don't remember who y'all talkin to~ Its the Discord CEO~*🎵 LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL GET YO DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY. BRO IM DEAD. IM DEAD BRUH. WHATCHU GOTTA SAY AUTUMN WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BRUH? WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BRUH?
bro fuck this shit bro *leaves*
BRUH HE LEFT OH MY GOD HE LEFT *NFL THEME PLAYS* PLAYER ELIMINATED

          Packgod vs Fury part 2

          Full Chamber Seal is the best overclock in the game

            (+1 damage, -0.2 sec reload for BRT)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Full Chamber Seal. The damage boost is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the dps formulas most of the overclock potential will go over a typical player's head. There's also that amazing -0.2 second reload, which turns the weapon into an absolute sustained damage beast.

I've just realised it's the most powerful overclock in the entire game. I'm not trying to be an elitist but if you don't have it equipped I'm kicking you out of my hazard 3 mission. Full Chamber Seal is far superior in power to everything else due to it giving free damage with basically instant reload time and no downsides! This thing shouldn't be in the game, it's literally overpowered and I still don't know how the devs thought it was a good idea to add this behemoth of an upgrade. Imagine having to wait 1 more week without having access to this beauty because this didn't drop in your weekly deep dive rewards, I would definitely kill myself.

            The PLAP PLAP PLAP meme means you have a small penis

              The "plap plap plap" sound during sex is something that you hear only when either one of these two things happen:

>the female's buttocks slam against the male's hips

>the vagina 'queefs' because the penis can't completely fill it, thus creating space for air to come out

Also, telling someone to "get pregnant" does not actually increase the chances of pregnancy. With healthy semen, the chance of pregnancy should be nearly 100% with just one intercourse.

In other words, people who use this meme are basically confessing to having a small penis and low sperm count/motility.

              The ‘Plap plap plap‘ meme