If I see any more ':3' I am going to smash my head against the wall.
What the fuck does it even mean? Wtf do you mean ':3'?
People use it in the weirdest fucking ways. I used to think it was some quirky smily but people fucking put it anywhere at all? There was this post about depression and the OP wrote ':3' at the end.
Don't even make me talk about reddit chains but this is the worst, there's like one ':3' in the comments and every other reply in the chain is ':3'
Like someone goes :3 and every reply is like :3 :3 :3 :3
And aren't redditors supposed to be real people behind the scenes? Why can't you just talk like people? Why do you have to ':3'?
And don't even talk about discord, literally every other sentence has a ':3' in it.
TLDR; I fucking hate it, stop using it, or I will start using :4
Teresa Fidalgo copypasta originated from the 2014 Teresa Fidalgo Ghost video showing an instance of the ghost captured on camera. The video is actually an elaborate prank by David Rebordão a Portuguese movie director and his work got featured on local news. The copypasta is particularly popular in Spanish social media and often get disseminated around Whatsapp.
Hi my name is Teresa Fidalgo I died 27 years ago. If you don’t send this to 20 people I will sleep by your side forever. If you don’t believe me search me up. Teresa Fidalgo. So send this to 20 people. A girl ignored this and her mom died 20 days later.
I’m sorry I had to send this to you but now that you have opened it you can’t stop reading this. Hi my name is Teresa Fidalgo I died 27 years ago. If you don’t send this to 20 people I will sleep by your side forever. If you don’t believe me search me up. Teresa Fidalgo. So send this to 20 people. A girl ignored this and her mom died 20 days later. NO SEND BACKS!!!! Sorry I had to send this. Btw this is not fake search her up on google. Someone sent me this and I had to do the same, I’m taking no risk of ignoring this message
"...I'M TERESA FIDALGO. TODAY, I TURN 26 YEARS OF BEING DEAD. IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE, I WILL SLEEP BY YOUR SIDE TONIGHT, FOREVER. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, GOOGLE MY NAME.... YOU'LL SE E..."
Spanish version
HOLA SOY TERESA FIDALGO ESTOY JAKEANDO LOS FACEBOOK COMO ESTE TAL NICO JORDAN TENGO 27 AÑOS DE MUERTA SI NO PEGAS ESTO EN 20 COMENTARIOS DORMIRE AL LADO DE TU CAMA PARA SIMPRE SI NO ME CRES¡ BUSCAME EN GOOGLE "Teresa Fidalgo 27" ADVERTENSIA:una niña ignoro esto y el dia 20 su mama estaba muerta
HOLA SOY TERESA FIDALGO Y TENGO 27 AÑOS DE MUERTA SI NO PEGAS ESTO EN 20 COMENTARIOS DORMIRÉ ALADO DE TU CAMA PARA SIEMPRE SI NO ME CRES!! BÚSCAME EN GOOGLE "Teresa Fidalgo 27"ADVERTENCIA: una niña ignoro esto y al dia 20 su mana estaba muerta
HOLA SOY TERESA FIDALGO HOY CUMPLO 27 AÑOS DE MUERTA SI NO PASAS ESTO A 20 PERSONAS DORMIRE A TU LADO PARA SIEMPRE SI NO CREES ESTO BUSCALO EN GOOGLE TERESA FIDALGO MANDA ESTO A 20 PERSONAS UNA NIÑA LOIGNORO Y SU MAMA MURIO A LOS 20 DÍAS
He caused a "riot" He said people should "Look at me" But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores" He made "changes" He wanted to "Take A Step Back" from the music but returned He used to say "Fuck love" , but then he changed his mind He wanted everyone to have "Hope" He knew people went through "Depression & obession" He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The remedy for a broken heart" He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes,because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down" He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everybody dies in their nightmares" ,so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight" But now he is gone And we all feel "SAD" We also feel "BAD" because we Underestimated him He wanted to "Save Me" and everyone else Now he is our "Guardian Angel" Thank you xxxtentacion, you made me and a million others happy
‘There he is. There he goes again.’ copypasta originated from 4chan all the way back in 2014 when a user was replying to an unfunny meme.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
EU QUERIA QUE GAROTAS PALHAÇO FOSSE UMA RAÇA REAL DE PESSOAS, A PELE INTEIRA DELAS É BRANCA, O NARIZ DE PALHAÇO É NATURAL, OS MAMILOS E OS LÁBIOS VAGINAIS, TAMBÉM CHAMADA DE PALHAXOTA, POSSUEM CORES ALTERNADAS, A PELE DELAS PROVAVELMENTE TEM UM GOSTO ENGRAÇADO, IMAGINE O SABOR DO LEITE MATERNO DELAS, APERTAR OS PEITOS OU BUNDA DELAS CAUSAM UM SOM DE BUZINA, VOCÊ DÁ UMA PEGADA NA BUNDA DA SUA ESPOSA PALHAÇO EM PÚBLICO E UM PUTA BARULHO DE BUZINA ECOA DELA, ENTÃO TODO MUNDO OLHA PARA VOCÊS, SABENDO EXATAMENTE O QUE FIZERAM, E ELA TÍMIDAMENTE APERTA O SEU NARIZ, TENTANDO DISFARÇARRR fom, fom
MEU NOME É ENÉAS
📢fom, fom📢
Eu queria que garotas palhaço fossem uma raça real de pessoas
Eu queria que garotas palhaço fossem uma raça real de pessoas. A pele inteira delas é branca, o nariz de palhaço é natural, os mamilos e os lábios vaginais, também chamada de "Palhaxota", possuem cores alternadas, a pele delas provavelmente têm um gosto engraçado. Imagine o sabor do leite materno delas. Apertar os peitos ou a bunda delas causa um som de buzina, você da uma pegada na bunda da sua esposa palhaço em público e um puta barulho de buzina ecoa dela, então todo mundo olha pra vocês sabendo o que fizeram, e ela timidamente aperta o seu nariz tentando disfarçar.
The original ‘Clown Girls‘ copypasta was written in English
Yeah I said it. You might be offended. You’ve probably heard this a thousand times before, but believe me you will hear it again. Because it’s deserved. You’re French. A parasite. A slug. A leech. A failure. But, of course, you may think I don’t have evidence to justify this. But you are wrong, as always, your failures stand out like a shining pile of manure among your pristine neighbors. So let me begin. First off, your cuisine. Dogshit. What have you got? Spoiled milk that smells like shit. Okay what else? Alcohol because you need to drown yourself in wine to escape your life. Sounds right. Frog legs? Snails? Yeah, that seems about right for you. But cusine doesn’t matter compared to your successes or lack thereof. What is you history? A long, long list of failures and losses. So let’s start off. The Gauls getting invaded and conquered by the Romans before getting conquered by the Germanic tribes. Getting invaded by the Vikings and forced to give up Normandy to them. You might say you conquered England, but no, those were the Normans who were Viking descendants and actually fucking useful. The Hundred Years’ War. Which you lost. You even needed God to send you a warrior to try to save your sorry ass. Then what? Following the Spanish and Portuguese discovered to the New World and being kicked out of all the good land to an icy tundra. Server you right. Brutally enslaving people in Haiti? No surprise. And then proceeding to demand reputations for their revolt, which you failed to stop, until the mid 20th century, which was what kept your country barley afloat. Then your rulers were so incompetent they were all killed and you had a revolt. Then Napoleon, who wasn’t even born in modern French territory, cause you lost it, and then proceeded to lose. And then you were appointed a monarch by Britain. You even had to sell most of your territory in America, which you couldn’t develop or protect, to the U.S. Then WW1 were with the help of all the allied nations you barley managed to stop the Germans from getting to Paris. Then you built the Maginot line because you knew you couldn’t stop them normally but you built it where they didn’t even attack last time and didn’t finish it. Then they attacked around it, surprised, and you were turned into a puppet nation of the Nazi surrendering almost immediately. Hell, French guards were some of Hitlers last men. It took the combined forces of all of the Allies to actually help you and kick the Nazis out for you. You’ve had so, so may revolutions since then because of your incompetence. You want to talk about shootings in the U.S? Well how about your history of bloodshed violence and failure. Unrest? Look at all your riots. Hell, at one point your naval flag was a white flag. TF2? Yeah you play spy cause you can’t even fight correctly. What are you known for? Failure. Justly, you are losers, and always will be. Go fuck yourselves and become a decent country like your neighbors. But that’s not all. Speaking of your neighbors, let’s look at their successes. Spain and Portugal actually have good food and managed to colonize almost the entirety of South and Central America, conquering Empires and making a name. Britain, controlling almost a 1/4 of the land on Earth and kicking your ass almost every time. Germany, the heart of the E.U, able to fight against the entirety of Europe twice in a row, the Holy Roman Empire, fighting and controlling the Pope? Inventing Lutheranism and the printing press? Oh how about Poland, the winged Hussars, all of them coming together to fend off the Ottomans and Mongols. Italy, with some of the best cuisine in the world, the Roman Empire, which kicked your ass, the Pope, the Church, Florence, Rome, incredibly important. All of them so, so much better than you. Of course, you might say the past is no indication of the future. And you have a bit of a point. But really, what have you done? There is a short, short list of deeds in which you have not failed. You have an unstable, failing government. You have a weaker military than UK, U.S, China, etc, etc. You are by far the weakest member on the UN Security Council, an unfunny joke, a gag. Your economy is weaker than any of these good nations. Your “luxury” products suck and and overpriced shit shows. Culturally, you have jack shit. You seem to have missed out on the Renaissance and basically every other period of advancement. Ethically, you hate migrants, in fact you hate everyone. Your national anthem is so fucking baton is listing despite having nothing to be proud of, talking about using countries as fertilizer, yeah bud that’s not going to happen. One thing you did good was have nuclear energy, but your government realized its mistake in doing something halfway fucking decent for once and is now removing power plants and nuclear energy. So fuck off. You are a failure without anything good to say for yourself. Not one accomplishment. Nobody wants you. They pity you for the whole you’ve dug yourself in. You will not get my respect or sympathy. So leave, and never come back.
