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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears

    Lions RB David Montgomery said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears and thanked him for the Lions’ playoff win. Montgomery hugged her, and thanked her for believing.
    Eagles coach Nick Sirianni said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears, scolded him for the Eagles’ playoff defeat. She poured gasoline on herself, lit herself on fire, and thanked him for Matt Patricia.
    Kelvin Benjamin said he was pumping gas this week when a pastry chef approached him in years and thanked him for putting his kids through college. Benjamin hugged him, ordered three dozen donuts, and thanked him for baking.
    Panthers WR Kelvin Benjamin said he was at the Wendy’s drive-thru this week when a Golden Corral employee approached him in tears and thanked him for selling out the entire buffet. Benjamin hugged her, and thanked her for believing.

    Who over in WOTC thought this was ok?

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      Who over in WOTC thought this was ok? An 8/4 for 4 CMC in GRUUL?! And it can do lethal in combat ON ITS OWN? I could easily see it come down on turn 3, you could easily give it indestructable and trample before you're able to activate it's ability, and then you just mop the floor with a player who has at least a few creatures. This is too much for a 4-drop. I love gruul, I have a gruul deck that is all smash-face and big-stompy, but this is too much. This is the kind of card that justifies hyper-control decks that everyone rags on.

      K-Pop isn’t a music genre. It’s a cultural sinkhole.

        John, accept it. It's a fact. K-Pop isn't a music genre. It's a cultural sinkhole. You're actively worsening society as a whole with your degeneracy. Idolizing and worshiping generic, autotuned artists based on their identity instead of their musical talent harms the global music industry. Ever heard of an ugly Korean singer? I didn't think so, John. Your support of this industry propagates harmful beauty standards across impressionable youth worldwide which leads to poor mental health and eating disorders. Do you want that, John? Didn't think so, asshole.

        Osu

        Accept it. It's a fact. Beatmap nomination isn't a volunteer job. It's slave work. You're actively worsening the community as a whole with your degeneracy. Choosing and nominating generic pp mappers based on their identity instead of their actually mapping passion harms the ranked category. Ever heard of a reading meta? I didn't think so. Your support of this such mappers propagates harmful mapping standards across impressionable players osu! wide which leads to poor play styles and farming. Do you want that? Didn't think so, asshole.

        Don’t ever smoke

          so cancerous he got permabanned everywhere
          My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
          My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your stream gave me cancer anyway.

          Just fell to my knees in a Walmart

            just fell to my knees in walmart
            Just fell to my knees in a Walmart parking lot
            Legitimately dropped to my knees in the middle of a Walmart when he said this. Unreal, loss of the GOAT 😢
            Just saw some dude fall down to his knees at Walmart, wonder what happened to that guy
            Just saw a guy drop to his knees in walmart right after i watched this he must have heard the news
            I was walking down the milk aisle and just saw some dude staring at another guy on his knees with his phone on the floor
            Just reviewed the CCTV footage at the Walmart I work at and some guy just fell on his knees after looking at his phone. Don’t know what has opened tbh