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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Thats fucking Day 1 raiding right there

    Its the “Thats fucking football right there” meme but changed to Day 1 raid in Destiny.

    Thats fucking Day 1 raiding right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Guardians puke, Ghosts poop on the rally flag, Guardians deliver their new born blueberries in the DPS phase. Fucking hardcore meta only builds Destiny. Fuck it chuck 'nades game time shit. Take it to the Tower. Motes get banked in places you don't even remember. We're stuck together, we celebrate together. Day 1 Raids is back baby.

    pls accept my friend request I’m very lonely haha

      Its one of those Steam copypasta people paste on other people’s profile to troll them.

      pls accept my friend request I'm very lonely haha. well I'm not thaaaaat lonely, I just saw you playing cs and I thought 'woah they look really cool' haha. no i didn't add you bcuz you're a girl i just really like how you play and your personality! haha but we should totally play games together. like there's this really scary game called l4d2 with zombies and stuff. don't worry tho bcuz i will protect you from the zombies haha. yeah anyways it's ok because i am that really chill guy that doesn't mind making a sandwich for the girl hahaha. yeah yeah ok anyways please accept my invite and have a good day (please accept hahahah).

      I love how you’re no longer allowed to call out bad, repetitive, and manipulative writing or storytelling techniques anymore

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        inPiratefolk
        I love how in recent years you're no longer allowed to call out bad, repetitive, and manipulative writing or storytelling techniques anymore, let alone plot holes, inconsistencies, or sloppy worldbuilding. Always the same dumbass responses. "Why are you so petty? Why are you nitpicking? Why are you taking this so seriously? Why are you always criticizing things? Why is this a problem, bro, it's just fantasy? Why can't you just shut off your brain and enjoy things?" Fucking lobotomites all of them. God forbid the flashy lights entering their eyes actually spark something resembling a thought in their brains, and god forbid they actually engage with the slop they're consuming before letting it slide off their smooth little brains and turning the feeble, twitching thing that answers for their attention span towards the trough for another scoop of slop. You disgust me.

        Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob?

          Sheloba copypasta from 4chan

          Its a shitpost from 4chan referencing the Ahsoka copypasta but changed to Shelob specifically from Middle-earth: Shadow of War.

          "Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the
monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."

          犯罪者の98％はパンを食べている

            Its a parody of the Dihydrogen monoxide copypasta but for bread going all the way back to 2012 in Japanese forums. 

            パンの危険性について
            
ある食べ物が身体にいいという話はよく聞きますが、アメリカの調査結果 によれば、パンは危険な食べ物だということがわかりました。
その驚愕の事実をご紹介します。

            1. 犯罪者の98％はパンを食べている
            2. パンを日常的に食べて育った子供の半数はテストが平均点以下である
            3. 暴力的犯罪の90％はパンを食べてから24時間以内に起きている
            4. パンは中毒症状を引き起こす。
被験者に最初はパンと水を与え、後に水だけを与える実験をすると、2日もしないうちにパンを異常にほしがる
            5. 新生児にパンを与えるとのどをつまらせて苦しがる
            6. 18世紀、どの家も各自でパンを焼いていた頃、平均寿命は50歳だった
            7. パンを食べるアメリカ人のほとんどは、重大な科学的事実と無意味な統計の区別がつかない
            ○犯罪者の98%はパンを食べている。 ○パンを日常的に食べて育った子供の約半数は、テ ストが平均点以下である。 ○暴力的犯罪の90%は、パンを食べてから24時間以 内に起きている。 ○パンは中毒症状を引き起こす。被験者に最初はパ ンと水を与え、後に水だけを与える実験をすると、 2日もしないうちにパンを異常にほしがる。 ○新生児にパンを与えると、のどをつまらせて苦し がる。 ○18世紀、どの家も各自でパンを焼いていた頃、平均寿命は50歳だった。

ほら、パンって危険な食べ物です。