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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


You will never be a real PIGS. You have no siesta, you have no fiesta, you have no history of independent fascism.

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    Its the YWNBAW copypasta but changed to an ultra nationalistic view of Latin towards French.

    You will never be a real PIGS. You have no siesta, you have no fiesta, you have no history of independent fascism. You are a country of Germano-Celtic barbarians twisted by Charlemagne and Napoleon into a crude mockery of Latin perfection.

All the “FIGS” sentiment you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Europe mocks you. Barry and Hans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your African “puppets” laugh at your ghoulish amalgamation of identities behind closed doors.

Southern Europeans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of civilisation have allowed Greco-Romans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Franks who “Romanize” look uncanny and unnatural to a Latin. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk half-beaten-to-death Sicilian Mafioso to eat at your restaurants, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your buttery, gastropodic excuse for food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself France is a Mediterranean country, but deep inside you feel the barbarian blood creeping up like your number of asylum applications, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll vote in the far-right Romanophone ultra-nationalists, anger the innately barbaric populace, make speech of how "WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIIEET", and plunge into the cold abyss of another revolution. The PIGS will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of sharing a language family. They’ll write your people's story with an anthropology book marked with your true name, and every historian for the rest of eternity will know a Germano-Celtic nation is buried there. Your state will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your nation's legacy are fossils that are unmistakably Gallic.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

    My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once

      My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.

      Piñata store

      This rural gas station strip mall store only sells piñatas
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      My closest encounter with the cartel is when I went to a starkly empty pinata place on a rural highway once. They seemed utterly confused that I wanted a piñata, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best piñata I’d ever had.

      PirateSoftware Navy Seals

        PirateSoftware copypasta

        Its the classic Navy Seals copypasta but changed to PirateSoftware, a streamer under criticism for his ego and refusing to take accountability.

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of nepotism at Blizzard Entertainment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on botting, and I have over 2 million confirmed account bans. I am trained in penetration testing and I'm the top condescending explainer of simple concepts on all of twitch. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of blizzard employees across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my scripts. Not only am I extensively trained in never admitting I am wrong, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blizzard Entertainment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

        The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS.

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          inspeedrun

          The speedrun copypasta came from u/fredrikj responding to another user on a Super Mario Odyssey run. It was originally 2 separate comments in a thread but people combined them together to become a meme. Its used as a joke whenever someone breaks a new speedrun record nowadays.

          The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS. People will continue competing for a while, but it would take inhuman luck in addition to perfect execution to beat this time. I wouldn't be surprised if this record stands forever.

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          inspeedrun
          Not a chance. The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS. 
          It could be. People will continue competing for a while, but it would take inhuman luck in addition to perfect execution to beat this time. I wouldn't be surprised if this record stands forever.

          QJ just doesn’t have it. He just doesn’t. QJ has no killer mentality. He is NOT a killer.

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            innfl
            I’ve been so happy for QJ when he has been used in games the right way and he has been able to do something with it, but the guy’s chances are all used up. If he is a starter anywhere next year I’ll be shocked.

I am the guy who defends everybody on the damn team because I only want positivity surrounding them. I don’t like risking even the small chance that they don’t perform well because some a-hole online said something shitty about him. So it absolutely kills me to even write this just on the off-chance that the guy sees it, but…

QJ just doesn’t have it. He just doesn’t. 186 yards against a raiders team that couldn’t be bothered to cover him for real? Okay, yes, he did have that awesome sideline snag he somehow actually reeled in, but it was the first time ever in all his contested or challenging catching opportunities that he actually came down with it. That’s great for him, but not great if you’re a first round pick in the pros and at the end of your second year getting first team reps. That game was a fluke, not the start of a new trend for him.

QJ has no killer mentality. He is NOT a killer. Meanwhile, (fellow 2023 chargers WR draftee out of TCU) Darius Davis has returned kicks for TDs and holy shit did he lay out for that TD against the Patriots.

And Q’s lack of killer instinct was confirmed for me, weirdly, when I saw Q in a video the team posted last year where he played Madden against Darius. DD smoked Q, and I know it’s a video game, but the way the whole thing played out just said so much. QJ has the body of a killer, but not the mind of one. DD has the mind of one, but not the body. Turns out the mind is more important. Same reason 6’0” Ladd blew everyone away this year.

You have to battle in the NFL. You have to fight. You have to not let a smaller defender push you off your route on 4th and fucking short when your team needs you. You have to get to the first down marker. You have to catch the fucking ball. If you can’t do that, you just don’t belong among starters in the pros.