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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Why are women so surprised that penis can stretch?

    But that was all she had 😔
    My girlfriend was playing with my balls and she was amazed that they weren't perfect spheres but more like eggs. Then she tried to switch em around (left to right witch kinda scared me) and lost her shit. I took the opportunity to show her all the amazing penis and ball maneuvers I could think of like stretching ball skin apart to make it flat. She was in awe of how much fun it seemed and said she was jealous. I'm guessing this is just something new to them? She showed me the fabled labia clap but that was all she really had

    Thank God? God!?

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      Thank God? God!? God GAVE you cancer. Doctors eliminated your cancer against gods wishes. Thanks the doctors man. And if you can’t, then don’t ever go back to a hospital again. And when ‘god’ gives you cancer again, or heart disease, you better make sure you pray that shit away and don’t you dare go anywhere near a hospital.

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        That’s a nice argument, unfortunately


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