Skip to content

Replies

Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

People Who Fake Disorders Be Like

    Red is the color of blood and that’s offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.

A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.

Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast

tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-hello… this is Dream 🎾 (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay🔥 (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it 🤪😘🥸😘🥸

*switches back to Zay🔥 (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you 😎 but you didn’t believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing 😜

    Vaccine side affects

      Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried.

Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth?

It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now.

Guys please, if you want your penis to remain the same size, please don't get the vaccine.
      I'm sorry to say that I agree.

My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled now. It's so hard for me to walk now, both figuratively and literally.

My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my cock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my cock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!

      You like Peppa’s Adventures?

        Context
        You like Peppa’s Adventures? Her early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Peppa’s Lullaby came out in '18, I think she really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Peppa has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '19 Peppa released this; My first album!, her most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Peppa and friends". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

        DONDA isn’t just an album

          I cum to Donda
          DONDA isn’t just an album, it’s a cultural reset, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on xmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need.

          STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

            Original video
            STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
            STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

            Template

            STOP POSTING ABOUT <>! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just <> stuff. I-I showed my <> to my girlfriend and t-the <> I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the <> is <> HAHA <>" I fucking looked at a <> and said "THAT'S A BIT <>" I looked at my <> I think of <> and I go "<>? MORE LIKE <>" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG