Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome
Sorry to bother you milady, but id like to inform you that i just ejaculated to your reddit avatar. I dont know why, its just so hot. omg the pink skin makes it even better
HOLY SHIT
I DONT care if you didn’t ask. The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the FUCK I want, and I couldn’t care less if you asked. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
heya! i am a depressed, suicidal anime boyo, and i am looking for a female to date and have sexual intercourse with. you must be...
under 4’8 please, i am 5’3 and i have trouble finding foids that are shorter than me
look like you’re from an anime please, i don’t date ugly fat “women.” if you are over 80 pounds stay out of my dms please.
must be hourglass body shaped. if you are “apple” shaped you will immediately be blocked. i do not date foids that have gross undesirable bodies.
must have an IQ of under 70. i don’t want a foid that can think for herself, it’s not fun to argue with an impulsive female all day just because you said she can’t get a dildo because it’s cheating.
finally, you cannot have any tattoos, piercings, acne, body odor, hair on body, (MUST) be a virgin, and also have never had anything inserted into yourself. even a tampon, because that’s breaking your hymen before another man can do it for you.
hopefully i get some dms, my standards really aren’t that high. if you believe i’m “sexist” or an “incel” you will immediately be blocked.
At around 10:00 AM on the morning of December 18th, 2018, in what was widely believed to be an act of government-sponsored ethnic cleansing, two armed militia men were seen parachuting from a military plane into the vicinity of Tomato Town. Upon landing the two quickly unholstered assault rifles and entered the local pizzeria where a massacre of unarmed civilians unfolded as they kept shouting, "Get Down! Get Down!". Improvised explosives were then detonated at the site of the crime to obscure the victim's identities. The local police chief spotted the assailants as they were exiting the diner and shot one in the back before he was quickly revived by his accomplice as they boarded a "technical" pickup truck and headed southbound. The two militiamen were outnumbered but gave chase before being cornered in the streets of the nearby district of Pleasant Park where a shootout occurred with the police. The two assailants were seen chugging jugs of alcohol before getting back into the pickup truck and heading towards Moist Mire where the police lost them, deliberately detouring around Loot Lake as a local source had tipped them off to the stationing of UN peacekeeping forces in the area. 10 bodies were later discovered in the rubble of the Pizzeria's board room. Not long after the assailants left the area, a purple cloud believed to be an experimental chemical agent developed by the government swept the area, resulting in death by suffocation, making the town uninhabitable and turning the survivors of the massacre into refugees. Military contractors hired by the government bulldozed what was left of Tomato Town including the ruins of the Pizzeria as well as the memorial site for the victims and redeveloped it into a religious site/tourist attraction for the dominant religion of the country known as "Tomato Temple". To this day the government denies the massacre and subsequent chemical weapons attack despite multiple Human Rights agencies releasing interviews with the survivors and even one of the assailants coming forward with a testimony of guilt uploaded to social media after a UN Geneva Convention Probe confirmed the use of banned chemical agents.
Your physical characteristics resemble those of famous American artist, rapper, singer, and songwriter from Charlotte, North Carolina, "Dababy".