I just nutted. That's right, endless semen pouring out of my cock with dopamine racing through my brain. And to top it off, I did it in November. Upset? Angry? Good, I hope you're angry. In fact, I purposefully nutted on the 1st of November, just out of spite for you and your... challenge? Challenge? This isn't a challenge - you not drowning in all the cum I'm going to release from my penis this November will be a challenge because there'll be enough cum to fill all the world's atmosphere when I'm done with this month! And December. And January - yes you silly inferior Redditor, I masturbate every single day and have done for the past five years and there is, quite literally, nothing you can do to stop me. Not only that, but I also have sex every two days and, again, there's nothing you can do to stop me nutting this November. Day in, day out, not cumming for clout: too bad. It may even surprise you to know I'm cumming right now, this instance. Go on, cry to your "girlfriend" about me, whilst she gets cummed in by a man who isn't willing to fuck over their sex life for thirty days for some karma.
I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.
Gentlemen, it is no nut November. I have planted several snipers on each of your positions, watching your every move for the rest of November. If it’s reported to see any of you have nutted, you will immediately be executed. This month goes by near-death rules, so if you get near-nut, you get bonus points.
Points may be redeemed at the front of the gift store for candy and prizes.
Not my type. Sorry, but I’m gonna have to downvote this! She appears to be comfortable with sexuality and nudity, something that indicates she has had much sexual contact with men who are unintelligent but conventionally attractive (not ACTUALLY attractive, as being attractive to most women now only consists of whether or not they make their vulvas “wet”). You can see in the slightly tan ring around her areolas that they have been sucked and twiddled on, as it is common for the female nipple to become jaded and worn after many sexual partners. What a shame.
First of all, you're lying. You fap every goddamn day, any month of the year.
And the thing is, the memes are stupid. How the fuck did this bullshit even start? It's just WEIRD. Every goddamn year now, I get a little taste of how asexual people must feel, hearing about sex all the time.
I mean, I'm a randy, horny bastard, but there is just a fucking limit to how many times I can hear about fapping. Or, rather, not fapping.
Be an adult, please. Don't participate in this no-fap shit. Or, at the very least, don't fucking talk about it. You're boring everyone else. Think about it rationally for a second: can you really expect anyone to TRULY be interested in hearing about how you're not jerking your meat?
I’m here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer 🙄 I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way 😊
