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Respectable analysis of Lamar roast Franklin

    A masterpiece
    After seeing this scene many times, I have realised that Lamar's roast is actually incredible. By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse.

The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most stand-out and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious.

Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts.

Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.

Truly, a genius in the art of "roasting" as those kids with their exaggerated swagger call it.

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      Not accurate. No mention of his cheating scandal.
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      yee yee ass cat ears – Genshin

        Keqing mains on suicide watch
        Ah neko don’t hate me because I’m overpowered neko. Maybe if you got rid of those yee yee ass cat ears you’d get some travellers under yo skirt. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether will call your fake feline ass after he’s done fuckin’ with that funeral consultant or fatui harbinger he fuckin’ with ~~~Yuheng
        Hey can an Adeptus come up in yo crib?

Girl fuck you, I'll see you at the Jade Chamber.

Ah Keqing don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful Keqing. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass cat-ears you got you'd get some Rex Lapis dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether'll call your cat ass if he ever stopped fucking with that astrologist or acting grandmaster he fucking with.

Keqing...
        Ah, don't hate me Keqing cause I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass hairstyle, you'd get Aether on your skirt. Better yet, Aether would stop talking to Zhongli or Childe he hanging out with. See~ya.

        u got boxed like a fish?

          wiener built like tic tac?
          u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

          Here’s the thing. You said a “wyvern is a dragon.

            POV: You've triggered an internet neckbeard
            Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

            My mad insatiable lust for successful women can no longer be contained!

              This is what happens when you don't jerk off
              My mad insatiable lust for successful women can no longer be contained!

You would cry happy tears if you knew the importance of this divine sexual mission that I am on. The sheer force of my will is enough to drive back any sense of rational thinking, I am propelled forward by nothing but the turgid veins in my hungry penis.

I am a man on a mission, who will stop at nothing to get what I want. Your feeble dainty woman hands are nothing compared to my big strong man arms. I want your hole, your pulsating meat sheathe under the sheets. Your warm moist cavity of love and fertility.

I want nothing but to drive my Excalibur into your stone of love.

I am a changed man now, what was once my sex drive - comparable to a slate of white marble - had evolved into something akin to a badger in heat.

The honey badger don't care.

I will destroy that vagina like it was the Death Star, and I was Luke Skywalker in a star fighter. In this new Eden that we shall create in this mortal plane from our fucking. I shall be Adam, the indomitable male alpha sexual force, and you will be Eve, my exotic Asian sex queen