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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Bolsonaro

    Lula copypasta

    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
    É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO

    Neymar

      Neymar copypasta
      Neymar JR…
      se o Neymar acha, eu concordo
      se o Neymar fala, eu escuto
      se o Neymar erra, eu perdoo
      se o Neymar tem 100 fãs, eu sou um deles
      se o Neymar tem 10 fãs, eu sou um deles
      se o Neymar tem 1 fã, eu sou esse fã se o Neymar não tem fãs, eu não existo.
      Quem é Neymar?
      Para o cego, é a luz.
      Para o faminto, é o pão.
      Para o sedento, é a fonte de água.
      Para o morto, é a vida.
      Para o enfermo, é a cura.
      Para o prisioneiro, é a liberdade.
      Para o solitário, é o companheiro.
      Para o viajante, é o caminho.
      Para mim, é tudo.
      Se o Neymar acha, eu concordo.
      Se o Neymar fala, eu escuto.
      Se o Neymar erra, eu perdoo.
      Se o Neymar pensa, eu admiro.
      Se o Neymar tem 100 fãs, eu sou um deles.
      Se o Neymar tem 10 fãs, eu sou um deles.
      Se o Neymar tem 1 fã, eu sou esse fã.
      Se o Neymar não tem fãs, eu não existo.
      Quem é Neymar Jr? 
      Para o cego, é a luz.
      Para o faminto, é o pão.
      Para o sedento, é a fonte de água. 
      Para o morto, é a vida.
      Para o enfermo, é a cura.
      Para o prisioneiro, é a liberdade.
      Para o solitário, é o companheiro.
      Para o viajante, é o caminho.
      Para mim, é tudo
      Who is Neymar?
      To the blind is the light.
      For the hungry, bread is.
      For the thirsty, it is the fountain of water.
      To the dead is life.
      To the sick, is the cure.
      To the captive, is liberty.
      For the lonely one, is the companion.
      For the traveler, that is the way.
      To me this is everything
      If Neymar thinks so I agree.
      If Neymar talks I listen.
      If Neymar mistakes I forgive you.
      If Neymar thinks, I admire.
      If Neymar has 100 fans, I'm one of them.
      If Neymar has 10 fans, I'm one of them.
      If Neymar has 1 fan, I am that fan.
      If Neymar has no fans I don't exist.
      Who is Neymar?
      For the blind, he is the light
      For the starving, he is the bread
      For the sick, he is the cure
      If he says, I agree with
      If he speaks, I listen to
      If he errs, I forgive him
      If he has 1,000 fans, I'm one of them
      If he has 1 fan, I'm the one

      “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month”

        “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average pet lives for 3 days. Fran, who lives in an obsidian box & never sees the light of day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

        FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY!

          Nimbasa City
          FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you're dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE'LL WIN THEM ALL. That's right, we'll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that's right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!

          Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think are gonna win tomorrow

            Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Nestor, Cal, and Techno are gonna win tomorrow. I’ve challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event on 1.12... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be
            Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Captain, Ant, and PhilzaLittlewood are gonna win MCC. Scott’s challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be
            Unpopular opinion but I don't actually think philzainthelittlewood, captain sparklez, and antvenom are gonna win tomorrow. I've challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event... that's gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be.

            For groupchats that don’t respond to your memes

              When I send a meme on the group chat I expect every single person on the group chat to react to the meme. Especially if I tag you in the meme I expect you to write a heartfelt message of atleast 200 words about what the meme means to you. If I tag you multiple times in a meme I don't care if I send the meme at 2am or 4am or 3pm I will need you to turn on push notifications for the group chat so that when I tag you in a meme you will show the meme to everyone you are with at that point in time. I don't care if its your mom, dad, coworker or therapist. You better be showing them the meme I tagged you in and explaining to them how good of a friend I am. I know a few of you in the group chat are angry that I found out where you live and where your siblings live. But that is not an excuse for not responding to my memes. I carefully curate each meme based on each one of your personalities. I make sure to crop out the reddit footer or erase any part of the meme that could make the meme seem unfunny to you. After this I expect all 33 of you in this group chat to write to me a formal apology for your behaviour. If you refuse to do so i will have to look for your house using Google maps and the little information I have about your whereabouts. Afterwards I will be printing out memes and putting them in your letter box. If you still refuse to apologise to me I will have to embarras you by buying sex toys and delivering it to your neighbours in your name and make it look like a "mistake by the FedEx employee", your neighbours will have to hand deliver the sextoy to you or will secretly judge you. Not to mention the several of you that still live with your parents that will no longer be accepted in your household