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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Any man can defeat a gorilla

    It just requires technique
    Without laughing.

I have been practicing MMA for 6 years now, parallel boxing for 7 years, I could.

As well as body building for 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg.

I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him good potatoes in the head. I will not let go at the slightest error, the gorilla is finished. You will always have virgins from here to think that it is impossible. Nothing is impossible with will already friends, and 2) it is not with your loose body that you are going to do anything.

Any man a minimum could can defeat a gorilla with a knife already. With bare hands it is not necessarily more complicated it just requires technique.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Zhong Li

      i WiLl hAVe OrDer!
      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Zhong Li. His gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical mathematics most of his skills will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Zhong Li's outlook on humanity, which is deftly woven into his gameplay- his apparent uselessness in combat symbolizes him passing the torch onto the Liyue Qixing, for instance. Only real gamers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate that Zhong Li is not a DPS, and also to realise that he is also not a Support, Burster or Tank - that his true value lies outside of combat. As a consequence people who dislike Zhong Li truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zhong Li's existential catchphrase "I will have order." which itself is a cryptic reference to the chaos he causes in both the story and on Reddit. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as miHoYo's genius wit unfolds itself on their smartphone screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, I DO have a Zhong Li tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

      Mommy Milkers <3

        bazinga bazookas
        Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.

        Ugh fine I guess you are my little pogchamp

          Come here my little pogchamp
          Original meme template
          Ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp, come here.
          Listen to me. I am not your little pogchamp. I’m not anyone’s little pogchamp. I’m not changing for anything or anyone. Even if it is an E-Girl. I am not your little pogchamp, and I will never be.
          It seems you dont understand the situation. You ARE my little pogchamp, and you WILL come here. That is, if you ever want to see your family again
          I am sick of seeing this overused and unfunny animation. “Oh she says pogchamp! That’s funny!” No you fucking neanderthal, it’s not. It wasn’t funny the first time, and it still isn’t funny the 40th time. This should have been nothing more than a random animation. One random fucking animation someone made. The animator didn’t intend anything else but to make an animation to fit a pre-existing meme voiceover, but for some ungodly reason all of these “meme community” fuckers have to beat it to death for being a clip where “le epic twitch emote is mentioned by a sexy anime girl!!” There is no punchline. None of the material in this “meme” sets up any expectation and neither does it break any of those said expectations in what we would refer to as “humor”. On all levels, on every imaginable criteria, this is not funny. I do not understand how an entire community can have a sense of humor that is so revoltingly awful. I do not understand how so many people think seeing a random reaction clip after this animation is funny. I am about ready to blow the fucking brains out of my head if I see this “meme” one more fucking time.

          You obviously CAN’T survive in PC Gaming…

            sent after someone complained about hdr in pc gaming
            Actually what "Sucks" is YOUR LACK of Know-How to solve your Own Problems in PC Gaming...

In Consoles HDR is done at the "Factory Level" both on Hardware and Games so that you can even be a BABY to not care or know about those things to enjoy HDR levels.

In PC Gaming you MUST KNOW every Detail of HOW to "Make HDR Work" for that Game as all the Support that ONLY Consoles provide is GONE as you're CLUELESS on how to apply the HDR to your Game. You must know how to Configure Windows or Game or even must know to use CORRECT HDR Hardware such as cables to ensure you can get the effect...

Since you CHOSEN to be a BABY, please go back to your Console Gaming and leave r/PCGaming to Adults ONLY. Consoles is like taking a TAXI and PC Gaming is like Building your Own Motorbike from SCRATCH. You obviously CAN'T survive in PC Gaming...

            That’s right, I’m a karma whore.

              Peace out plebs
              You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upvotes in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that cum is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)