Most people drastically underestimate how big a 7" penis is. Statistically it's about 1% of the male population or less. A 7 incher will probably bottom out 90% of women, and cause pain to many of them.
I'm 6", measured with a ruler.
Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have a "big dick" or a "huge dick". About half the women I bottomed out (in certain positions), and about 20% bled after I had sex with them the first time (not on their period).
There was one woman I literally couldn't fit inside. Her vaginal opening could not accommodate me.
I had one girlfriend take me to a party wearing baggy shorts and encourage all her lesbian friends to grab my "giant dick" through the fabric of my shorts. Again I'm only 6 inches long but she though it was noteworthy enough to brag to all her friends about how my penis was the biggest she'd ever seen. She had been with a lot of guys too.
I've asked a few women how big they think I am, they generally think I'm about 8" long because they've been lied to their whole lives.
The average male is 5", but thinks they're bigger. 7" and up is extremely rare. Most of the dicks you see in porn look to me about my size, 6".
blue people don't exist. this is offensive. i have never in my life met a blue person. SMURFS ARENT REAL GUYS. IM TIRED OF SEEING THIS BLUE LIVES MATTER, SMURFS ARE NOT REAL THERE ARE NO BLUE PEOPLE. and even if they were real, they do not matter. i hate smurfs. theyre ugly and short. i could step on them. they have big noses. i just want to pick them up and bite their heads like laffy taffy. DO NOT STAN BLUE LIVES
Thanks for reminding me why I watch fansubs. Tired of these shitty localizations pushed by “politically correct” corporations in order to appease the blue-haired progressives of Twitter and Reddit.
The technical difference between “lolicon” and “pedophile” absolutely does exist, and in an academic or legal context, or among otaku characters making specific use of the term, it is definitely better to leave it as lolicon.
Edit: Lol mayo monkeys raging when confronted with any criticism towards their linguistic imperialism.
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
Hello (Name). I've been into this shit hardcore for 8 years and counting now. If you look at my profile you'll see that I follow over 400 different inflation artists, and I also have over 50 gigabytes of images that I have spent hundreds of hours custom editing to my tastes using a cintiq I bought for this express purpose. Suffice to say, I have seen tens of thousands, of different images from hundreds, mabye thousands, of different people. I'm mentioning all this to show that I'm not just some random person who Jack's off to weird shit. Everything to do with inflation has been a hobby of mine for 8 years, so I consider myself a "professional" jackoff at this point. Now that I've given you all this backstory, I'm going to tell you why I mention any of it whatsoever. It's because this is the single greatest (insert fetish) image I have ever seen. For my tastes and preferences. It's absolutely 100% the best piece made to date. I could go on and on forever about why, but I'll spare you and leave it at that. Congratulations on creating fetish perfection. Have a nice day
Holy shit did you just say Nobody:? Holy Fuck that's so fucking funny and original I'm actually laughing my ass off holy Fuck there's blood and shit everywhere why the fuck is it so funny. Holy fucking shit you are actually the best comedian in the entire universe
