We Live In A Society in which us Gamers are ridiculed, mocked, shunned, bullied and ridiculed for simply choosing to undertake a hobby which requires critical thinking, lightning-fast reflexes and JUST AN OUNCE (in case you can’t tell, that is an understatement) more brainpower than what is required your typical ball game. However, females, in their backwards and downright unreasonable thinking, see us as bottom-dwelling, subhuman freaks and would rather settle for the bottom line of evolution, aka jocks (or “Chad”).
In order for Our Society to progress, this mindset must be completely eradicated and us Gamers, with our genetic high intelligence, impeccable combat knowledge and indescribable reasoning skills, must be allowed to impregnate females of our choosing with our seed. If this current course continues, humanity as a whole will be plagued with low-IQ specimens and unsatisfactory evolutionary progress. Do you think that extraterrestrial, intellectuals beings will look upon us as a species, no, as a SOCIETY, to be communed with, to be seen as EQUALS, if our highest evolutionary success is measured by how far you can throw a ball? Don’t make me laugh, sir.
Aside from your basic genetic and evolutionary advantages to be gained by having females (of our choosing) breed with us Gamers, we can also assure that they will be treated like the Goddesses that we see them as. No more will they be spending countless nights being physically abused and emotionally destroyed by your Common Chad. They will be shown courteous treatment of the highest quality by a true Gentlemen. Instead of Chad taking Stacy out to a restaurant, only to leave her the bill and abandon her that very same night to coitally engage with Veronica, they will be subjected to sublime culinary delights, tender strips selected from the finest breed of Poultry your normie brain could not even begin to comprehend, personelly delivered to my safe haven beneath my mother’s residence, paid for in currency I am earned by doing simple, gentlemenly duties for my beloved Matriarch. And she will euphorically enjoy her meal as I give her the foot massage she had craved for so long, a simple pleasure denied by the very selfish and obsolete mind of Chad.
So you see, the next time you seek to inquire if our movement is mere “satire”, You may wish to simply stop. Just stop, and instead of mocking us Gamers, perhaps try, as futile as it may be, to engage in intelligent discussion to the level of our satisfaction. Because you see, their time is coming. The age of the Chad is over. The age of the Gamers is upon us.
Gamers Rise Up.
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I have a degree in Film Directing, I've seen well over 3000 movies, and written 3 screenplays. I've studied Kurosawa, Kubrick, Tarantino, and Scorsese. I saw Wings when they remastered it in 2012 at the TCM Film Festival. I also studied Shakespeare. You don't know me at all.
You are NOT PERMITTED or ALLOWED to tell me how or what to feel. You FAIL to look at the CONTEXT for which the remark was made. BY questioning and judging MY “hopes” or feelings about that situation, being “outraged“ by my opinion or feelings DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO ADVOCATE FOR TERRORIZING ABORTION CLINICS which was EXACTLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING. That man was carrying a loaded weapon to protest abortion which suggests ONLY ONE THING, that man had ILL INTENT TO KILL A PROVIDER AND/OR A PATIENT AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. I STAND BEHIND MY COMMENT AND POST IN THAT HE GOT INSTANT KARMA, and exactly what he deserved. I don’t owe you ANY Fucking explanation as to WHY I feel the way I do. STOP YOUR HYPOCRITICAL VIRTUE SIGNALING. YOU CANT MANDATE AND CONTROL PEOPLES FEELINGS. NOT EVERYONE IS THE SAME RELIGION AND YOU ARE BEING A RELIGIOUS BIGOT NOW TO TRY TO ATTEMPT TO TELL ME WHAT TO FEEL AND IF IT IS WRONG OR NOT . HOW DARE YOU! Your comment is HYPOCRITICAL AT BEST. I’ll BET if we all WENT ON YOUR PAGE/PROFILE and reviewed YOUR comment history we would likely find more than a few things much much WORSE than what I had hoped would happen to someone trying to attack an abortion clinic. If you want to be petty, keep in mind that others can take offense TO YOU TOO ,this is a private group and to come in here and HARASS an oppressed group (such as us) makes you low-level and no better than the OPPRESSORS AND VIOLENT TERRORISTS YOU DEFEND. For all we know you probably ARE ONE (terrorist): but what I will NOT do is allow you to come in here and attempt to intimidate the users who are having a private discussion. Your diminished intellect certainly suggests so. YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT ANTI-CHOICE EXTREMISTS ARE KNOWN TERRORISTS IN THIS COUNTRY AND HAVE A HISTORY OF KILLING ABORTION PROVIDERS WITH GUN VIOLENCE. My assessment is that you DID NOT read the article because your reading comprehension skills are probably WAY BELOW PAR and you have absolutely NO understanding of the REALITY of ANTI-CHOICE PROTESTERS HARASSING AND TERRORIZING CLINICS AND THEIR PATIENTS . THEY KILL ABORTION DOCTORS WITH THEIR GUNS YOU IGNORANT FUCK, MY COMMENT WAS JUSTIFIED DUE TO CONTEXT. Your comment is RIDICULOUS because you are comparing the feelings of someone YOU DO NOT KNOW to someone else WHO ACTUALLY ATTEMPTED VIOLENCE AGAINST AN ABORTION CLINIC WITH A LOADED GUN LIKELY WITH INTENT TO KILL. Be outraged at the gunman not MY reaction if you want to advocate for something benevolent, but that’s not your intent, ALL YOURE DOING IS VIRTUE SIGNALING. Comparing MY reaction to THEIR attempted violence is MORONIC and you are OBVIOUSLY advocating for more gun violence against abortion clinics. WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU EXTREMISTS TO STIFLE WOMENS RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY AND WE WONT ALLOW YOU TO STIFLE OUR VOICES FOR EXPRESSING OUTRAGE OF GUN VIOLENCE AT ABORTION CLINICS , THAT IS OUR FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH, You seem mentally unstable perhaps you should CHECK YOUR MEDS. .You don’t have to like my feelings but attacking ME and advocating for gun violence in this context is CONTRARIAN and EXACTLY the kind of attitude that got our capitol attacked. At least I just express outrage in an appropriate forum with like minds, YOU assholes and that jerk with the gun attack the Capitol don’t you! GTFOOH When you post in groups you don’t belong, you can expect backlash, I will NOT retract my comment and YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT ON OFF.
