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Hey teach I was wondering, what is a ratio. You see yesterday when I was on Twitter Dot Com I got HELLA ratio'd because I don't know how to spell whens day. I mean really why should I care about english like really its like americaneese and America is super racist they had slaves. Anyways teach back to what I was asking how the fuck do I get my twitter unsuspended.
You’re right, France does always lose wars to England. Except: The Norman invasion 1066. The Anglo-French War 1213-1214. Anglo-French War 1294-1303. War of Saint-Sardos 1324. Hundred Years’ War 1337-1453. War of the league of Cambrai 1512-1514. Italian War of 1542-46. The Rough Wooing 1543-1550. Italian War of 1551-59. English expedition to France 1562-1563. The Anglo-French War 1627-1629. Second Anglo-Dutch War 1665-1667. The Nine Years’ War 1688-1697. The American Revolutionary War. War of the French Revolution 1793-1802. Anglo-Spanish War 1796-1808. War of the First Coalition. War of the Second Coalition. War of the Third Coalition. War of the Fourth Coalition. And the War of the Fifth Coalition.
But aside from all those England always beats France.
If nutting to drawings isn't considered sex, then nutting to drawings shouldn't be considered gay. It is quite natural for a Male to be attracted to that which has feminine features, and traps have most of those features. It's not our fault they have a dicks. People that like traps are actually more straight because they can find girls attractive even with negative features (dicks). Because we are willing to be attracted to more feminine beings than normal people are, we are less gay. Traps are not mere men, but girls with dicks and small tits. We are not gay, we are just more accepting than most people. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Look, I don't wanna sound like a pre-ejac dick here, but there is no ladder out there that would ever impress me. In my opinion, a ladder isn't ever really a ladder until someone climbs it, and when someone does climb it, I'm impressed by the climber, not the ladder. Hey, and this is coming from a guy who owns three ladders and uses at least one of them once a month. I've climbed ladders, pal. Don't think I'm a guy who has only seen ladders on TV and talks a big game. I'm a big man with big ladders. Oh look at me! I climb ladders with no shoes on! I'm a hot man! I'm not like that, okay? I climb ladders by necessity. I use ladders as tool. I don't romanticize ladders. I don't treat them like people. I don't imagine a "lady ladder" where the act of climbing is sexual in nature and she blushes and moans as I ascend and descend her rungs all night long. I don't do that. I don't use my ladders for sexual gratification. They're just tools. They're not impressive. They will never impress me. They're just ladders.
