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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Stop telling me to touch grass 😡😡😡

    Sounds like OP needs to touch some grass.
    Fuck all asshole who tell me to feel grass. I live in a desert with air pollution from a drying body of water. All I feel is hot dirt, all I smell is dead fish, all I hear are gunshots at night, which is why I love to go outside instead of bitching to weebs that tell weebs to go outside. I'm not a weeb! I know I finished watching anime long ago on YouTube like a weeb but guys I'm not a weeb! Stop saying I am I like 3d girls not 2d pillows that stink of sweat and nut. I exercise lifting a backpack full of books and shit and it do work doe.

    Decided I will no longer be paying taxes

      When we use 100% of our brain
      Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.

I wont pay those either

Oh im going to prison?

The one paid for by my tax dollars?

Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.

I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.

      She’s basically 18

        Discord mods be like
        W-w-well, she was 10, but it wasn't her birthday so she was over 10 so basically 11 but 11 is a very uneven number so let's make it 12. And 12 is basically a teenager so let's change it to 13 but 13 is also a prime number so let's change it to 14. But going off the way of rating movies in the UK goes U, PG, 12, 15, 18, but she's 14 so she can handle 15 movies so she's basically 15. But the youngest age to be allowed to join the military in the UK Is 16. Although she could pass as 16 and join the military so she's basically 16, but she'd need to do 44 weeks of training for the military and then it'd almost be Christmas so she'd take 2 weeks off and then she'd be 17. But since she's in the military she will likely be offered alcohol, but you have to be 18 to drink alcohol in the UK so she is basically 18. So yes, your honour, she was old enough to consent.

        The art of the copypasta

          POV you said copypastas doesn't affect you
          The art of the copypasta is an ancient technique used by multiple generations across the world. It is a staple of mocking culture, a cornerstone. You're saying that, because "it's a secondhand insult, it does not affect me". Do I need to tell you how stupid that statement that is? Do you know how politicians get their votes halved? Exactly, by the media. "B-b-but how does the media do this?????" I hear you ask. Well, they use their own words against them. Just because you said something doesn't mean you are ''immune'' to any insult involved with that saying. Your pathetic little brain isn't able to even comprehend basic karma and I do not have a smidge of empathy for your inevitable failure in life. The author of a terribly written book is never immune to criticism. "Well, they spent a lot of time into writing the book so-" Shut Up. No. The mere cringe I experience when you speak using that voice of yours and its very own screeching nagging tone is close to infinite. The sheer inability of your mind to get a grasp of modern culture and society is a massive red flag involving all your future interactions with actually competent beings. I actively yearn for the day that your IQ surpasses 7 but alas, it'll sadly never happen.

Kind Regards,

me

          Tiananmen Square Copypasta

            Tiananmen Square Protests refer to student-led pro-democracy demonstrations held in Beijing in 1989 which were violently suppressed by Chinese military forces. Discussions of the event were subsequently censured and tabooed in China
            History behind the pasta
            动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

            I just nutted to your comment

              The original pasta was "I just downvoted your comment." and used as a response by a Redditor.
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              FAQ

What does this mean?
The amount of cum (semen) on my phone and Reddit phone has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of cum. These include, but are not limited to:
• ⁠you being a femboy, • ⁠Spreading sti infections, • ⁠Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?
No. But you should make comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to not cum.

I don't believe my comment deserved a nut. Can you un-nut to it?
Sure,  mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo  a nut. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot your nut on me. I  tend to respond to Being shot with nut within several minutes. Do note,  however, that over 99.9% of nut appeals are rejected, and yours is  likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept  the nut and move on. your behavior will be nutted to on Reddit.com. I  will continue to nut until you stop boing so hot 😩 Remember: I’m horny  uwu