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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Listen, Mark, let me break it down for you.

    Listen, Mark, let me break it down for you. Your mother and I have a relationship thats all about the master/slave dynamic. When I said she was like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal possible way. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it was because we were getting a puppy? That was a lie, son, truthfully your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around in the backyard. Shes usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, the whole thing was her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture... She once took a full sizes, adult-woman shit in my Dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, and I love her, son, but I'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankley? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head, and I don't know if I'm strong enough to fuck it out of her.

    Shopping cart

      This pasta was originally posted on 4chan 
      The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

      You didn’t ask?

        Don't care didn't ask
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        You didn't ask? That's amazing, are you a dictator? A god? The most important person in the world? No? Then why would you say that like it matters? "I come out as a homosexual, this is really hard for me and I hope you respect that." "Did I ask?" no, you did not ask, we couldn't care less if you asked, you are nothing compared to the universe. Do you think your opinion holds a higher meaning than anyone else's? You could've said anything, something creative, even an ok or you not saying a word would be better than the phrase "Did I ask?" we get it, you never asked, but did anyone ask about you asking? Even if you said that you traveled the world to find out who asked, who asked you to do that? You didn't ask for their opinion, but nobody asked if you care at all. You aren't creative or smart. Even a caveman grunts and ooga boogas would be better than that phrase. Now stop pretending to be a god and go back to school to learn how to respect people

        Yamaha Aerox

          A Polish rant on the Yamaha Aerox scooter became a meme
          Translated
          Yamaha Aerox - Istny Japoński skurwysyn który rozpada się podczas jazdy. Te skośnookie popierdolce wzorowali się na odkurzaczu i powstał taki o to wehikuł w na dwóch kołach. Aerox to marzenie ludzi o wąskiej wyobraźni i niskim mniemaniu zaczęło być produkowane w 1997 chyba kurwa z nudów. To 2 kołowe popierdolstwo wygląda jak muminek z dałnem po heroinie. Największą wadą fabryczną tego syfu jest rozpoczęcie jego produkcji. To bardzo popularny skurwysyn wśród młodzieży wiejskiej, tuningowany zazwyczaj zestawem naklejek z Allegro i nadkolem BCD. Po zakończeniu produkcji wszystkich projektantów rozjebali katanami żeby drugi raz takie gówno nie wyszło, niestety jeden spierdolił przez odpływ w wannie i w 2013 roku powstał nowy model tego gówna. Aeroxa napędza silnik dwusuwowy firmy Minarelli który rozpędza się do 50 km/h w ciągu 2 lat galaktycznych i hamuje jeszcze wolniej wydając przy tym dźwięki podobne do tych wydawanych przez osła z gruźlicą. Słyszano także że wlanie 100 oktanowego paliwa w bak tego kutasiarza sprawiło że kierowcę wraz z nim wyjebało do innego wymiaru. Jedyny plus tego gówna to możliwość rezygnacji z kupna i zakupienia 10 petard typu Achtung, bo taka jest jego średnia wartość.

          Translated

          Yamaha Aerox - A real Japanese motherfucker who falls apart while driving. These slant-eyed bastards were modeled on a vacuum cleaner and a vehicle on two wheels was created. Aerox is a dream of people with narrow imaginations and low opinion. It started to be produced in 1997, I think it was fucking bored. This two-wheeled fucker looks like a moomin with a heroin poison. The biggest factory defect of this crap is the start of its production. He's a very popular motherfucker among rural youth, usually tuned with a set of Allegro stickers and a BCD wheel arch. After the end of production, all designers fucked with katanas so that this shit would not work out a second time, unfortunately one of them fucked through the drain in the bathtub and in 2013 a new model of this shit was created. Aeroxa drives a two-stroke Minarelli engine which accelerates to 50 km / h in 2 galactic years and brakes even slower, producing sounds similar to those made by a donkey with tuberculosis. It was also heard that pouring 100 octane fuel into the tank of this cocker made the driver with him fuck to another dimension. The only plus of this shit is the ability to resign from buying and buying 10 Achtung firecrackers, because this is its average value.

          Club Penguin Is Kil

            Club penguin is kil
            apolgy for bad english

where were u wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"