First and foremost, telling someone to touch grass can be extremely rude as they may not have access to grass in their area. The reason it is ableist is because some people are allergic to grass and telling them to touch grass is basically a death threat. They may also live in an apartment, and telling them to go outside it pretty much telling them to jump out of the window and kill themselves. I hope I could educate some of you. 💃💃💃
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Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
OP is a Trump supporter.
I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.
Hello, OP. I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As a redditor, and a good human, i have downvoted every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into reddit's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have constructed several bombs which are shipping there as we speak. I await your death, nazi.
If you walked up to me, right fucking now, with me being a dude and you being a dude, and you were turned on by me, that would be GAY. It's no different for fucking traps. Just 'cause they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick; they got a dick and that's GAY! AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH! AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM, WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED AND THEIR FUCKING NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT, I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI!! STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES!! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS!! OH MY GOD!!!
