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Elden Ring Limgrave

    Elden Ring copypasta
    You have to finish watching the cut scene. You’ll go through a character selection screen, then your character will be about to be executed, when a dragon shows up and saves you.

Pick whether you want to join the imperial legion or the rebels and go with one of the two guys who saves you. What follows is a pretty quick and easy dungeon crawl that serves as a tutorial.

Then you’ll want to go to the first town, but on your way, you might want to stop by a small mine with a few enemies on the side of the road for some gear and some easy ore to mine.

Eventually you’ll talk to the Jarl of the regional big city (Whiterun) and he’ll have you basically go on a quest to retrieve a golden claw or something like that from another dungeon. In that dungeon, there’s a some zombies and then a big spider but it’s not too hard overall.

When you’re done with that and get your rewards, you’ll kill a dragon, learn your first shout, and the game will open up a bit. Make your way toward Riften, a city across the map. (You’ll probably want to hire the carriage outside Whiterun as otherwise it’s a long trek by foot and you probably won’t be able to afford a horse yet.)

Ask around Riften about the thieves guild, you’ll eventually find them in the sewers. Do the opening quests and get your thieves guild armor.

Then, head back to Whiterun and start grinding your pickpocketing skill. You can savescum if you need to in order to pickpocket hard to get jewels, etc, but get your pickpocket level as high as possible. Do the same for your lock pick skill.

Finally, go to Belethor‘s shop but don’t buy anything. Just wait, then follow Belethor home after he closes shop.

Pick the lock and sneak into his house after he goes in but don’t let him see you. Eventually, you’ll hear him start cursing under his breath a lot in the other room.

Sneak behind him into the room and you’ll see that he just bought Elden Ring for PS5 but doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing so he’s just fighting with the first boss on a horse in limgrave and dying over and over again.

Before he goes to bed, pickpocket the game from him (it’s weird, he has the game equipped on his way to bed). Then once you have it, you should be able to stick it into his PS5 after he goes to sleep and boot back into the game. You might need to create a new character and go through the tutorial again to get to Limgrave though.

    don’t care + didn’t ask

      Original don't care + didn't ask copypasta
      Other variations of this pasta
      don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic
      don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio
      don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + bluepilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + you're a basic bitch + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG!

      Open Ultra Long AI Generated version

      don't care + didn't ask + cope + seethe + pound sand + dilate + go tell reddit + log off + i'm faster and stronger than you + i rejected your mother's advances + touch grass + it never happened + ratio + you are what zero pussy does to a motherfucker + screenscapped your bio + kick rocks + i can smell your stench from here + you are going to my cringe compilation + no bitches allowed + u can't be mad at me for loving my mommy + you have no chance + you fucked up + go die + get used to it + free hugs + smile, you're beautiful + say something, you fuckin retard + bye, bye, bye + i'm glad you're here + alive and well + problem solved + stay the fuck away from me + i don't give a shit + count to three + not surprised that all my friends hate me + does your dad know you call me your little bitch? + you probably wish i was homeless + and the occasional "you smell good, and your ass is tight" + i'll be fucking right back + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + you've been invited here + throw a stick and you might hit something + pussy doesn't matter + there are tons of virgins + she's as nice as she looks + my dick is mine + you're a god damn idiot + is that all you think about? + my fingers are long, but they aren't THAT long + i'm never gonna know + keep ur bitch tongue away from my dick, ok? + go to your mom + don't forget to look for photos + yes, i'm taller than u + the real owner of the dick you're admiring + only a bi - coked up queer would refer to himself as a dick + you have been invited here + you're worthless + #killallwhitemen + i want you here with me + i am the only real master of my dick + the only one allowed to eat it + whores need the dick of a dick + you're going to join a queue + free hugs + shake my hand, u fat fucker + you can't do anything + only two penises are real; mine, and ur's + i will die + come on over to my house and i'll give you a prize + no one who reads this is worth your time + i'm right and you're wrong + you're an asshole + i can't wait to fuck this comment + i have feelings + i like to suck dick in public + fuck me like a pig and then fuck me like a woman + hey, penis - hater + i find all you cunts offensive + nothing says "welcome" like an electric fence + i'm like a brick shithouse + your cunt will get fucked by a brick shithouse + mom doesn't like me because she thinks I'll rape her daughter + i don't know your ass from your hole + fuck you + no one ever wants you + knock, knock, knock... i'm here + get over here you bitch + i am nothing without my dick + yippee for me! + let's go get a drink! + shut the fuck up and suck my dick!! + give me an effing break + shut the fuck up & let me get on with it!! + shut the fuck up and let me get on with it!! + i'll get off the computer now! + come over here and make me cum! + i've got a feeling your mom's cock is bigger than mine!! + if you guys keep it up your mom is going to kick me out + how's about we call her a cunt?? + oh my god, the cum is coming!! + you are fucking retarded! + suck dick like you've never sucked dick before!! + eat it! + you are a twat! + i wish your mother had a dick!! + your mother sucks my dick!! + the only reason your mom was into you is because i was too fucking lazy to jerk off and you were easier to jerk off than a pneumatic drill!! + now eat my cock!!! + you can't say anything about my dick! + shut the fuck up! + you are a faggot! + what if i cum on your face? + i'm tired of fucking listening to you! + eat my cum!!! + i'm gonna come on your face!! + get your hands off of it!! + shut up and suck it!!! + i'll blast your ass! + swallow all of my cum!! + oh, god you are so dead! + shut the fuck up! + i'll cum on your face!!! + where did your mother's mouth go? + you're pretty damn ugly, but not that ugly + shut up, you faggot!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + i'm sick of you talking!!! + your mother sucks my dick!! + you are such a dick head!!! + you are so ugly + shut the fuck up! + shut the fuck up!!!! + i'm a real man + i like sucking dick, or what's left of it + shut up!!!! + shut the fuck up!!!!!! + i wish your mother's dick was bigger than mine!! + you are nothing but a fat ugly bitch!!! + you aren't that good!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + why don't you just do me instead of bitching about how ugly i am? + why are you so damn ugly? + shut the fuck up!!!

      FUCK YOU

        Was deleted by this reason; very bad. oh, really? why? because is not a fucking shitty fanart of a generic anime/videogame? because it not contains explicit sex? because not contains some wierd fetish? or is very bad only because someone, some piece of shit like you thinks that? well.. i just have one thing for say to you, asshole; go and fuck yourself, little piece of insignificant trash! i dont fucking care about your fucking opinion, so take that shit and shove it deep into your fucking ass, bastard!

and by the way I challenge you to create something original 100%, and unique, you will not be able to do it, because you probably do not have a single fucking drop of creativity, it is easy to criticize, is very easy, but I challenge you to make a unique drawing, not a stupid fanart , or any of those kind of shit, whoever eliminated this, for that reason, must be a poor, pathetic person with nothing better to do with his empty, and insignificant existence.

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        Happy ratio

          did care did ask copypasta
          Original pasta
          did care + did ask + I love white people + laugh about it + stay happy +don't get real + L (happier) + cute mald seethe get teraphy harder + hoes happy 😊 + interesting + harf-working issue + ratio(happy) + you flew off + the audacity is nice + not triggered + I asked + bluepilled + get a life with me+ ok and I love it? + uncringe + nice grass touching + undonowalled + based + your're a (insert fnaf character) + funny laugh + youre + grammar is sue + go inside stay safe+ get better + not reported + cute ad hominem + GG! + ask deez nuts please + ez clap good game + straight cash + ratio(happy) again + final ratio(happier) + stay cool + please don't stay pressed + pedophile (i don't think this is a bad word!) + not cancelled + done for today good job+ free + freer than air + rip bad people + slight_smile + not cringe again + lol :) + relevant + healthy + not jealous + go ahead write a song about it + our problem + I care even more + not sex offender (please don't offend him!) + sex defender 🛡️ + okay + glhf + unproblematic

          I hate Mordecai

            I fucking hate Mordecai copypasta
            I fucking hate Mordecai so fucking much that Israel is a legitimate state. Fuck that soy, cuck, simp-ass bird. I am going to shove my cock so far down his stupid twink throat, my God. Why the fuck did Regular Show have to make such an insufferable character? He fucking complains all the time and is such a little bitch boy. How the hell does he even have a single fan? Like who the fuck enjoys the fucking idea of a crybaby who complains about how women don't understand him. He is literally a goddamned neckbeard 4chan redditor but because he looks somewhat like a femboy, y'all are fine with it. I want to snap his thin bird legs and throw him off a cliff. I would murder this bird if I had the chance. Fuck you Mordecai. And you can tell me to seethe and cope all you want, but in the end you know I'm right