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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Oh wow really? Thanks for the info!

    Oh wow really? Thanks for the info! You must be some sort of detective. Do you work for the CIA? MI6? Yeah I’m onto you. This observation could only be made by someone with high level training and field expertise. Good for you. Pat yourself on the back for this incredible discovery. I’m like totally in shock right now. You see, I was an atheist five minutes ago but now I’ve seen a true God. Only a sacred and holy being could use their powers to understand such a complex topic. Thank you, O’ Great One for blessing us mere mortals with the vastness of your infinite wisdom. I hope one day, you share other great secrets only you possess. Like what’s 2+2? What color is the sky? Are there femboys in Heaven? Pigeons?

    You will never date an alt

      Let me just say there is no way your gonna get a "huge titty goth gf who will sit on your face". You will not get a "clumsy UWU femboy bf who will pin you to a wall and is 9 inchs tall or 5.3cm if your American and you will not get a "short haired buff tomboy gf who will step on you". You only like them because of cartoons you had these alts as your fictional childhood crush and none of them represent their real life counterpart like for fuck sake NONE OF THEM HAVE THICK THIGHS IN REAL LIFE these are a fetish for you guys all you do is fetishize them PLEASE JUST GROW THE FUCK UP YOU GREASY NECKBEARDS.

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        you obviously haven’t done jiu-jitsu

          you obviously haven't done jiu-jitsu because real men don't like rolling with women, and when they do they're scared to break them and go really light. You the type of guy to go 100% on a woman? Sounds like it. Who are you to tell me when I'm a multi time ibjjf champ dude. I won belts, trophies, Swords and axe. I mainly do no gi tho cuz I'm not walking around in a stupid karate uniform lol

          GameCube™ has a handle

            I always laugh at posts like this. The GameCube™ has a HANDLE! You somehow ignored that, completely missing the easy transport factor that would come with using a GameCube™. The genius of the Nintendo® GameCube™ is shown through the handle and can only be appreciated when utilizing it. It's so miraculously designed that many people can't even feel the weight of the GameCube™ once they pick it up. The design staff worked hard on the handle, maybe even more than on the rest of the parts of GameCube™ combined, but people like you fail to realize the beauty crafted by the ascended beings that are the Nintendo® dev team. Some fools have even gone so far as to say that the Switch™ was the first real 'portable' console from Nintendo®. Are they blind? The GameCube™ may not have sold as many units as the Wii™, but that was solely due to the strict quality assurance that Nintendo® has about their products. And do you know what the main issue was that caused most of the units not to be shipped from the factory to the public? The handle. Every handle had to be perfect and custom crafted. Barely one out of ten handles could live up to this lofty standard.
            
            Nintendo® wanted us to use the handle. To bring our GameCubes™ to the park with us for picnics, or to go to the beach with. Yet I ask people about this, and most of them haven't even built a sandcastle with their GameCube™. Instead they leave it locked in some small cupboard in the dark. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. GameCubes™ have helped us all through difficult times and we have repaid them poorly. Most people don't even take their GameCube™ for a walk once a week, let alone the daily walk that a GameCube™ should have. The handle is there for a reason guys. Use it. Your GameCube™ doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and I know you'll both be happier once you start embracing the power of the handle.

            Not being able to say the N word is racist

              You heard me, why only a specific group of people with a specific type of skin color should be allowed to say a word? And when anyone else says it, its racist towards that skin color group? I mean, imagine someone just being white, and wanting to say the word, why couldn't he? He didn't choose to be white, he was born white, thus anyone should be able to say the N word.
              
              Nigga is not even such bad of a word, plus people make the definition of a word, if people uses it for other context then that words description becomes that context, it was related to slavery in the past and now its basically a synonym for "bro" or "my guy"
              
              I will say nigga till the end of time, nothing can stop me, not even death, because this is obvious double standards 😡😡😡😡