Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?… Well then you fucking normie, maybe you should click on my username and on my profile you should see three dots to the right of my username. Click those three dots to open a dropdown menu reads "Block". Click that option and confirm that you want to block me to avoid seeing my future posts
Op please just think of hugging your friend and your tummy is touching her tummy. She is same height as you and She is holding you tight. Think of how safe and warm you feel in this moment. Think of her tight jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of her deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.
Fucking seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A FUCKING WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!
I just can't anymore. First they invade my films and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.Fucking🍆🍑 seriously😡. I🧑 was🤨 just😖 jacking🍆✊💦 it🍆🤛 off💦 to🥵 some👌 porn👙👩❤️💋👨📽️ and❔ guess🧐 what😲?! I🧑 came💦 across➕➕ a video🎞️🎥 with😱 a w×man🚫👩🤢🤢🤮 in👇 it🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️. A🤨 FUCKING👉👌💦 W×MAN🚫🙅♀️🙅♀️🤮. I🧑 imediately😲🤬 knew🤔💭 this⬇️ was😫 the🤔💭 doing😱 of those😡🤬 damn🤬🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️s trying😖 to😦 force✊ diversity👧👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 into👇 my🧑 entertainment🥳. I🧑 could😞 feel😓 my🧑 masculinity💪 decrease👇⬇️ by⌚ the second🕛🕐 so😯 i🧑 clicked👉🖱️ away➡️ and searched💻🖥️🔍 for a video📽️🎞️ with😳😲 big💪💢 sweaty💦🥵 strong💪🏿 men🧔🏿 ramming🤜🏿💥🤛🏿 their🧔🏿🍆 hips🍑 against👨❤️💋👨 each🧔🏿🧔🏿 others🧔🏿🍑🍆🧔🏿 round🔄 toned💅🏿 buttocks🍑✨. Like👌👍🏿 every🧔🧔🏻🧔🏼🧔🏽🧔🏾🧔🏿 respectable🤝 man🧔🤝🧑 should🧐 dammit🤬🖕!
I🧑 just😤 can't😡😠 anymore🤬🤬🤬. First1️⃣ they👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿invade🇬🇧 my🧑 films🎬📽️ and🤔 now😦 my🧑😡 porn👙📽️? No😟, i🧑 won't🙅♂️🙅♂️ let🤬 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾. I🧑 declare🗣️📢 war💣 on every🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️ out➡️ there🗺️. From😧 now🔝 on🆘 i🧑 will😡 exclusively📽️ jack🍆👊💦 off🍆💦 to porn👙📽️ with➡️ white⚪ male🧔🏻 protagonists🗣️, and😕 i🧑 urge💪 you👆 to do👌 the same🧑. That👀 will teach👨🏫 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾
Run that back, because that joke was horrible nigga, open your mouth. *fart sound* When you speak to me speak with yo chin up like it’s picture day. *camera flashes* Bitch ass boy and I fucked your mom long dick style. Stop playing with me faggot ass boy. Now I’m boutta cut the shit outta your faggot ass. Fuck is you talmbout you just got combo’d by Marski, Marski Salarsky, bitch ass boy. You mad as shit cuz I smacked yo mama in the back of the neck with a piece of ham and that bitch turned into a ham sandwich and started saying "GOBBITYGOBBADAGOBBGOBBGOBB" like she was a Thanksgiving chicken. Faggot bitch. She's not a fucking turkey she's a fucking chicken, faggot boy. Shut your bitch ass up. Your mom is allergic to chickens. Your mom has sex with this kid and Arnold Schwarzenneger behind the Toy Story Pizza Planet truck yelling, "Ya, get to the pizza! Ya!" and a fucking pepperoni slipped up her ass and she puked out a fucking booger. Bitch ass boy, shut yo bitch ass up. Run that back ⏪⏪ Because that joke was horrible nigga🤨 Open your mouth 🚶🏾💨😫 When you speak to me speak with yo chin up like it’s picture day 📷📸 Bitch ass boy and I fucked your mom long dick style 🥵🎶🕺🏼 Stop playing with me faggot ass boi 😨😰 now i’m finnach cook the shit outta yo faggot ass👨🍳👨🍳 fuck is you talmbout🤨🤫you just got combo’d 🖐🏾😫 by Marski🥱 Marski Salarski🤓😜 bitch ass boi😈You mad as shit because i smacked👋 yo mama the back of her neck with a piece of ham 🐖 and dat bitch turned into a ham sandwich 🥪😳 She started sayin GOBBITY🤪GOBBADA🤪GOBB🤪GOBB🤪GOBB 🦃 like she was a thanksgiving chicken🐔 faggot bitch🤭
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂
His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂