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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Vaush on Canadian

    Vaush rants on Canadian while streaming
    Link to the video
    You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.

    Copypasta Theatre

      Alpharad and his "Copypasta Theatre" copypasta
      I like how Alpharad doesn’t realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

      I just smashed my 4K TV

        Super Bowl 2022 copypasta
        I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.
        I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my superbowl party because of the Rams performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

        Vaporeon has had enough

          A response to the cursed "Vaporeon is literally build for human" copypasta
          Response to the original Vaporeon copypasta
          Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?

Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.

Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.

But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.

          SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA

            Rushia boyfriend drama in a nutshell
            SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA SHE GETS DICKED DOWN BY HER FIANCEE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SHE IS GOING TO GET MARRIED AND IN HER VOWS SHE WILL NAME EVERY INDIVIDUAL GACHIKOI AND SAY SHE HATES THEM FOR A PERSONALIZED REASON AND THEN SHE WILL TELL THEM TO WATCH AS SHE MAKES OUT WITH HER NEW HUSBAND LIVE ON STREAM BEFORE SAYING THANKS FOR THE MONEY AND ENDING THE STREAM FOREVER

            I can’t believe Rushia could do this.

              Rushia having a boyfriend made her fans mald
              I can’t believe Rushia could do this. I’ve been a fandead since the beginning. I bought all her merch and all her memberships. Every birthday I would even give Rushia her very own Akasupa. I’m different from all the other Fandeads. What we have is special between us, or so I thought.

When Rushia announced her engagement ring I was the first person to have it. I didn’t want anyone to know about our relationship, so I decided to put it “somewhere else” besides my finger. Once I put it on(with the help of some Vaseline) we were now together forever. It was a little too small so I can’t get it off now, but this has allowed me to stay faithful. Whenever I see another girl it’s like Rushia is giving me a slight squeeze to remind me “you’re faithful right? You shouldn’t think about girls that aren’t me” I was always faithful, but it seems I was the only one holding up my end of the bargain.

As we speak I’m at the hospital getting the ring removed. The pain of the saw is bad, but the pain of this loss is worse. The broken ring is a perfect representation of my heart. I will be mailing it to Rushia once I find out where she lives along with some drain cleaner rigged with a CO2 canister(I sent this to Mafumafu too), so she can feel the consequences of her actions.