Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Hello, I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself. Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional. If our interests become mutual in the future I will consider your request, I will let you know.
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
BATTLE BROTHER
the line "It's Morbin time" simultaneously exists and does not in the movie because no one has seen the film to be sure
IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN!! 😡😡😡😡 He's consenting the MOMENT he got erect. Besides, most of the premises here a so retarded.🤪🤪🤪 "Heh, you better not cum inside or you'll be a daddy teehee" ... Yeah, because the dude is gonna be suffering from carrying the fetus on his body for 9 months, right? 😭 Tooootally something that would prevent him from empying his balls right that instant. 🤬🤬🤬🤬Besides the hot tiny girl carrying the dead weight of an unconscious dude from the street? Can't picture it. She can literally ask to have sex and 90% of teenagers would agree anyway, even with the S&M play. Blackmailing him to have sex again? 😳 I mean come the fuck on. The moment she unties him he takes the phone away from her skinny arms, how hard could that be? How shameful is it for a dude to get a post-sex pic uploaded to the net? Not very. The dynamics are way too different to work in reverse. Only way a woman could maybe rape you is if she sodomized you with a stick while you were sleeping.
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This and That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When the sign was finished, the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spacing was wrong. So he said to the man, “The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it.”
It's literally just a tree you piece of shit. There's no gecs or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about an album cover. Which would be funny except nothing in this replication implies that there's any gecs or a gec stand-in. You just saw a tree and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech 100 gEcS like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you