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Ah yes 7.8 inches “small”, bro that’s already pretty large the fuck are you going to do with 15 inches that would hurt like hell. I don’t mean to be a Debbie downer but unless you’re a horse that’s gonna hurt like hell. I don’t mean to say furry comics should be realistic but 28.5” are you crazy, your insides would literally be re-arranged that’s over a foot of pure cock. I mean you do you but I think I’ll stick with my 10” and under boys.
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
shes not that hot tbh and kinda looks like natsuki from doki doki literature club which is hella weird
plus her feet are not that great I have seen better at the public pool
I think it is time for me to come out and say it: I am copesexual. Yes, I am sexually attracted to coping, seething, malding, and the like. Nothing gets me more aroused and ready to go than being told to “cope” by some anonymous user online. The moment I am told to “cope”, it is as though I endure a Pavlovian response where blood immediately rushes to the tip of my cock, and I enter a state of testosterone-fueled horniness with a raging erection. When someone says “cope harder”, I nearly edge myself on impulse; it is impossible to contain my excitement, and all but a simple “seethe” is the only thing stopping me from bursting my thick, white, creamy baby yogurt all over my computer screen. I was once told by someone online “ez cope”, which resulted in the longest-lasting orgasm of my life—approximately 7 minutes of pure, uninterrupted bliss. My dream is to be told to cope, seethe, and mald simultaneously, to achieve true sexual enlightenment. In fact, just discussing this is already giving me a monstrous boner, and I may need to cease my writing to quickly crank one out. Cope. HRRNNGHHH. Seethe. UUUGGHHHHH. MALD. HHNRNRUUGGHHHHHJSHUHH
Hello, if you have a moment i just wanted to talk about how beautiful this master piece is. The M4A1 made by non other then Colt. A military classic and such a lovely gun to build a SOPMOD. I dont think i have the vocabulary to describe how fabulous this gun really is. Really, there is only one thing that i could say, and that is, i want to stick my slong in the chamber. If you have a M4A1, i dont see any reason why you wouldnt do that! Just pull back the charger and have it stay in an open position, ready to fly forwards, put your dick in the ejection area, all you have to do is click the forward release button and BAM! it will do that amazing clicking sound FLYING forward, and push your dick right into the chamber. of course after doing this several times, you may encounter some problems like jamming the gun (AR's are a like that). If you hit the bolt release and the gun wont chamber your dick, just hit the forward assist button a few times, and that should do it.
