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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Pizza is excellent. Your crew you hang with is pretty cool.

    Pizza is excellent. Your crew you hang with is pretty cool. Sorry I didn't spread the pizza love. Olivia was nice and funny and well. My opinion. She's fuckable. You should tap that. She is a keeper. Check if her patents are rich and she is an only child. I fish where the fish are. And I forget stuff a lot. I suffer from short term memory loss from childhood weed exposure. I had hippy parents. Can't remember shit. You should nail her. Just my recommendation. I'm old so ignore it. I'll be back to do my comedy which I would rate as more longer form approach but very funny I am told. I have been the closer once but did mushrooms and well it didn't go well. My 12 year veteran comic producer lasted 3 minutes. He bombed like a Gazan rock thrower against The Israel army. Did 12 minute set like a champ. It was sureal. I Had Soul Asylum open for me and been kicked off for beastiality

Did a dog joke in DC where my chocolate lab blows me. The first time I did standup and I get kicked off. I have never seen another comic get pulled off in more than two years. I am a somewhat dirty comic with some pussy and dick jokes abound. I have a transgender son. Meaning a girl who now is a dude. That is a gold mine of transgender jokes. I have a ton. I'm pretty sure my son is pregnant. A fucking gold mine comedy. I was part of the nipple selection for the double mastectomy. I went Brad Pitt with a Angellina wild dark thick course pube hair. Classic. Any way. That's for setting me up. I am just a simple Amish boy who covers the bar tab. Which Is nice.
    My dad's venmo transaction history from this weekend
    byu/mcase19 ininsaneparents

    You are a dog. Your language is hitlerism.

      Twitter tweet, The name of his religion? Anti-Authoritarianism.
      You are a dog. Your language is hitlerism. Every breath you exhale releases dozens of particles of Heinrich Himmler into the air. The third reich courses through your veins and fires through your nerves. Hitler is your god. The name of his religion? Anti-Authoritarianism.

      Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about “compatibility?”

        Its a curse response to the Vaporeon or Pokemon compatibility copypasta that often circulates within the community. 

        Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about "compatibility?" like bruh, i ain't sticking my dick in a fantastical wild animal because i want to be compatible with it. i want our parts to be different enough that can feel the species barrier on my shaft. if it feels like it was built for humans then it's clearly not an imaginative enough choice. i want the puffy spade of a mightyena in heat at least. i want to fuck the flower of a venusaur like a horny beedrill on a pollinating spree. i want a collaborative blowjob from the same mega mawile. i want to watch a mienshao to literally bend over backwards like a broken lawnchair to give herself a rimjob while i'm hitting that from behind. what i don't want is to be bored to death by the bog standard gardevoirs and other shit that 'seems so fit for humans.' i'm not gonna halfass my crimes against nature, when i fuck a wild fantastical beast, i want it to feel like i'm fucking a wild fantastical beast.

        It’s sad that women can’t and don’t know how to be good friends anymore.

          Boomer women copypasta typically found on FB.

          It’s sad that women can't and don't know how to be good friends anymore. You’re suppose to be empowered by your sistas... not intimidated or by no means jealous! Well let's see. Calling all my girlfriends & women in my life. I don't have many, but the ones I do have are pretty EPIC. I’m calling for solidarity to show there is support between us. So I need 5 women to post this to prove they will ALWAYS be available if anyone needs to talk. 😘 I have no idea who will say "done".
***actually I'm pretty sure I do!
REMEMBER…. dimming someone else’s light does not make yours shine brighter.

          Bondocks on the N-word

            Bondocks on the N-word

            From an episode of The Bondocks where a teacher is explaining his confusion of the N-word usage and why black kids keep using them.

            The scene is actually a parody of real life where a teacher used the N-word on his students and explain the difference between “nigger” and “nigga” on news.

            What I don't understand is that if it's so offensive to them, then why do they say it over and over again? So Riley said the N-word before you did that morning? He says it every morning. He calls me "nigga." He calls the other kids "nigga." He calls himself "nigga' all the time. "Nigga this, nigga that." "Nigga, please." "Bitch-nigga." "Nigga, have you lost your mind?" "Nigga, check that ho." "Nigga, you bullshitting.' "Break yourself, nigga.' He says it so much, I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch, Riley says to a classmate: "Can a nigga borrow a French fry?" And my first thought wasn't, "Oh, my God, he said the word." Uh, "The N-word." It was, "Now, how is a nigga gonna borrow a fry? "Nigga, is you gonna give it back?" "I'm telling you, my inside voice didn't talk like that before he got in my class.

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            What I don’t understand is that if it’s so offensive to them, then why do they say it over and over again? He says it every morning, he calls me omen, he calls the other kids omen, he calls himself omen. All the time, “omen this” “omen that” “omen please”. “Bitch omen, omen have you lost your mind, omen check that hoe, omen you bullshittin, break yourself omen.” He says it so much I don’t even notice it anymore- last week in lunch, Hornsent says to a classmate ‘Can a omen borrow a French Fry?’ and my first thought wasn’t “Marika’s tits he said the word, the O word”, it was “Now how is a omen gonna borrow a fry- OMEN IS YOU GONNA GIVE IT BACK?!” I’m telling you, my inside voice didn’t talk like that before he got in my class.

            Real emo

              Origin

              The ‘Real emo’ copypasta came from NARE/NDE (North American Real Emo/Non-Denominational Emo) Facebook group wars where it was posted unironically. The copypasta started in NARE and once people in NDE started meme-ing, it became widely recognized within the emo community. The Facebook emo group wars and drama was very intense during the 2010s so it didn’t take long for the copypasta to became popular.

              Other sources point towards the ironic Facebook meme page Memelords Against Furries and Fake Emo. The copypasta is a drunken but not at all serious rant about real emo by the admin of that page.

              Some users claim that the copypasta came pre-Facebook times pointing towards a site called fourfa but there isn’t much evidence to this.

              "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

              Real emo but in Chinese

              「真正的 Emo」 只有DC的硬核emo和90年代末的 Screamo 局，而所謂的「中西部 Emo」 不過是被真正 Emo 所影響的另類搖滾罷了。每次聽到有人說什麼 My Chemical Romance 不是正宗的 Emo，但又覺得 Sunny Day Real Estate 是的時候，我他媽就覺得有夠智障，因為他們和 My Chemical Romance 其實一樣都是假 Emo（只能說他們是被emo影響的樂團）。真正的 Emo 應該聽起來很強烈、甚至帶著一些憤怒的活力！假 Emo 則軟弱、自卑，那些廢物把精力和情感錯誤地注入音樂當中，只能說他們所謂的emo是失敗的嘗試罷了。一些真正的 Emo 團包括 Pg 99、Rites of Spring、Cap'n Jazz（絕對是中西部樂團圈裡面唯一真正的 Emo 樂團）和 Loma Prieta。那些假的 Emo 團像是 American Football、My Chemical Romance 和 Mineral…等。EMO 就該屬於硬核，不是獨立曲風、更別說是流行龐克、另類搖滾、或是他媽的任何其他主流類型！！！

              Mallcore

              "Real Emo" only consists of the Chicago mallcore scene and the early 2020's Travis Barker on Drums scene. What is known by "Emotional Hardcore" is nothing but Metalcore with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like Cap'n Jazz are not real emo, while saying that Modern Baseball is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as Cap'n Jazz (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds GLOSSY, HORNY YET SANITIZED and somewhat TRAVIS BARKER ON DRUMS. Fake emo is weak, anger and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are YUNGBLUD, MGK, nothing,nowhere (the only real emo from the northeast scene) and Travis Barker. Some examples of FAKE EMO are Rites of Spring, Embrace, and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO TIKTOK NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MUSICAL GENRE