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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Jets and heli’s, as i’m sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly

    Incredible Battlefield 6 jerk found in Youtube comments.

    Jets and heli's, as i'm sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly, which means; if you chose to put yourself at a disadvantage by spawning on the ground (beta)... then that's your fault for giving up the high ground, a-k-a your first mistake, and you'd know that if you've ever played chess... which btw, simulates real war tactics and strategy... just like battle-field, if you don't believe me-battelfield 1 even tried stealing it's aura from chess if memory serves me correctly-horses* etc... in other words: battlefield is basically post 9/11 chess except it's better because live service, anyways battlefeld 6 isn't actually that different from battifield 1, in fact, it's only 3 battlefleds away if memory serves me correctly, meanwhile, battlefeeld 3 is like 5 battlefillds away from battledfield 1, and battlefleild 5 doesn't even exist because it's spelled with a V, and battlefeild 1 and V= 6 ... so just remember the next time there's someone on the enemy team that's 52 and 2 and you can't make it out of spawn-it's because while you were busy playing "battlefield" with your team (chess) on the ground, winners like me did more playing with themselves (checkers) in the sky... check+mate (i win {you lose ;)).

    It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust.

      Its an ARC Raiders copypasta that was copy and pasted in Discord during server disruption. The pasta took influence from ‘It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.‘ or Roblox down copypasta.

      It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust. My cat joined a rival faction. I tried logging in 37 times, each failure more soul-crushing than the last. I screamed “ARC!” into my microwave hoping it would open a portal. It didn’t. I built a shrine out of broken keyboards and empty Monster cans. I offered my GPU as tribute. Still no servers. I’m hallucinating loot crates in my living room. My squad is missing in action. My sanity is held together by duct tape and patch notes. If ARC doesn’t come back soon, I’m joining a knitting forum and never looking back.

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        shelly, tier 4 bossbabe says 'it's not a pyramid it's a triangle and the math checks out as long as you don't do the math'

hey gurl would you like to complete all faerie quests at no cost to you would you like to get only the best faeries for your faerie quests how about even being your own faerie that's right you can be the dazzling bossbabe yourself instead of waiting for one to appear asking for something or dropping things on your head you can do anything as long as you make it to tier 17 of the bossbabe academy training program legally i must say results may vary and technically no one has ever made it past level 12 without moving back home crying to their parents about how they lost everything yes even the toyota corolla which while not a flashy car does what it needs to like a good dependable friend you can rely on until one night when you have too many camouflage poogle fizzy drinks and you're like haha what no we are clearly just friends forever and suddenly they don't want to talk to you anymore and by the time you realize it was always them they have moved to new faerieland with some vandagyre and i mean a vandagyre come on really and when you show up at the wedding you're the one "causing a scene" and "scaring the pets painted baby" and "need to stop trying to topple the cake" whatever all that means and now you legally can't go to faerieland but it's okay you're better off and fine and happy and it is all thanks to being your own bossbabe who can work from anywhere except i guess faerieland and make your own hours and not need anybody even dumb friends who said they would wait but didn't like the liar they are so sign up to be your own bossbabe of your destiny today haha no i'm not crying why do you ask

        In a certain sense, a tomboy is the woman among women.

          In a certain sense, a tomboy is the woman among women. You see, while possessing most masculine traits, she still lets you feel the softness of femininity and captivates you in the process, just like the perfect blend of sweet and salty—neither cloying nor bitter, bursting forth with an unparalleled deliciousness.

          I don’t care that the time eater says “never liked you”

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            I don't care that the time eater says "never liked you" 

It doesn't bother me. Literally why would I care, like it's a boss and we're supposed to fight. Obviously the boss won't like me, it's fine. I know I'm likeable, it's okay if you don't like me, you're just one person anyways. To the ppl who's been saying I'm annoyed about it like lol stfu why would I even be annoyed. Big woop, the bad guy doesn't like me. So what. I didn't go into that fight expecting to be liked. So it's like water under the bridge for me. Fortunately I'm a strong enough person that I don't relegate myself to being the type of person that would say something like that to someone, and I can shrug off things like that happening. Time eater's not even the hardest boss in the game either like put me as any character and I kill time eater easy. Like if you are gonna say something like that at least be like as strong as the heart or something before you talk shit lol like... or at least try and find someone who actually cares about being liked, like I don't care and ESPECIALLY why would I care about the time eater either. It looks like a snail as well like how are you looking like that talking about liking people anyways? Fucking ugly thing. I'm not even gonna waste my time and mental energy thinking about something that's like only 3 words anyways. Oh yeah 'never liked me' okay and I'm supposed to what... get all up in arms about it? That you don't like me? Lol imagine if I did that about every person who doesn't like me. At the end of the day it's just pixels on a screen as well it's not even like you know anything about me how can you not like me and you don't even know me lol what do you just hate everyone you meet for the first time? You must have so many friends if that's how you introduce yourself to people LOL. People who actually know me always say I'm really likeable so I think I'd rather listen to those people I care about rather than some fucking troglodyte cretin mutant bug hypnotherapist or something with some dumbass fucking watch. Probably too stupid to read the time anyways.

            I can’t. I just can’t anymore. Nine years. I have been playing this game for NINE YEARS.

              AKA the ’67 emote copypasta’ its a parody of Clash Royale player having a crashout for not getting the 67 emote. There was a bug in game where players aren’t able to claim the 67 emote due to token limit. The devs patched it up later on but not before the community made a ton of shitpost about it.

              Missed the 6 7 emote its over 💔💔 

I can't. I just can't anymore. Nine years. I have been playing this game for NINE YEARS. I was there for the OG Goblin Barrel. I remember when Sparky was a terror. I have given my blood, sweat, and literal tears to this game. And today, it betrayed me. I saw it. The 67 emote. It was beautiful. It was all I wanted. I grinded the challenge. I skipped meals. My fingers are raw. I finally beat the last stage, my heart is pounding, I go to the event tab to claim my prize... "Token Limit Reached." ...Token. Limit. Reached. It wouldn't let me claim it. I was right there. I had earned it. But because of some arbitrary cap, some stupid line of code, it just... sat there. Mocking me. I tried everything. Restarting the app. Crying. Pleading with the screen. Nothing. The event is over now. It's gone. Nine years of loyalty. Nine years of daily logins. And I am defeated by a TOKEN LIMIT. I feel hollow. I feel empty. I will never be the same. I hope you're happy, Supercell. You broke a 9-year veteran. I'll never get the 67 emote. It's over.