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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Please don’t give birth in the voice channel

    Your average Discord copypasta
    Hi @Everyone,
    
    New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.
     @everyone
    
    hello everyone! new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth in vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy the server. this is your final warning

    EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY CHEATING

      Wearing armor, casting magic, power stancing heavy weapons, using moonveil, using rivers of blood, using bleed weapons, using frost weapons, using any status ailment, using consumeables, leveling up, upgrading weapons, upgrading flasks, drinking flasks IS LITERALLY CHEATING and if you used any of them in your playthrough you should travel to japan and commit suduko in front of Micheal Zakis-san-sama-senpai-kuns front door 

      kill yourself you fatass 3xl beluga whale bitch

        From a Taylor Swift fan response towards a Swifty hater on Twitter.

        kill yourself you fatass 3xl beluga whale bitch, you oversized cunt whore. Your mom needs to shove a tampon up her bloody vag and leave it in there for a week so she can get toxic shock syndrome and die, worthless bitch, we know her loose ass vag needs the extra heavy and thick tampons anyways be the heavy flow bloody pig got her pussy swollen by birthing your fat head ass. You need to go get swept away by the tide and drown to death or get mauled by piranhas. You disgusting revolting foul vile faced cunt. You look like if Matt smith was mixed with a leprechaun. You need to shove a rod up your dirty stinky poop stained asshole and have it regurgitate out your throat and rip all your organs inside out then you need to be flayed alive. I hope you get bussy lice from that dildo we know you shove up your hole every night fugly twink. Or better yet, let's send you to Dubai to stone you for being a fuggot. You need to be exterminated from society. Make a voodoo doll of yourself and cross stitch it so you can die painfully. We would get more value decomposing you back into our soil than let you waste our air. I hope some tribe people use you for a sacrificial ritual and eat your heart alive and then decapitate your head and mount it on a spike on your loose vag whOre sivt mom's front porch so see can die of grief and burn in hell with her pedo son. I hope maggots eat your dick and balls and then they tear plant eggs inside you which hatch and eat your intestines alive. I hope a bear shows up to your house and claws you to death, cunt. You smell like wet ear wax and pennies so clean yourself with bleach you foul scented white twink 

        I am aware that being around Ethan and Hila at the moment is very questionable

          A fan of h3h3Productions apologizes for posting his a picture of him with Ethan and Hila (owner of h3h3). He was getting bullied on Twitter by people accusing Ethan and Hila of being Zionist despite them publicly speaking against the Israeli gov.

          I am aware that being around Ethan and Hila at the moment is very questionable. I wanted to meet them despite peoples valid criticisms of them. I am aware this is a bad look, and posting a photo with them upset many people. Not the best decision on my part.

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          I am aware that being around <X> at the moment is very questionable. I wanted to meet them despite peoples valid criticisms of them. I am aware this is a bad look, and posting a photo with them upset many people. Not the best decision on my part.

          I’m so tired of xiangling…

            Xiangling copypasta from Genshin

            The Xiangling meme that started from a Zy0x livestream by chatters while farming in the Emblem domain. Its the biggest Genshin/gacha copypasta due to its popularity outside of its community.

            Xiangling was meme-d hard as she’s one of the strongest characters in game while being only a 4-star rarity character and new characters are often compared to her power level. The copypasta is also known as OPPA by fans.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
            
            She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
            
            I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world

            Xiangling x Honkai Star Rail

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play Blade. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Himeko. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play Herta, Argenti. They both want xiangling.
            
            She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her seriousness of breakfast. She isn't satisfied. I pull night on the milky way. "I don't need this much atk" She tells me. "Give me more speed." She grabs Asta and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with before dawn."
            
            I can't pull for before dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, constant aoe fire follow up attacks. What a cruel world.
            

            Xiangling Brainrot copypasta

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Emblem of Severed Fate. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Vaporize. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Overload. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I don't even try to talk about Mono-Pyro. I want to talk about The Catch. Someone will pull out the Xiangling copypasta. I want to talk about Pyronado, Guoba - someone will pull out the Xiangling coypasta. It grabs me by the throat. Someone says something about Xiangling. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my keyboard. It posts: *I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.* There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, rambling about Xiangling. What a cruel world. 
            i try to play abyss. BOOM. xiangling. i get out of my chair to go to the fridge. BOOM. xiangling. i go play star rail. BOOM. xiangling.
            Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path. 
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            OPPA