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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Do People not understand comedy anymore?

    I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel culture ruining my comedy?

    Hi guys! I was wondering if I could be a driver without contributing to making the car

      Hi guys! I was wondering if I could be a driver without contributing to making the car, I don't have any experience driving real cars, but I put 50 hours in assetto corsa driving exclusively F1 cars. I'm pretty sure I'm a better driver than any of your current drivers anyway. The only reason I don't drive is because my dad wants me to chauffer to school because driving is dangerous on these streets. I also have a driving rig in my house that is pretty realistic and top of the line. My favorite brand of racing gear is fanatec. It's pretty realistic. I started playing gran turismo when i was five and loved it ever since. Gran turismo soundrack is pretty good in my opinion to be honest i feel like. My dad has always said im the best gran turismo ever. Even better than that cool movie that just came out about that jan, the guy who got to race real cars when he was so good at gran turismo ever. My favorite car ever is probably the c8 zo7 corbete, its new and it sounds fastastic! I love american cars cause i feel patriotifc when I sim race thesse. From what my personal understanding of the club currently needs, I think that I would be the best choice for a driver currently.

      This community is toxic 😡

        Why do people play good decks instead of Blue Eyes? You clearly aren't having fun if your deck wins consistently. You wanna know why I have more fun than you? Because I set my cards face down & pass my turn, like how yugioh is SUPPOSED to be played.
        
        I downloaded MasterDuel, hop into ranked with the badass dragon deck they gave me & all I'm met with is "brandon" & "sprite" playing on my turn for 30 MINUETS.
        
        I was about to delete this game & go back to duel links but I found out Timelords & skill drain exist so I'm gonna give that a shot first, time to make those tourlnaments pay & finally make it to platinum
        
        oh yeah & ps, downvotes only prove I'm right 😘

        Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess

          ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!
          
          This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

          Alex19 isn’t so great?

            Alex19 is a smasher from Norwalk, California who mains Fox.
            Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

            Where did ‘Alex19 isn’t so great?’ started from?

            Alex19 copypasta started from a thread on HLTV about coldzera
            For CSGO, the pasta started on HLTV for coldzera

            Common misconception is that the copypasta is originally about Alex19 but its actually for AZER from osu! back in 2017.

            It later on got used for coldzera a CSGO Brazilian pro player on HLTV. You can even see the original HLTV archived thread here! It was then adopted and implemented for Alex19 when alex got into summit which popularized it.

            Cold wasn't so great? 
            
            Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with AWP? Cold puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. 
            
            GeT_RiGhT breaks records, olofmeister breaks records. Cold breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

            Apaga por favor tenho depressão

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