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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


In order to be born…

    Femboy copypasta
    In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

    *notices dead chat*

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      OwO what's this? 🥺
      
      performs CPR UwU
      
      ch-chat.... i r-resurrect you 🥺🥺🥺🥺
      
      breathes into mouth of server
      
      notices heartbeat
      
      UwO what's this? you're finally back to life s-server!! 🥺🥺🥺
      
      thank god 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i was so worried about you!! 😥🥺
      
      what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server? 🥺🥺
      
      now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server..... 🥺🥰

      Você é INTRANSAVEL

        Existe quem seja virgem, exista quem seja assexual e até aqueles que não curtam sexo, mas você, meu amigo... ah, você... você é o INTRANSÁVEL. Você exala o anti-sexo, sua aura repele o feminino, provavelmente há um campo de força à sua volta que impede mulheres de tocarem em você

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        There are those who are virgins, there are those who are asexual and even those who do not enjoy sex, but you, my friend... ah, you... you are the UNTRANSVABLE. You exude anti-sex, your aura repels the feminine, there is probably a force field around you that prevents women from touching you

        Monark é burro

          Monark is a popular Brazilian podcaster
          A parte mais engraçado pra mim é que ele não faz isso porque está "desaparecendo da mídia". Ele simplesmente é burro mesmo. Ele é o tipo de burro que a gente raramente encontra por aí, pelo menos não mais. O Monark é uma relíquia de tempos mais simples, um burro bem burro, sem nenhum objetivo na vida além de ser burro. Tentam colocá-lo em alguma caixinha, "Ah é fascista!", "Ah é bolsonarista!", "Ah é centrista!", mas a verdade é que ele não tem ideologia além da burrice. Ele só é burro.
          
          Eu admito, é difícil de entender isso. É um mistério como alguém pode ser assim. Mas ele não tem objetivos, ele não tem planos mirabolantes, ele só é burro. Ninguém consegue torná-lo ferramenta política, ele é burro demais para seguir ordens; ninguém consegue fazer dinheiro em cima dele, ele é burro demais para ficar quieto. Ele é uma criança de 12 anos presa no corpo de um homem de 34. É burro. Burríssimo.
          
          Ao invés de prendê-lo, deveríamos colocá-lo em um programa tipo The Truman Show. O potencial de entretenimento é infinito. Fala-se muito das riquezas naturais do país, de nosso petróleo, da Amazônia, mas e nossos burros? E o Monark? Ele não precisa de muito para ser feliz. Só enfia maconha no cara. Ele é burro. Burro demais da conta. Venderíamos o programa para o mundo inteiro, e o Brasil logo logo se tornaria Dinamarca. À base de nosso maior burro. Ele simplesmente é burro mesmo. Não existe nada além disso. Burro.

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          The funniest part for me is that he doesn't do it because he's "disappearing from the media". He's just really stupid. He's the kind of donkey you rarely find around, at least not anymore. The Monark is a relic of simpler times, a very dumb donkey with no purpose in life other than being dumb. They try to put him in some little box, "Ah he's a fascist!", "Ah he's a bolsonarista!", "Ah he's centrist!", but the truth is that he has no ideology other than stupidity. He's just dumb.
          
          I admit, this is hard to understand. It's a mystery how anyone can be like that. But he has no goals, he has no fancy plans, he's just dumb. Nobody can make him a political tool, he is too stupid to follow orders; nobody can make money off of him, he's too dumb to keep quiet. He's a 12 year old trapped in the body of a 34 year old man. He's dumb. Stupid.
          
          Instead of arresting him, we should put him on a show like The Truman Show. The entertainment potential is infinite. There is a lot of talk about the country's natural wealth, our oil, the Amazon, but what about our donkeys? And the Monarch? He doesn't need much to be happy. Just put weed in the guy. He's dumb. Too dumb to count. We would sell the program to the whole world, and Brazil would soon become Denmark. On the basis of our biggest donkey. He's just really stupid. There is nothing beyond that. Dumb.
          
          

          Omg can I have a handjob pweasies teasies? 🥺👉👈

            Omg can I have a handjob pweasies teasies? 🥺👉👈 just a wittle Willy tug? Maybe choke my chicken? Massage my massive mariner? Stroke my slimey sausage? Stretch my stimulated stabber? Rub my radioactive rigatoni? Persuade my perky peanous?

            Actual incel rant

              Incel copypasta found in DMs
              Didn't know that a girl from Florida could be that beautiful. sadly girls as beautiful as you will probably end up having a shitty life, girls like you will fuck a lot for money and have no morals. you probably have sex with tons of chads and don't care about personality. modern females....
              
              Really jealous I can't get a gf like you. in all honesty by the age of 30 you probably won't have any success in life and wished you dated smart, good guys with real ambition. like me.by the age of 25 will be so rich, sadly will be an incel until than probably cause modern females are so dumb.
              
              Sorry if this classified as creppy, pls don't block me before I can see a response. really curious about what you think of your emptiness in life Yeah I'm an ugly guy, but would it be so fucking hard for bitches like you to get drunk and suck my fucking cock. social stigma have ruined females
              
              I'm the most incel like person ever. all females are objectively dumb and have been manipulated by modern society into having unrealistic standards, cause they are gullible. social stigma have ruined modern females. the only point of females is sex, they are inferior in every category compared to men except for looks.
              
              Females fake empathy, they don't have the capability of actually feeling things. Females are so empty inside, robotic. guess they were made that way to be easily fuckable. sadly modern females don't have strong enough of sexual desires to actually fuck normal guys. only chads.
              
              Females shouldn't have any rights.