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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN

    Indian nationalist copypasta
    SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN. India become global super super power in 2014 when great PM Modi came in power. He made building to do business in, he made roads to drive on, he farmed the land, he made the rivers and he did the rain over the crops. Today every Indian as a bank account and soon there will be money in it when we disarm Islamist Jihadist and Christian imperilsts Pakistan. We will be 5 trillion dollar economy in 2025.
    
    The Americans who fund china virus to bully us will pay also. Remember we have more people than American and all white country combined. We can war for longer. We have the supersonic Brahmos missile that we made with Russia. It will sink the entire 13th fleet. There will be no brain drain in the future because America will be India!
    
    JAI SHREE RAM! MANDIR WAHI BANEGA! HAR HAR MAHADEV!

    Sorry I have bad English

      Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.
      
      Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.
      
      That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:
      
      Lol

      Coming out as morbsexual

        Morbius copypasta
        In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.

        When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.

          Morbius morbin morbality morbed
          When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

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            "kk"? Está feliz? Estou muito surpreso! Você é apenas mais um parasita de mente simples, não acrescentando nada de valor à discussão. Fico absolutamente perplexo que alguém possa responder com algo tão básico e sem sentido. Um estranho amável e pensativo fez um comentário criativo para aliviar o clima, mas sua resposta foi um acrônimo de duas letras para expressar seu "riso". E se você passasse apenas alguns minutos de seu dia de 24 horas para encontrar algo um pouco mais significativo? É este o tipo de mentalidade preguiçosa que você tem em sua vida diária? Este estilo de pensamento "eu não tenho vontade de fazer nada além do mínimo" ou "isto é bom o suficiente"? A sociedade estaria prosperando se as pessoas não tivessem sua visão negativa da vida. E lamento ter que quebrá-la para você, mas as pessoas que pensam como você muitas vezes não vão muito longe na vida. Dada sua falta de intelecto baseada em seu comentário que não demonstra inteligência alguma, você provavelmente passa seus dias fazendo propaganda comunista em fotos de cães fofinhos. Será que eu feri o seu ego? Não se preocupe, você não é diferente de nenhum outro bot que responde a um comentário hilário com "kk". E se você realmente acha que essas duas letras que você enviou têm algum valor, então talvez você devesse simplesmente sair daqui. E não volte até ter pedido desculpas. E não para mim, mas para todos. Pela sua horrível falta de esforço, pela exibição nojenta de sua atitude preguiçosa e pela sua representação embaraçosa de um membro disfuncional da sociedade.