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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


POV: You just said “lol”

    Did you just said Lol?
    “Lol”? Okay, and? Smh. You’re just another simple-minded parasite adding nothing of value to the discussion. It absolutely boggles my mind that someone could respond with something so basic and meaningless. A kind stranger thoughtfully came up with a creative comment to lighten the mood, and your response is a three letter acronym to express your “laughter.” How about you spend even just a couple of minutes out of your 24 hour day to come up with something a tad bit more meaningful? Is this the kind of lazy mindset that you implement in your daily life? This “I don’t feel like doing it” or “this is good enough” type of mindset? Society would be thriving if people like you didn’t have such a negative outlook on life. And sorry to break it to you, but people who think like you often don’t make it too far. Given your lack of intellect based on your brainless comment, you probably spend your days furiously spamming left wing propaganda on innocent dog pictures. Did I hit a little too close to home? Don’t worry, you’re no different from any other bot that responds to an innovative remark with “lol.” And if you really think those three letters you sent have any form of value, then maybe you should just leave. And don’t come back until you’ve apologized. And not to me; to everyone. For your horrific lack of effort, your disgusting display of your lazy attitude, and for your pathetic representation of a functional member of society.

    KYS request DENIED

      KYS copypasta
      Hello, I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself. Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional. If our interests become mutual in the future I will consider your request, I will let you know.

      GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW.

        Warhammer 40k copypasta
        Space Marines variation of the Penguin of Doom
        GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
        
        PRAISE THE EMPEROR
        
        BATTLE BROTHER

        Men can’t get raped 😡

          Men can't be raped copypasta
          IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN!! 😡😡😡😡 He's consenting the MOMENT he got erect. Besides, most of the premises here a so retarded.🤪🤪🤪 "Heh, you better not cum inside or you'll be a daddy teehee" ... Yeah, because the dude is gonna be suffering from carrying the fetus on his body for 9 months, right? 😭 Tooootally something that would prevent him from empying his balls right that instant. 🤬🤬🤬🤬Besides the hot tiny girl carrying the dead weight of an unconscious dude from the street? Can't picture it. She can literally ask to have sex and 90% of teenagers would agree anyway, even with the S&M play. Blackmailing him to have sex again? 😳 I mean come the fuck on. The moment she unties him he takes the phone away from her skinny arms, how hard could that be? How shameful is it for a dude to get a post-sex pic uploaded to the net? Not very. The dynamics are way too different to work in reverse. Only way a woman could maybe rape you is if she sodomized you with a stick while you were sleeping.

          How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically

            How to use the word "and" 5 times
            How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This and That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When the sign was finished, the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spacing was wrong. So he said to the man, “The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it.”