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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Don’t fucking “ok” me.

    This is not "ok" copypasta
    "ok", I see. So you built up the energy to reply nothing other than "ok". Out of all the things you could've replied, you just went "ok". Wow. Fuck you dipshit. This is not "ok". Don't think this is even funny. Even a feminist comedian is funnier than this shit. I sat and typed a proper message, I put time and thought into it and you jizz all over it by posting the two letter message "ok". You did not take one bit of my message into consideration, you just replied that without the intention of contributing to the conversation. I can't believe that you're this stupid. I do NOT waste my time when I write messages. YOU did, you took 5 seconds out of your life just to say "ok" and piss me off. You fucking piece of shit. I hope you die alone in pain. You're an absolute disgrace to humanity and you know it. I'm amazed you even have friends. They must be assholes who spend all their time replying "ok" to proper messages too. Now find something else to do with your life. You're fucking dead, "ok"iddo.

    Hottest Loona porn animation

      Loona from Helluva Boss copypasta
      Holy shit, that is the single hottest damn Loona animation, FUUUUUUCK!!! The POV of her riding him alone was too hot to bear! Also her VA was so damn sexy, it did nothing to cool things down!
      
      Again, FUUUUUUUK!!!

      A girl…. AND a gamer?

        Eyes pop out AROOOGA!
        A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

        EMPLOYEES! PLEASE STOP USING “anal” AS VARIABLE NAMES!

          EMPLOYEES! PLEASE STOP USING "anal" AS VARIABLE NAMES!
          
          Dear employees of Microsoft,
          
          It has come to my attention that the word "anal" is used excessively as a shorthand for variables such as "analyze" or "analysis." Although I respect you guys for coming up with short and easy-to-remember variable names, I very much oppose having bad words in our codebase since it displeases our investors. This is just a short message to inform everyone that this is very unacceptable and all instances of "anal" must be changed to something appropriate throughout the entire codebase or serious trouble will soon arrive. I am not going to tolerate seeing any more bad words in all of our scripts unless special permission is given, so figure it out.
          
          Sincerely,
          Jeff bezos

          My idea for a porn plot

            Successor to the “New anime plot” copypasta
            So I’m thinking the girl is hungry and orders cheese pizza. And then the pizza man comes and tells her it costs 9.99 but then she says “i don’t have enoughis there any other way to pay” and then the guy says “yes there is ;) WITH YOUR SOUL” and then the pizza man pulls out a light saber and tries to kill her but then she grabs her light saber but then the pizza person cuts her clothes off!! And the battle with light sabers until she cuts his dick off and he falls groaning in pain and then she says “any last words” and then he says “I should be the one saying that” before he force grabs a dildo and stuffs it up her ass then she drops her light saber in pain and then he stabs her saying “I always win” before she drops dead”
            
            And that’s my idea :)

            Stop using the skull emoji

              Dude stop. My brother died in a car accident stop using the skull emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lifes. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the skull emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers grave that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.