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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Minecraft Movie review copypasta

    Its a meme where people spamming this ironic review of Minecraft Movie (2025) on Google.

    Absolutely life changing. 
    
    
    From the moment the opening scene lit up the screen, I knew A Minecraft Movie was going to be something truly special. As a longtime fan of the game, I went in with high hopes—but what I experienced was beyond anything I could have imagined. This film isn’t just a video game adaptation; it’s a love letter to the creativity, adventure, and endless possibilities that Minecraft represents. It’s a thrilling, heartwarming, and visually stunning journey that captures the essence of the game while telling a story that resonates with both die-hard fans and newcomers alike.
    
    A Faithful Yet Fresh Take on the Minecraft Universe
    One of my biggest worries was whether the movie would stay true to the spirit of Minecraft while still offering something new. I’m thrilled to say it absolutely does! The world-building is phenomenal—every blocky tree, every creeper lurking in the shadows, every sprawling biome feels like it was pulled straight from the game, yet expanded in ways that make the universe feel alive. The attention to detail is astounding, from the iconic sound effects (that "ssss" still terrifies me) to the way characters craft tools and build structures in real-time.
    
    The story is a perfect blend of adventure, humor, and emotion. Without spoiling anything, it follows a group of unlikely heroes—some familiar faces and some new—as they embark on an epic quest to save their world from a looming threat. The pacing is fantastic, balancing intense action sequences with quieter, heartfelt moments that give the characters real depth. And yes, there are plenty of Easter eggs and references that will have fans grinning from ear to ear.
    
    Stellar Voice Acting and Characters You’ll Love
    The casting is spot-on. Every voice actor brings their character to life with so much personality and charm. Steve (played by an incredibly talented actor) is everything we hoped for—stoic yet expressive, brave yet relatable. The supporting cast, including a hilarious parrot sidekick and a surprisingly complex villain, adds so much flavor to the story. Even the mobs—zombies, skeletons, and of course, the ever-menacing Ender Dragon—are given moments to shine in ways that feel fresh and exciting.
    
    Visual Spectacle – Blocky Beauty Brought to Life
    The animation style is a perfect marriage of Minecraft’s signature blocky aesthetic and cinematic polish. The way light filters through leaves, water flows dynamically, and explosions send blocks flying is nothing short of breathtaking. The action sequences are fluid and exhilarating, especially a climactic battle that had me on the edge of my seat. And the Nether dimension? Absolutely stunning—vibrant, dangerous, and full of surprises.
    
    A Soundtrack That Hits All the Right Notes
    The music is a beautiful mix of nostalgic Minecraft melodies and sweeping orchestral pieces that elevate every scene. Hearing those iconic C418-inspired tunes reimagined with a full cinematic score gave me chills. The sound design, from the clinking of pickaxes to the roar of General Chungus, is immersive and perfectly crafted. Even the wonderful songs sung by Steve himself brought tears to my eyes.
    
    I am Steve
    Chicken Jockey
    Flint and Steel!
    THE NETHER
    This is a CRAFTING TABLE
    They love CRUSHING LOAF
    ENDER PEARL
    They're the VILLAGERS
    Water bucket RELEASE
    Steve's LAVA CHICKEN
    COMING IN HOT!
    Diamond armor FULL SET
    As a child I yearned for the mines

    You know what this part of the city needs? More gentrification

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      You know what this part of the city needs? Yet another coffee shop that sells overpriced, shitty lavender lattes, small houseplants, and local candles and jewelry that we can label as 'artisanal' and sell at a heavy markup because they were crafted by a bored housewife in Tualatin. I know there are already seven other places exactly like this within a one mile radius of me, but I just think my coffee shop will be better because me and all my white friends will sit around all day in the coffee shop talking about what other people who aren't me could do to stop gentrification because it's so bad and I actually care about marginalized communities. And to prove it, my coffee shop will offer BLM and ACAB stickers for $5 a piece.

      Ah, what a dark day for history—the legendary first 1000pp score on Tsukinami, an achievement so iconic that it stood as a monument to osu!’s golden age

        Tsukinami beatmap from osu

        When Vaxei’s score in Tsukinami was beaten by Gnahus, this was the copypasta that was copy pasted in the beatmap comments.

        Ah, what a dark day for history—the legendary first 1000pp score on Tsukinami, an achievement so iconic that it stood as a monument to osu!'s golden age, has now been tainted. And by whom? None other than Gnahus, a permazoomer whose claim to fame is snatching records from the hands of giants rather than forging his own legacy.
        
        Vaxei’s legendary run was a symbol, a milestone that pushed the game forward. But Gnahus? Just another overcaffeinated speed demon, riding the wave of modern hardware, enhanced input latency, and who knows what else. Where’s the struggle? The raw, blood-sweat-and-tears grind that made Vaxei’s score so special? Instead, we get a sterile, robotic replication of greatness—faster, yes, but utterly soulless.
        
        So, “congratulations,” Gnahus. You’ve broken a record, but you’ll never break into the pantheon of legends. You may have taken the crown, but the kingdom will always belong to the ones who built it.

        I’m undefeated in competitive Pokémon battle, and I don’t believe I can be beaten.

          I’m undefeated in competitive Pokémon battle, and I don’t believe I can be beaten. 
          
          I hope this doesn’t come across as big headed, but I’ve never been defeated in battle. I believe I’ve reached the stage where I may never be beaten.
          
          I appreciate that a big claim requires big evidence. So to back this up (all relate to Pokémon Brilliant Diamond):
          
           • I have defeated ALL of the gym leaders
           • I have defeated ALL of the elite four, including Cynthia
           • Most of my Pokémon are high level - the lowest being 65 and the highest being over 80.
           • I have a LEGENDARY Pokémon. This wasn’t easy to catch. But in recognition of my in game achievements, I was bestowed a very rare Master Ball.
           • All 6 of my Pokémon have been taught HYPER BEAM, one of the most powerful moves in the game
           • I regularly link battle with my sister, and she has NEVER beaten me. Even when she chooses the starter that’s strongest against mine.
           • I know ALL combinations of which types are super effective against others. Knowledge is power.
          
          Anyway, the point of my post wasn’t really to humble brag. But rather, to give back to the community. If anyone needs any tips or tricks (or even thinks they can challenge me in battle) then just let me know!

          New York Mets unbridled optimism

            Unbridled optimism copypasta

            AKA the New York Mets or unbridled optimism copypasta, its a rant post from a Yankees fan on r/baseball that became a meme.

            Their unbridled optimism just shows how fucking immature most of them are. One hot ten-game stretch and they're ready to claim the division over the nationals and declare themselves "Kings of New York again? Give me a break. That shit lasted a cool five minutes the last time they made it to the postseason. The callers on WFAN are just horrendous. I appreciate the average Yankee fan since generally they seem to be a lot more educated on the dynamic of baseball season, especially during this cold streak when our guys aren't hitting. Nobody is hitting the panic button. But every Met fan I know will be quick to point out "LOL youre 4 games behind the Red Sox, money doesn't buy wins" like shut the fuck up our entire core is home grown you fucks. Talk to me again when your rotation can survive a full season.
            
            And holy shit, I can't wait until their bullpen fucking implodes because there's no way their relievers can maintain this pace all season. But even guys like Joe and Evan that I respect are saying that the Mets pen is comparable to our pen like give me a break, in your dreams.

            Original (2018)

            I don't mind the Islanders...but goddamn, their fans are just god-awful.
            
            Their unbridled optimism just shows how fucking immature most of them are. One season series sweep and they're ready to claim the division over the Capitals and declare themselves "Kings of New York again? Give me a break. That shit lasted a cool five minutes the last time they made it to the postseason. The callers on WFAN are just horrendous. I appreciate the average Ranger fan since generally they seem to be a lot more educated on the dynamic of the Hockey season, especially during this cold streak when our guys are being traded away. Nobody is hitting the panic button. But every Isles fan I know will be quick to point out "LOL you're still over paying Queen Henrietta, money doesn't buy wins" like shut the fuck up our entire core is home grown you fucks. Talk to me again when your Captain signs a contract.
            
            And holy shit, I can't wait until their Offense fucking implodes because there's no way their Centermen can maintain this pace all season. But even guys like Boomer and Boomer that I respect are saying that the Isles goalie is comparable to our goalie like give me a break, in your dreams.

            Conservatives: your anger is valid. But it’s being hijacked.

              Its a liberal copypasta attempting to convince conservatives to switch to the other side.

              Conservatives: your anger is valid. But it’s being hijacked.
              
              You’re not losing your country because of “woke liberals.” You’re losing it because the powerful need someone to blame — and they picked “them” instead of themselves. Here’s how they fooled you:
              
              🧵 1. You feel like you’re being left behind — and you’re not wrong.
              
              Wages suck. Everything costs more. Your job feels disposable. The world moves fast and doesn’t care how hard you work. That’s real. But the people who caused it? Aren’t drag queens or gender studies majors.
              
              🧵 2. They gave you a villain: “woke.”
              
              They turned your real pain into a culture war. Instead of fixing anything, they convinced you the problem is:
              
               • Pronouns
               • Trans kids
               • College students
               • Diversity
              
              Why? Because outrage is easier to sell, and it points the finger away from them.
              
              🧵 3. You’re angry at liberals because they look like the elite.
              
              They have degrees. They read the news. They live in cities. But those aren’t the people outsourcing your jobs, jacking up housing prices, or lobbying to keep your wages low. The real elite are laughing — at all of us.
              
              🧵 4. You’ve been taught to hate what you don’t understand.
              
              Because fear is easy to sell. Fear of immigrants. Of queer people. Of ideas you’ve never encountered. And every time you get mad at “them,” you’re doing exactly what they want. And it’s easier to throw hate at those you encounter in your community than billionaires you’ll never meet.
              
              🧵 5. “Woke” isn’t ruining your life — billionaires are.
              
              They’re stripping your benefits, privatizing healthcare, making record profits while you fight each other online about bathrooms. And while you’re arguing about flags or books, they’re buying your neighborhood.
              
              🧵 6. You’re not conservative anymore — you’re reactive.
              
              You’ve been trained to respond to every issue with rage, sarcasm, or mockery. Ask yourself: when was the last time you felt hopeful about a policy, a leader, or the future? Because they don’t want you hopeful. They want you mad.
              
              🧵 7. The truth is: you’ve been lied to.
              
              Not by your neighbors. Not by “the woke mob.” But by the people who need your vote, your loyalty, and your outrage — to stay rich and powerful while your life stays hard.
              
              🧵 8. You deserve better.
              
              You deserve healthcare. You deserve a living wage. You deserve to retire without fear. You deserve truth, not distraction. But to get that, you have to stop fighting the people who aren’t your enemy. 🚨 They told you the culture war was about values. It’s not. It’s about control. The more distracted you are, the less you’ll notice who’s robbing you. And right now, you’re willing to hand them the keys to your poverty and cheering any libtards while you do it.
              
              /end