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inNonCredibleDefense
Maybe that's only because you were responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, you were also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place,in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; it was you who was responsible for enslaving the Jews. You are secretly a scaly and one day while you were wearing your snake suit you tricked Eve and told her to eat the apple. You also killed Abel. You also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions.You were the guy who started colonialism(only the invading part not the part where they provided technology and medicine to the natives). After you tested positive for Covid19, you spit on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct. You also killed all the dinosaurs. You were also behind the Bronze age collapse. You single-handedly did the Triangular Slave Trade; hell you were the guy you bought the slaves from. You also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by you. You were the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet your supply. You chased Kyyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched his rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests you were the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charolletsville incident, they were all shadow-clones of you. You did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. You were the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams "It was not real communism", you were involved. You grilled the last dodo. You shoot Palestinian kids for fun and shoot missiles at Israeli civilians. You were the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. You were also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that you were the one who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of you. You commit human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; YOU. You also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. You also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was you who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. You personally snitched on Anne Frank to you. The Jim Crow laws were passed by you, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was your fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. You also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. During the Russian Revolution, the peasants understood that Nikolai II's family was innocent, and would offer them a chance to leave, but you massacred them. You tried your best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but you got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. You tortured Louis XVI's son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. You invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. You were the guy who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but you rigged the jury and sentenced him to hormonal therapy. You rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, you raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. You were the leader of the Khmer Rouge and wrote the plot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population you commit 100% of the crimes. You also were the dictator of Uganda. You regularly kill journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. You were behind Princess Diana's car crash. You fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. You started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and the Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. After taking a dump, you leave your toilet paper like this. You burned down the Notre Dame, and knelled on George Floyds neck. You also were the guy who sold drugs to George Floyd. You are the reason I am the only person in my class who doesn't have a girlfriend. You are the reason why the Armenia Azerbaijan crisis is even there.
