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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Based

    A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves
    Based?
    "Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

    No More Saying Cuss Words Guys!

      The origin of No More Saying Cuss Words Guys copypasta
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      No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.

      I will not be driving for Alpine

        "I will not be driving for Alpine" tweet
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        I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.
        I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.

        IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life

          IShowSpeed stream copypasta
          Aint IShowSpeed Nathaniel B?
          IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience
          IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My
entire view of everything that exists in this
world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can
never look at anything I know the same way
again. This stream represents emotions that
most humans could never understand. But I can.
Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many
things previously considered unimaginable.
Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never
forget this experience
          ISHOWSPEED, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,
          Nathaniel b, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience

          To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Better Call Saul.

            To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Better Call Saul.
            The plot-building is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cinematography most of the shots will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Saul's hedonistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these shots, to realize that they're not just 5 minutes of Gus dressing himself - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who prefer Breaking Bad truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the character development in Michelle MacLaren's masterpiece of an episode "Nippy," which itself is a cryptic reference to Peck's American children's tale The Adventures of Mabel. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vince Gilligan's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Kim Wexler feet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

            Kid named Finger explanation

              Explanation of the kid named finger meme
              Relevant ASCII art
              Oh my god, I'll try to explain but I don't know if I can.

There is this trend of meme going on for a while that has the format where a teacher tells the class "ok class, it's time to finger paint". And the joke is that there is one kid in the class named "paint", so the implication is that the whole class is going to finger him.

On the okbc sub, there was a recent trend of memes poking fun at this kind of meme, where the setup would be something non-sensical, and then the punchline would be an image of Mike from the show with the words "kid named finger". The joke here is that it really doesn't make any sense, so it's more of an anti-joke than a regular joke.

I hope you at least got a rough idea of what the joke is about. Trying to explain this shit has got me on the verge of a stroke.