I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first.
He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy".
He started using every single shitty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a shitty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper.
Then he started making videos shitting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission.
He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a shittier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago.
Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.
Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe.
He became Christian because of 4chan, the least christian website.
He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial.
He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video.
He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.
Let me guess...you're 25 with 3 kids, and you've done had your fun, now you don't want that, you want a real man to settle down with and take care of you and your kids because you let a loser nut inside of you.
I'm 6' even. Have my own house. 2 vehicles. And I make over $75k a year. What do you bring to the table? If the answer is "someone else's kids" then go kick rocks. No man will ever want you.
Stop saying your "thicc"... your obese
Also, your not a "dog mom", your a pet OWNER
I'm sure you've all heard about the recent allegations against me, and I knew I couldn't stay silent about this any longer. It's time to finally come clean and explain exactly what happened, and the steps that I'm taking to address the problem.
First of all, let me say that I am sorry. I know I fucked up, and I can't take back what I've done. I'm a human, and sometimes I make mistakes. That's not an excuse, but it is the truth. My heart goes out to the people that may or may not have been harmed by my actions. A number of people - I won't name names - have spoken out against what I've done, and they're right to do so. I deeply regret my actions, and while I don't expect them to forgive me, I do hope that the actions I've taken since to prevent this from happening again will help ease their suffering. I was in the wrong here, and they have every right to be angry at me. Are all of their accusations true? Who's to say. Many of the things they have allegedly claimed I have done may have been true, and many of them might not have been. It's important to consider the context that these words or actions might have taken place in, and withhold judgement until all the facts about this situation have become more clear. A lot of misinformation has been spreading about the things I did, and no one, not even me, can be entirely sure what exactly took place.
That being said, I deeply regret what happened, and take full responsibility for the consequences of whatever it was that I did. I had an opportunity to try and make things better, and it's clear that the choices I made were wrong, and only made things worse. I know that these words won't make everything right. Nothing I can do now will make this easier for the people who were affected by my actions, and I don't expect it to. All I can do now is be as honest as possible and make sure everyone understands why I did what I did. This whole experience has been extremely humbling, and has shown me how important it is to consider to consequences of carelessness for someone in my position. I have dedicated myself to ensuring that the things I have done will never happen again, in all likelyhood.
Above all else, I want everyone to know that my heart goes out to those who were involved in this, and that I am taking total responsibility for what I have done. I hope you will consider all the facts I have laid out here, and come to your own conclusions about this whole situation.
Finally, if anyone else feels the need to publicly apologize, or respond to accusations against them, I'd like to offer this thread as a space to do so. The public deserves to understand these situations from all sides, and I hope we can open a dialogue to make sure that these kinds of incidents don't happen again.
Relationship apology
My bad. It will not happen again. I am deeply sorry and am really apologizing for what I've done. I truly am sorry. From the bottom of my heart. The fact that I've done this is just... I'm so sorry. I will not allow anything like this to happen ever again. I feel very bad about myself now. I promise this will absolutely never happen again in the future. You're upset. I'm upset. Indeed, it truly was my own fault for causing this to happen in the first place. My own actions have led me to this. I hope my apology was sincere enough. My bad.
I am writing to express my sincere apologies for my actions. I know that I have hurt you, and for that I am truly sorry. I take full responsibility for my behavior and understand that I made a mistake.
Please know that I am committed to making things right and to ensuring that this does not happen again in the future. I will do whatever it takes to make things right and to earn back your trust.
Once again, please accept my sincerest apologies for my actions. I hope that you can forgive me and give me the chance to make things right.
I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn't mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that's it's gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.
Logan Paul x Discord apology
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. So what we did in the discord server was simply unplanned and the reactions you saw on text were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never said those things. I should have put the keyboard down, and stopped typing what i was thinking through. there were a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the discord server, I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the things i said, I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by us. But, most importantly, I want to apologize to the victims. and my friends who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my words is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.
Public apology
Public apology to <person> issued by <you>
I want to express my deepest apologies to <person> for the doubts that I unjustly harbored. In hindsight, I see that my skepticism was baseless, and I deeply regret any distress or disappointment it may have caused you. Your character and integrity are evident, and I failed to recognize and appreciate them as I should have.
I understand that doubt can erode trust, and for that, I am truly sorry. It was not a reflection of your actions but rather a shortcoming on my part. I want you to know that I am committed to rectifying this situation and rebuilding the trust that may have been strained.
I acknowledge the hurt my doubts may have inflicted, and I genuinely hope you can find it within yourself to forgive me. Moving forward, I am dedicated to being more open-minded, understanding, and supportive, ensuring that our relationship can thrive without the shadows of doubt.
Once again, I am sorry for any pain I caused, and I am eager to learn from this experience and demonstrate through my actions that you can trust me moving forward.
So the line I came up with is "I don't mean to be rude and I certainly don't want to be creepy, but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the breast area) are amazing." Then after she blushes and says thanks follow up with "I don't mean to be out of line, but would it be ok if I could have a feel?"
So what do you think? What do I need to tweak to make it work?
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Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️
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