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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


For groupchats that don’t respond to your memes

    When I send a meme on the group chat I expect every single person on the group chat to react to the meme. Especially if I tag you in the meme I expect you to write a heartfelt message of atleast 200 words about what the meme means to you. If I tag you multiple times in a meme I don't care if I send the meme at 2am or 4am or 3pm I will need you to turn on push notifications for the group chat so that when I tag you in a meme you will show the meme to everyone you are with at that point in time. I don't care if its your mom, dad, coworker or therapist. You better be showing them the meme I tagged you in and explaining to them how good of a friend I am. I know a few of you in the group chat are angry that I found out where you live and where your siblings live. But that is not an excuse for not responding to my memes. I carefully curate each meme based on each one of your personalities. I make sure to crop out the reddit footer or erase any part of the meme that could make the meme seem unfunny to you. After this I expect all 33 of you in this group chat to write to me a formal apology for your behaviour. If you refuse to do so i will have to look for your house using Google maps and the little information I have about your whereabouts. Afterwards I will be printing out memes and putting them in your letter box. If you still refuse to apologise to me I will have to embarras you by buying sex toys and delivering it to your neighbours in your name and make it look like a "mistake by the FedEx employee", your neighbours will have to hand deliver the sextoy to you or will secretly judge you. Not to mention the several of you that still live with your parents that will no longer be accepted in your household

    Flareon

      Wholesome Flareon copypasta
      Based on the original Vaporeon copypasta
      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
      Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, that flareon may not be the best suited when compared to its cousins such as vaporeon or umbreon. But it's small physique and lightweight of 2'11" and 25kg, it would serve a tight but usable delight for your tight desires.
      
      Along with its egg group of 'field' a Flareon is very capable of breeding with humanoid creatures unlike its cousin vaporeon. Its exp growth of medium to fast also allows it to quickly adjust to your body and what you desire, allowing for a more pleasurable experience. Flareon has a very impressive base attack and decent defences that are perfect for those who desire to be dominated, but its lower defensive stat allows you to return what it had given you, but its high special defence allow for all sorts of mental and emotional abuse, and it will power right through.
      
      Flareon does have an issue of its body reaching 1,700 degrees celsius, but as with other pokemon from the fire typing, they are not expressly immune to the flames, meaning that the genitalia would be much cooler as to not harm other Flareons, meaning it will provide a warm, but satiable hole. With Flareon's ability to learn moves such as endure, attract, stored power, charm, and scary face, it has the express ability to satiate the needs you want, being able to endure so much satisfaction, and charming you until you cum, then it will release all it has endured along with you.
      
      This is all without mentioning its other physical features. Flareon’s have manes of fur, ponytails and fluffy tails, the rest of their body covered in warm orange fur. This makes handling the Flareon easy as you’re able to grab the fur around its neck and manipulate it as you please, using it to choke or trap it from escaping. The tail makes it easier to latch onto as well, being able to stop it moving unless you want it to. The lack of protective fur around its chest makes its nipples easy to view and manipulate, allowing you freedom to use it as you please.
      
      In fact, one of Flareon’s hidden abilities is Guts, making it so that whenever the Flareon is affected by a status effect, their Attack increases by 50%, this means that you and your Flareon are able to get into some kinky situations! SO, should your Flareon be asleep and you need to relieve yourself, they’ll be immediately ready, giving back 1.5 times the pleasure as usual! This also works with paralyse, should your desires be to restrict your Flareon, allowing you complete freedom over its body. It’s that simple! Even more though, with your Flareon’s guts ability and its ability to learn sleep talk, you can perform played out rape for the weird people, and it can still use its increase sleeping damage to unconsciously return what you give it.
      
      But more than that, Flareon is the most huggable pokemon in terms of Human and Pokemon companionship. Not only is it able to warm its body up to the perfect hugging temperature, but it also has the aforementioned fluffy orange fur, that is no doubt incredibly soft. But more than this, because of its special defence stat, its able to withstand any emotional venting and be perfectly fine, meaning that a Flareon can cure your depression if treated right!
      
      There is no doubt that Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon when talking in terms of Male Human and Female Pokemon breedability, however Flareon is second second to none when comparing a long term relationship. Flareon has a resistance to any emotional damage meaning that they’ll be by your side no matter what, their high attack stat means that the Flareon will never fail to be able to please you, using every single skill in their arsenal to make you happy. Flareon’s body is practically designed for use, perfectly inviting and built for the long haul, the Flareon’s loyalty never failing to be by your side.

      There have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.

        As of Tuesday, October 25, 2022 at 3:53 AM EST, there have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.
        
        This is 1 quintrillion, 33 quadrillion, 372 trillion, 734 billion, 890 million, 811 thousand and 433 messages.
        
        The human population of Earth is around <8 billion people.
        
        This means the number of messages on Discord is one 125,000,000 times the population of planet Earth.
        
        Not once in any of these messages has anyone ever asked for your opinion.

        Kazahstan greatest country in the world

          All other countries are run by little girls, Kazahstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium, Kazahstan home of tinshein swimming pool it's length thirty meters and width six meter, filtration system a marvel to behold it removes 80 percent of human solid waste Kazahstan, Kazahstan you very nice place from plains of tarashek to Northen fence of jewtown Kazahstan friend of all except Uzbekistan they very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazahstan industry best in world we invented toffe and trouser belt Kazahstan,s prostitues cleanest in the region except of course for Turkmenistan,s. Kazahstan, Kazahstan you very nice place from plains of tarashek to Northen fence jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of it's face

          We need to ban the vomiting emoji

            Vomiting emoji needs to be ban
            So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.
            
            I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.
            
            This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

            Nani the fuck copypasta but longer

              Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in political science, and watashi've been involved in iroirona shakuhachi tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in the Kamisato Art, and watashi is the top commissioner in all of Inazuma. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another Hillchurl. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with a deadly melody the likes of which has neber meen mimasu'd before on the Teyvat, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi in front of Ayaka? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of governors accross Teyvat, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You're fucking shinimashita'd, akachan. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can korosu anata in over nanahyaku ways, and that's just with watashino bare hands. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed murder, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Yasuhiro Commission and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe anatano miserable ketsu off the face of Teyvat, you little manko. If only anata could have known what unholy houfuku anatano little "rikou" komento was about to bring down upon anata, maybe anata would have held anatano fucking tongue. But anata couldn't, anata didn't, and now anata are paying the price, you goddamn bakayarou. Watashi will shit moui all over anata and anata will drown in it. This is your death note, akachan: https://youtu.be/V-bGc_b5ys4