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How do i unname my new born son Morbius

    Morbius copypasta
    Hi reddit

Backstory, a few weeks ago my pregnant wife (27f) and I (28m) went to see a movie - Morbius. Around 5 minutes into the movie, her water broke with some contractions, so we left to rush to the hospital. long story short, we welcomed a new member to the family. We haven’t decided on a name at that point, and since her water broke while we were watching Morbius. We decided to name him Morbius.

After settling back home 2 weeks ago, and finally got some rest looking after young Morb. I saw that the movie has been trending lately online with good reviews, so i thought why not watch it with Morb. I purchased the blue ray copy off prime, and we watched it last night as a family.

So here comes the title, the movie was awful, and we both hated it. My wife and i want to rename our son, and we don’t know how and the process. If anyone could help, it’ll be great. We’re in vic australia

tdlr: named new born son Morbius and would like to rename him.

    AITA For quoting Morbius?

      Morbin time copypasta
      I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

      My brother won’t stop saying “ITS MORBING TIME!”

        Stand back! Its morbing time!
        Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS MORBING TIME!” he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its morbing time!”

I’m losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb

        TIFU by committing genocide

          Average Reddit TIFU copypasta
          I was visiting my super hot cousin in Myanmar, she came on to me really hard because she had forgotten that we were related because she was in lust. Somehow I ended sleeping with her and my hot aunt joined in too.

Then I heard my uncle coming up the stairs so I jumped out of the window. I ran into a Buddhist monks armed with machettes and he asked me why I was naked so I told him that I was robbed by a couple of Rohingya. He asked me where the Muslim bastards were and I pointed to my cousins house.

The Buddhists ran in to the house an massacred my relatives and burned down the entire village. The total death toll was somewhere around 3000.

TL DR: I narrowly escaped getting caught having sex with my cousin.

          My son refuses to watch Morbius for the 34 time with me

            Every Morbius memes
            I tried to take him with me to the theater last night thinking he will get back to his senses, but he yelled saying that he is bored.

He even said it wasn’t as good as Spiderman (and later clarified “it was slightly better than the batman tho”)

I am heartbroken and lost. Help.

Edit: I disowned him.

Edit: my son is missing for the past few days. Please help.

Edit: the police at my door, i think im getting arrested.

Edit: do you guys know a cheap lawyer who can reduce my sentence for murder? I need help

            GUYS HELP A WOMAN IS THREATENING ME WITH MY NUDES

              allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?

edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!