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MULEQUE, É SÓ UM JOGO?

MULEQUE, É SÓ UM JOGO? CALMA AÍ, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO? ELE FALOU QUE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO E QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR, MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE POR ISSO QUE ELE VAI MORRER NO BRONZE, EU NÃO POSSO JOGAR COM BRONZE CARA, O CARA FALA QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR MULEQUE SE EU QUISESSE ME DIVERTIR EU TAVA NA PRAIA CATANDO TATU, EU TINHA BOTADO NO TV XUXA NA TELEVISÃO, EU TAVA COMENDO PUTA, FAZENDO ALGUMA COISA EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A MERDA DESSE JOGO, EU NÃO SERIA PLATINA, EU NÃO JOGARIA PRA CARALHO PRA porra

MULEQUE PRA ME DIVERTIR, QUANDO EU JOGO EU JOGO PRA VENCER, EU NÃO JOGO PRA ME DIVERTIR, EU JÁ FALEI, MULEQUE, SE EU JOGO E O CARA FAZ AQUILO, O CARA ME MATAO CARA MANDA UM JAX ME DAR UM BEIJO, O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE EU FAÇA MULEQUE O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE FAÇA???

MULEQUE SE EU TE CHAMAR PRA JOGAR, E TU FOR A merda DE UM JOGADOR CASUAL TU NÃO ACEITA A PORRA DO CONVITE, POR QUE TU VAI LEVAR RAGE TU VAI FICAR IGUAL UMA putinha TU NÃO VAI AGUENTAR O RAGE E VAI FICAR CHORANDO VAI FALAR QUE EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, SE EU TÔ JOGANDO O JOGO SE EU TÔ VENCENDO SE EU GOSTO DE VENCER EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, E NÃO VEM FALAR aAaAaAaAaA vOcE tEm QuE LeVaR o JoGo Na BrInCaDeIrA

SE EU QUISESSE BRINCAR EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A PORRA DE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, EU TAVA JOGANDO ADOLETA LÁ NA PQP

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GUY, IS IT JUST A GAME? CALM DOWN, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS JUST A GAME? HE SAID THAT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS JUST A GAME AND THAT I HAVE TO PLAY TO HAVE FUN, GUYS THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE BRONZE GUYS THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE BRONZE THAT'S WHY HE'LL DIE ON THE BRONZE, I CAN'T PLAY WITH BRONZE MAN, THE GUY SAYS I HAVE TO PLAY TO HAVE FUN GUY IF I WANTED TO HAVE FUN I WAS AT THE BEACH CATCHING TATU, I HAD PUT IT ON TV XUXA ON TELEVISION, I WAS EATING A BITCH, DOING SOMETHING I WAS NOT PLAYING SHIT FROM THIS GAME, I WOULDN'T BE PLATINUM, I WOULDN'T FUCKING PLAY IT

GUYS TO HAVE FUN, WHEN I PLAY I PLAY TO WIN, I DON'T PLAY TO HAVE FUN, I ALREADY SAID, GUY, IF I PLAY AND THE GUY DOES THAT, THE GUY KILLS ME GUY SEND A JAX GIVE ME A KISS, WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO GUY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???

GUY IF I CALL YOU TO PLAY, AND YOU'RE A FUCKING CASUAL PLAYER YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE FUCKING INVITATION, WHY YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAGE YOU'LL BE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RAGE AND YOU'LL BE CRYING YOU'LL SAY THAT I TAKE THE FUCKING GAME SERIOUSLY, IF I'M PLAYING THE GAME IF I'M WINNING IF I LIKE WINNING I TAKE THE FUCKING GAME SERIOUSLY, AND DON'T COME TALK AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GAME INTO PLAY

IF I WANTED TO PLAY I WOULDN'T BE PLAYING THE FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, I WAS PLAYING ADOLESCENT IN PQP

I hope Irelia wins xD

I hope Irelia wins xD. I’m a Irelia main and she’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by her jumping on a minions like monkey, and her voice lines are so cute like when she tells screams IOOOOOOONIA LOL! She’s super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD

I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region

The original pasta was about EU dominance in LoL

I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.

I fucking love Irelia’s butt

I fucking love Irelia's butt, I want to bury myself between those cheeks and just inhale the raw scent of the stank as it slowly crushes my skull

Lux drives me absolutely wild

Lux drives me absolutely wild and I need to vent

She's just a dumb, slutty blonde that's super peppy and cheery, but as soon as you gank her lane and grab her hair she just turns into a sparkly-eyed, blushing whore for cock.

Every time I win my lane against Lux I get a testosterone overload. I have to look at her hentai to let it all out.

Your shield might protect you from my Q's but not this goddamn dick.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

League is so toxic

My jungler called me an “omega fart” and I really took that into heart and even ended up crying. Why would anyone say such a thing? I’m NOT an “omega fart” I am a human being. What the fuck even is an “omega fart”? Fuck this game.