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I fucking love Irelia’s butt

    Irelia from LoL copypasta
    I fucking love Irelia's butt, I want to bury myself between those cheeks and just inhale the raw scent of the stank as it slowly crushes my skull

    Lux drives me absolutely wild

      Lux from LoL copypasta
      Lux drives me absolutely wild and I need to vent

She's just a dumb, slutty blonde that's super peppy and cheery, but as soon as you gank her lane and grab her hair she just turns into a sparkly-eyed, blushing whore for cock.

Every time I win my lane against Lux I get a testosterone overload. I have to look at her hentai to let it all out.

Your shield might protect you from my Q's but not this goddamn dick.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

      League is so toxic

        League of Legends copypasta
        My jungler called me an “omega fart” and I really took that into heart and even ended up crying. Why would anyone say such a thing? I’m NOT an “omega fart” I am a human being. What the fuck even is an “omega fart”? Fuck this game.

        Sincerely, A Shen Main

          Shen copypasta
          A good Shen player will usually never ult just to save your ass. We are not your babysitters. When Shen ults he sees a possibility to turn the fight around for your team. He is very often leaving behind resources like XP and Farm just to turn around the fight, but when you decide to run away you most likely have given your enemy top laner free resources and the turret in return for nothing for Shen. This also shows us that you are usually not worth ulting for. Instead just walk into Taunt Range for Shen. This isn't just about Shen, though. Most Enemies will have spent their resources by then so you are giving Shen the opportunity to assist YOU in getting kills. A single taunt is usually more than enough to make you go from certain death to 2 easy kills bot lane.

Sincerely,

A Shen Main

          MLXG starts a team fight

            MLXG copypasta
            When both teams are even in gold, MLXG feels that RNG is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When RNG is 3k behind in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their "lead". When RNG is behind 7k in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When RNG is 10K behind in gold, MLXG thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight.

            As a teemo main

              Teemo
              As a teemo main at a respectably high elo, this game is hard to watch. Literally cringing at some of these mistakes. If you actually want to learn teemo PM me (im gold 3 24lp) I also do coaching