Breaking news from Reykjavík, Iceland, where a crazed American man has been arrested after breaking into a hotel kitchen after close. It is alleged that he was a guest staying in the hotel.
Witnesses said that staff were alerted by his noisy presence, and when they tried to communicate with him, he ran around with his arms flailing, screaming that he was going to "flash bear stun the crab". Kitchen staff have confirmed that all seafood is delivered daily to maintain freshness, so there were no crabs to be found. As they tried to corner the man, he shouted "blabber fish in top river running from a rumble in the top side jungle!". He continued, "It's a rookie mad lion!".
Police arrived onsite shortly after and took the man into custody, whilst he further protested and screamed about needing to "smite the cloud dragon". He was taken to a local psychiatric facility for his condition to be assessed. Doctors reported, "It's terrible, I've never seen someone so deluded; he seems to think he is both a bear and a fish, simulatenously in a cloud, a river, and a jungle", whilst also noting on his obsession with crabs and dragons. The doctor remarked, "I've never seen someone so high on copium".
MULEQUE, É SÓ UM JOGO? CALMA AÍ, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO? ELE FALOU QUE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO E QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR, MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE POR ISSO QUE ELE VAI MORRER NO BRONZE, EU NÃO POSSO JOGAR COM BRONZE CARA, O CARA FALA QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR MULEQUE SE EU QUISESSE ME DIVERTIR EU TAVA NA PRAIA CATANDO TATU, EU TINHA BOTADO NO TV XUXA NA TELEVISÃO, EU TAVA COMENDO PUTA, FAZENDO ALGUMA COISA EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A MERDA DESSE JOGO, EU NÃO SERIA PLATINA, EU NÃO JOGARIA PRA CARALHO PRA porra
MULEQUE PRA ME DIVERTIR, QUANDO EU JOGO EU JOGO PRA VENCER, EU NÃO JOGO PRA ME DIVERTIR, EU JÁ FALEI, MULEQUE, SE EU JOGO E O CARA FAZ AQUILO, O CARA ME MATAO CARA MANDA UM JAX ME DAR UM BEIJO, O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE EU FAÇA MULEQUE O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE FAÇA???
MULEQUE SE EU TE CHAMAR PRA JOGAR, E TU FOR A merda DE UM JOGADOR CASUAL TU NÃO ACEITA A PORRA DO CONVITE, POR QUE TU VAI LEVAR RAGE TU VAI FICAR IGUAL UMA putinha TU NÃO VAI AGUENTAR O RAGE E VAI FICAR CHORANDO VAI FALAR QUE EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, SE EU TÔ JOGANDO O JOGO SE EU TÔ VENCENDO SE EU GOSTO DE VENCER EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, E NÃO VEM FALAR aAaAaAaAaA vOcE tEm QuE LeVaR o JoGo Na BrInCaDeIrA
SE EU QUISESSE BRINCAR EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A PORRA DE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, EU TAVA JOGANDO ADOLETA LÁ NA PQP
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GUY, IS IT JUST A GAME? CALM DOWN, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS JUST A GAME? HE SAID THAT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS JUST A GAME AND THAT I HAVE TO PLAY TO HAVE FUN, GUYS THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE BRONZE GUYS THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE BRONZE THAT'S WHY HE'LL DIE ON THE BRONZE, I CAN'T PLAY WITH BRONZE MAN, THE GUY SAYS I HAVE TO PLAY TO HAVE FUN GUY IF I WANTED TO HAVE FUN I WAS AT THE BEACH CATCHING TATU, I HAD PUT IT ON TV XUXA ON TELEVISION, I WAS EATING A BITCH, DOING SOMETHING I WAS NOT PLAYING SHIT FROM THIS GAME, I WOULDN'T BE PLATINUM, I WOULDN'T FUCKING PLAY IT
GUYS TO HAVE FUN, WHEN I PLAY I PLAY TO WIN, I DON'T PLAY TO HAVE FUN, I ALREADY SAID, GUY, IF I PLAY AND THE GUY DOES THAT, THE GUY KILLS ME GUY SEND A JAX GIVE ME A KISS, WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO GUY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???
GUY IF I CALL YOU TO PLAY, AND YOU'RE A FUCKING CASUAL PLAYER YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE FUCKING INVITATION, WHY YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAGE YOU'LL BE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RAGE AND YOU'LL BE CRYING YOU'LL SAY THAT I TAKE THE FUCKING GAME SERIOUSLY, IF I'M PLAYING THE GAME IF I'M WINNING IF I LIKE WINNING I TAKE THE FUCKING GAME SERIOUSLY, AND DON'T COME TALK AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GAME INTO PLAY
IF I WANTED TO PLAY I WOULDN'T BE PLAYING THE FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, I WAS PLAYING ADOLESCENT IN PQP
I hope Irelia wins xD. I’m a Irelia main and she’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by her jumping on a minions like monkey, and her voice lines are so cute like when she tells screams IOOOOOOONIA LOL! She’s super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD
I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.
