Have you ever had a dream copypasta
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?Jokes
Copypasta related to an internet joke.
EXTREME FUCKING SPOILERS
HOLY SHIT. DO NOT LOOK AT THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING. DO NOT EVEN ACT LIKE YOU SAW THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE STUDIED EVERY SINGLE FORM OF MEDIA EVER. YOU NEED TO HAVE THOROUGHLY STUDIED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MOLECULE ON THIS PLANET. DO NOT LOOK AT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE GONE ACROSS THE ENTIRE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE AND DOCUMENTED EVERY ATOM. YOU NEED TO ACHIEVE GODHOOD AND KNOW WHERE EVERY SINGLE ELEMENTARY FUCKING PARTICLE IS IN THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE, WHERE IT WAS AT ANY GIVEN TIME, AND WHERE IT WILL BE. SIMULATE EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAS OR HASN'T BEEN IN THE SPAN OF AN INFINITELY SMALL TIME ON REPEAT FOREVER, AND THEN YOU CAN READ THIS.
Anyways, here's what I was gonna say:Oh, so you like chess? Name every chess move
Open every possible move
a2 a3 a4 a5 a6 a7 b2 b3 b4 b5 b6 b7 c2 c3 c4 c5 c6 c7 d2 d3 d4 d5 d6 d7 e2 e3 e4 e5 e6 e7 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 g2 g3 g4 g5 g6 g7 h2 h3 h4 h5 h6 h7 a1=B a1=N a1=R a1=Q b1=B b1=N b1=R b1=Q c1=B c1=N c1=R c1=Q d1=B d1=N d1=R d1=Q e1=B e1=N e1=R e1=Q f1=B f1=N f1=R f1=Q g1=B g1=N g1=R g1=Q h1=B h1=N h1=R h1=Q a8=B a8=N a8=R a8=Q b8=B b8=N b8=R b8=Q c8=B c8=N c8=R c8=Q d8=B d8=N d8=R d8=Q e8=B e8=N e8=R e8=Q f8=B f8=N f8=R f8=Q g8=B g8=N g8=R g8=Q h8=B h8=N h8=R h8=Q Na1 Na2 Na3 Na4 Na5 Na6 Na7 Na8 Nb1 Nb2 Nb3 Nb4 Nb5 Nb6 Nb7 Nb8 Nc1 Nc2 Nc3 Nc4 Nc5 Nc6 Nc7 Nc8 Nd1 Nd2 Nd3 Nd4 Nd5 Nd6 Nd7 Nd8 Ne1 Ne2 Ne3 Ne4 Ne5 Ne6 Ne7 Ne8 Nf1 Nf2 Nf3 Nf4 Nf5 Nf6 Nf7 Nf8 Ng1 Ng2 Ng3 Ng4 Ng5 Ng6 Ng7 Ng8 Nh1 Nh2 Nh3 Nh4 Nh5 Nh6 Nh7 Nh8 Ba1 Ba2 Ba3 Ba4 Ba5 Ba6 Ba7 Ba8 Bb1 Bb2 Bb3 Bb4 Bb5 Bb6 Bb7 Bb8 Bc1 Bc2 Bc3 Bc4 Bc5 Bc6 Bc7 Bc8 Bd1 Bd2 Bd3 Bd4 Bd5 Bd6 Bd7 Bd8 Be1 Be2 Be3 Be4 Be5 Be6 Be7 Be8 Bf1 Bf2 Bf3 Bf4 Bf5 Bf6 Bf7 Bf8 Bg1 Bg2 Bg3 Bg4 Bg5 Bg6 Bg7 Bg8 Bh1 Bh2 Bh3 Bh4 Bh5 Bh6 Bh7 Bh8 Ra1 Ra2 Ra3 Ra4 Ra5 Ra6 Ra7 Ra8 Rb1 Rb2 Rb3 Rb4 Rb5 Rb6 Rb7 Rb8 Rc1 Rc2 Rc3 Rc4 Rc5 Rc6 Rc7 Rc8 Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Rd5 Rd6 Rd7 Rd8 Re1 Re2 Re3 Re4 Re5 Re6 Re7 Re8 Rf1 Rf2 Rf3 Rf4 Rf5 Rf6 Rf7 Rf8 Rg1 Rg2 Rg3 Rg4 Rg5 Rg6 Rg7 Rg8 Rh1 Rh2 Rh3 Rh4 Rh5 Rh6 Rh7 Rh8 Qa1 Qa2 Qa3 Qa4 Qa5 Qa6 Qa7 Qa8 Qb1 Qb2 Qb3 Qb4 Qb5 Qb6 Qb7 Qb8 Qc1 Qc2 Qc3 Qc4 Qc5 Qc6 Qc7 Qc8 Qd1 Qd2 Qd3 Qd4 Qd5 Qd6 Qd7 Qd8 Qe1 Qe2 Qe3 Qe4 Qe5 Qe6 Qe7 Qe8 Qf1 Qf2 Qf3 Qf4 Qf5 Qf6 Qf7 Qf8 Qg1 Qg2 Qg3 Qg4 Qg5 Qg6 Qg7 Qg8 Qh1 Qh2 Qh3 Qh4 Qh5 Qh6 Qh7 Qh8 Ka1 Ka2 Ka3 Ka4 Ka5 Ka6 Ka7 Ka8 Kb1 Kb2 Kb3 Kb4 Kb5 Kb6 Kb7 Kb8 Kc1 Kc2 Kc3 Kc4 Kc5 Kc6 Kc7 Kc8 Kd1 Kd2 Kd3 Kd4 Kd5 Kd6 Kd7 Kd8 Ke1 Ke2 Ke3 Ke4 Ke5 Ke6 Ke7 Ke8 Kf1 Kf2 Kf3 Kf4 Kf5 Kf6 Kf7 Kf8 Kg1 Kg2 Kg3 Kg4 Kg5 Kg6 Kg7 Kg8 Kh1 Kh2 Kh3 Kh4 Kh5 Kh6 Kh7 Kh8 axb1 axb2 axb3 axb4 axb5 axb6 axb7 axb8 bxa1 bxa2 bxa3 bxa4 bxa5 bxa6 bxa7 bxa8 bxc1 bxc2 bxc3 bxc4 bxc5 bxc6 bxc7 bxc8 cxb1 cxb2 cxb3 cxb4 cxb5 cxb6 cxb7 cxb8 cxd1 cxd2 cxd3 cxd4 cxd5 cxd6 cxd7 cxd8 dxc1 dxc2 dxc3 dxc4 dxc5 dxc6 dxc7 dxc8 dxe1 dxe2 dxe3 dxe4 dxe5 dxe6 dxe7 dxe8 exd1 exd2 exd3 exd4 exd5 exd6 exd7 exd8 exf1 exf2 exf3 exf4 exf5 exf6 exf7 exf8 fxe1 fxe2 fxe3 fxe4 fxe5 fxe6 fxe7 fxe8 fxg1 fxg2 fxg3 fxg4 fxg5 fxg6 fxg7 fxg8 gxf1 gxf2 gxf3 gxf4 gxf5 gxf6 gxf7 gxf8 gxh1 gxh2 gxh3 gxh4 gxh5 gxh6 gxh7 gxh8 hxg1 hxg2 hxg3 hxg4 hxg5 hxg6 hxg7 hxg8 axb1=B bxa1=B bxc1=B cxb1=B cxd1=B dxc1=B dxe1=B exd1=B exf1=B fxe1=B fxg1=B gxf1=B gxh1=B hxg1=B axb1=B bxa1=B bxc1=B cxb1=B cxd1=B dxc1=B dxe1=B exd1=B exf1=B fxe1=B fxg1=B gxf1=B gxh1=B hxg1=B axb1=N bxa1=N bxc1=N cxb1=N cxd1=N dxc1=N dxe1=N exd1=N exf1=N fxe1=N fxg1=N gxf1=N gxh1=N hxg1=N axb1=R bxa1=R bxc1=R cxb1=R cxd1=R dxc1=R dxe1=R exd1=R exf1=R fxe1=R fxg1=R gxf1=R gxh1=R hxg1=R axb1=Q bxa1=Q bxc1=Q cxb1=Q cxd1=Q dxc1=Q dxe1=Q exd1=Q exf1=Q fxe1=Q fxg1=Q gxf1=Q gxh1=Q hxg1=Q axb8=B bxa8=B bxc8=B cxb8=B cxd8=B dxc8=B dxe8=B exd8=B exf8=B fxe8=B fxg8=B gxf8=B gxh8=B hxg8=B axb8=B bxa8=B bxc8=B cxb8=B cxd8=B dxc8=B dxe8=B exd8=B exf8=B fxe8=B fxg8=B gxf8=B gxh8=B hxg8=B axb8=N bxa8=N bxc8=N cxb8=N cxd8=N dxc8=N dxe8=N exd8=N exf8=N fxe8=N fxg8=N gxf8=N gxh8=N hxg8=N axb8=R bxa8=R bxc8=R cxb8=R cxd8=R dxc8=R dxe8=R exd8=R exf8=R fxe8=R fxg8=R gxf8=R gxh8=R hxg8=R axb8=Q bxa8=Q bxc8=Q cxb8=Q cxd8=Q dxc8=Q dxe8=Q exd8=Q exf8=Q fxe8=Q fxg8=Q gxf8=Q gxh8=Q hxg8=Q Nxa1 Nxa2 Nxa3 Nxa4 Nxa5 Nxa6 Nxa7 Nxa8 Nxb1 Nxb2 Nxb3 Nxb4 Nxb5 Nxb6 Nxb7 Nxb8 Nxc1 Nxc2 Nxc3 Nxc4 Nxc5 Nxc6 Nxc7 Nxc8 Nxd1 Nxd2 Nxd3 Nxd4 Nxd5 Nxd6 Nxd7 Nxd8 Nxe1 Nxe2 Nxe3 Nxe4 Nxe5 Nxe6 Nxe7 Nxe8 Nxf1 Nxf2 Nxf3 Nxf4 Nxf5 Nxf6 Nxf7 Nxf8 Nxg1 Nxg2 Nxg3 Nxg4 Nxg5 Nxg6 Nxg7 Nxg8 Nxh1 Nxh2 Nxh3 Nxh4 Nxh5 Nxh6 Nxh7 Nxh8 Bxa1 Bxa2 Bxa3 Bxa4 Bxa5 Bxa6 Bxa7 Bxa8 Bxb1 Bxb2 Bxb3 Bxb4 Bxb5 Bxb6 Bxb7 Bxb8 Bxc1 Bxc2 Bxc3 Bxc4 Bxc5 Bxc6 Bxc7 Bxc8 Bxd1 Bxd2 Bxd3 Bxd4 Bxd5 Bxd6 Bxd7 Bxd8 Bxe1 Bxe2 Bxe3 Bxe4 Bxe5 Bxe6 Bxe7 Bxe8 Bxf1 Bxf2 Bxf3 Bxf4 Bxf5 Bxf6 Bxf7 Bxf8 Bxg1 Bxg2 Bxg3 Bxg4 Bxg5 Bxg6 Bxg7 Bxg8 Bxh1 Bxh2 Bxh3 Bxh4 Bxh5 Bxh6 Bxh7 Bxh8 Rxa1 Rxa2 Rxa3 Rxa4 Rxa5 Rxa6 Rxa7 Rxa8 RxR1 RxR2 RxR3 RxR4 RxR5 RxR6 RxR7 RxR8 Rxc1 Rxc2 Rxc3 Rxc4 Rxc5 Rxc6 Rxc7 Rxc8 Rxd1 Rxd2 Rxd3 Rxd4 Rxd5 Rxd6 Rxd7 Rxd8 Rxe1 Rxe2 Rxe3 Rxe4 Rxe5 Rxe6 Rxe7 Rxe8 Rxf1 Rxf2 Rxf3 Rxf4 Rxf5 Rxf6 Rxf7 Rxf8 Rxg1 Rxg2 Rxg3 Rxg4 Rxg5 Rxg6 Rxg7 Rxg8 Rxh1 Rxh2 Rxh3 Rxh4 Rxh5 Rxh6 Rxh7 Rxh8 Qxa1 Qxa2 Qxa3 Qxa4 Qxa5 Qxa6 Qxa7 Qxa8 QxQ1 QxQ2 QxQ3 QxQ4 QxQ5 QxQ6 QxQ7 QxQ8 Qxc1 Qxc2 Qxc3 Qxc4 Qxc5 Qxc6 Qxc7 Qxc8 Qxd1 Qxd2 Qxd3 Qxd4 Qxd5 Qxd6 Qxd7 Qxd8 Qxe1 Qxe2 Qxe3 Qxe4 Qxe5 Qxe6 Qxe7 Qxe8 Qxf1 Qxf2 Qxf3 Qxf4 Qxf5 Qxf6 Qxf7 Qxf8 Qxg1 Qxg2 Qxg3 Qxg4 Qxg5 Qxg6 Qxg7 Qxg8 Qxh1 Qxh2 Qxh3 Qxh4 Qxh5 Qxh6 Qxh7 Qxh8 Kxa1 Kxa2 Kxa3 Kxa4 Kxa5 Kxa6 Kxa7 Kxa8 Kxb1 Kxb2 Kxb3 Kxb4 Kxb5 Kxb6 Kxb7 Kxb8 Kxc1 Kxc2 Kxc3 Kxc4 Kxc5 Kxc6 Kxc7 Kxc8 Kxd1 Kxd2 Kxd3 Kxd4 Kxd5 Kxd6 Kxd7 Kxd8 Kxe1 Kxe2 Kxe3 Kxe4 Kxe5 Kxe6 Kxe7 Kxe8 Kxf1 Kxf2 Kxf3 Kxf4 Kxf5 Kxf6 Kxf7 Kxf8 Kxg1 Kxg2 Kxg3 Kxg4 Kxg5 Kxg6 Kxg7 Kxg8 Kxh1 Kxh2 Kxh3 Kxh4 Kxh5 Kxh6 Kxh7 Kxh8 a2+ a3+ a4+ a5+ a6+ a7+ b2+ b3+ b4+ b5+ b6+ b7+ c2+ c3+ c4+ c5+ c6+ c7+ d2+ d3+ d4+ d5+ d6+ d7+ e2+ e3+ e4+ e5+ e6+ e7+ f2+ f3+ f4+ f5+ f6+ f7+ g2+ g3+ g4+ g5+ g6+ g7+ h2+ h3+ h4+ h5+ h6+ h7+ a1=B+ a1=N+ a1=R+ a1=Q+ b1=B+ b1=N+ b1=R+ b1=Q+ c1=B+ c1=N+ c1=R+ c1=Q+ d1=B+ d1=N+ d1=R+ d1=Q+ e1=B+ e1=N+ e1=R+ e1=Q+ f1=B+ f1=N+ f1=R+ f1=Q+ g1=B+ g1=N+ g1=R+ g1=Q+ h1=B+ h1=N+ h1=R+ h1=Q+ a8=B+ a8=N+ a8=R+ a8=Q+ b8=B+ b8=N+ b8=R+ b8=Q+ c8=B+ c8=N+ c8=R+ c8=Q+ d8=B+ d8=N+ d8=R+ d8=Q+ e8=B+ e8=N+ e8=R+ e8=Q+ f8=B+ f8=N+ f8=R+ f8=Q+ g8=B+ g8=N+ g8=R+ g8=Q+ h8=B+ h8=N+ h8=R+ h8=Q+ Na1+ Na2+ Na3+ Na4+ Na5+ Na6+ Na7+ Na8+ Nb1+ Nb2+ Nb3+ Nb4+ Nb5+ Nb6+ Nb7+ Nb8+ Nc1+ Nc2+ Nc3+ Nc4+ Nc5+ Nc6+ Nc7+ Nc8+ Nd1+ Nd2+ Nd3+ Nd4+ Nd5+ Nd6+ Nd7+ Nd8+ Ne1+ Ne2+ Ne3+ Ne4+ Ne5+ Ne6+ Ne7+ Ne8+ Nf1+ Nf2+ Nf3+ Nf4+ Nf5+ Nf6+ Nf7+ Nf8+ Ng1+ Ng2+ Ng3+ Ng4+ Ng5+ Ng6+ Ng7+ Ng8+ Nh1+ Nh2+ Nh3+ Nh4+ Nh5+ Nh6+ Nh7+ Nh8+ Ba1+ Ba2+ Ba3+ Ba4+ Ba5+ Ba6+ Ba7+ Ba8+ Bb1+ Bb2+ Bb3+ Bb4+ Bb5+ Bb6+ Bb7+ Bb8+ Bc1+ Bc2+ Bc3+ Bc4+ Bc5+ Bc6+ Bc7+ Bc8+ Bd1+ Bd2+ Bd3+ Bd4+ Bd5+ Bd6+ Bd7+ Bd8+ Be1+ Be2+ Be3+ Be4+ Be5+ Be6+ Be7+ Be8+ Bf1+ Bf2+ 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Kg2+ Kg3+ Kg4+ Kg5+ Kg6+ Kg7+ Kg8+ Kh1+ Kh2+ Kh3+ Kh4+ Kh5+ Kh6+ Kh7+ Kh8+ axb1+ axb2+ axb3+ axb4+ axb5+ axb6+ axb7+ axb8+ bxa1+ bxa2+ bxa3+ bxa4+ bxa5+ bxa6+ bxa7+ bxa8+ bxc1+ bxc2+ bxc3+ bxc4+ bxc5+ bxc6+ bxc7+ bxc8+ cxb1+ cxb2+ cxb3+ cxb4+ cxb5+ cxb6+ cxb7+ cxb8+ cxd1+ cxd2+ cxd3+ cxd4+ cxd5+ cxd6+ cxd7+ cxd8+ dxc1+ dxc2+ dxc3+ dxc4+ dxc5+ dxc6+ dxc7+ dxc8+ dxe1+ dxe2+ dxe3+ dxe4+ dxe5+ dxe6+ dxe7+ dxe8+ exd1+ exd2+ exd3+ exd4+ exd5+ exd6+ exd7+ exd8+ exf1+ exf2+ exf3+ exf4+ exf5+ exf6+ exf7+ exf8+ fxe1+ fxe2+ fxe3+ fxe4+ fxe5+ fxe6+ fxe7+ fxe8+ fxg1+ fxg2+ fxg3+ fxg4+ fxg5+ fxg6+ fxg7+ fxg8+ gxf1+ gxf2+ gxf3+ gxf4+ gxf5+ gxf6+ gxf7+ gxf8+ gxh1+ gxh2+ gxh3+ gxh4+ gxh5+ gxh6+ gxh7+ gxh8+ hxg1+ hxg2+ hxg3+ hxg4+ hxg5+ hxg6+ hxg7+ hxg8+ axb1=B+ bxa1=B+ bxc1=B+ cxb1=B+ cxd1=B+ dxc1=B+ dxe1=B+ exd1=B+ exf1=B+ fxe1=B+ fxg1=B+ gxf1=B+ gxh1=B+ hxg1=B+ axb1=B+ bxa1=B+ bxc1=B+ cxb1=B+ cxd1=B+ dxc1=B+ dxe1=B+ exd1=B+ exf1=B+ fxe1=B+ fxg1=B+ gxf1=B+ gxh1=B+ hxg1=B+ axb1=N+ bxa1=N+ bxc1=N+ 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> gf is prego
> we like to get kinky anyways
> one night things get particularly saucy
> i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
> wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
> i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
> ohshitohshitohshitohshit
> i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
> she's still bleeding everywhere
> by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
> oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
> storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
> he takes one look at her and says
> "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
> "WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
> "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
> mfwToyota Corolla
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine.'
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.Microwave be like
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