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Tiananmen Square Copypasta

    Tiananmen Square Protests refer to student-led pro-democracy demonstrations held in Beijing in 1989 which were violently suppressed by Chinese military forces. Discussions of the event were subsequently censured and tabooed in China
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    动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

    How to convince a kid you’re not an Italian mob member.

      My dream is to talk like this
      Ey look buddy, you cant just say am an italian mob member jus coz im italian ait? Das very offensive, ait? Now, lemme give ya som advice kid - in dis typa wold you either a smart fella, or a fart smella. An lemme tell ya, ya seem like a smart fella to me, wich is gud cuz ya dont wanna be a fart smella, cuz fart smellas get thei knee caps broken, ait? fart smellas go sleepin wit de fishes, ait? you dont wanna be a fart smella. Ey look buddy, I like ya, my boss Big Al, he gots a pizza restaurant right around da corna, if ye wants to make som extra cash and can work wit clientz go tell em Giorgi sent ya, ait? Stay otta trouble smart fella.

      Shut yo lean mean string bean

        Now just paste this onto every internet argument.
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        If you yell Amogus 69 times

          Amogus is a bastardized version of the name of the online 2018 video game Among Us
          If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

          Masturbation is a sport

            "involves individuals and groups that can compete against each other"
            Masturbation is a sport.

According to Oxford Dictionary, a sport is defined as “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment."

Masturbation:

   • involves physical exertion

   • involves skill

   • is entertaining

   • involves individuals and groups that can compete against each other

Therefore, using this criteria, beating your meat is objectively a sport.