☣You 🦇 have 🦇 been 🦇 blessed 🦇 by 🦇 the🦇 COVID-19
☣You 🦇 have 🦇 been 🦇 blessed 🦇 by 🦇 the🦇 COVID-19 🦇 emoji 🦇 Prepare 🦇 for 🦇 a 🦇thousand 🦇 years 🦇 of 🦇 sneezing 🦇 and 🦇 coughing 🦇 and 🦇 an 🦇 infinite 🦇 absence 🦇 of 🦇 toilet 🦇 paper🧻🚫☣
A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.
☣You 🦇 have 🦇 been 🦇 blessed 🦇 by 🦇 the🦇 COVID-19 🦇 emoji 🦇 Prepare 🦇 for 🦇 a 🦇thousand 🦇 years 🦇 of 🦇 sneezing 🦇 and 🦇 coughing 🦇 and 🦇 an 🦇 infinite 🦇 absence 🦇 of 🦇 toilet 🦇 paper🧻🚫☣
you fool, you buffoon, you fell right into my trap. as you can see that sentence "end racism" was actually racist because of the use of the monkey emoji, implying that black people are monkeys, this fooled you into thinking it was anti-racist when it was infact not. i suppose my superior intellect must come from all the hours i spent studying rick and morty. or if i put it in simply terms that one peasant might understand: r/woosh you missed the joke 😂😂😂
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Dear Mr. Gates
Was that actually ur (your) son I met on Modern Warfare 2🤔🤔? I believe his name is “XxXSmokeDank420XxX.” He said his dad is Bill Gates, and he’ll get me 🚫banned❌ from Xbox Live😨. He also said he engaged in intercourse with my mother👉👌🙎♀️😕😕. I’m not sure if that’s true, but when I asked her about it ❔👦🍆👩❓, she started crying😢😢😭. Just want 2 (to) know if that’s ur (your) son.
P.S. (postscript) I’ve met like 30 of ur (your) children👶👦 on Xbox Live. u (you) must be laying mad pipe 🍆💦💦🍑 in order to have spawned that many offspring🤰. Honestly inhuman how much pussу u’ve (you’ve) been pounding 🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆💦💦💦💦🍑. Keep up the good work!!👍(Though I suggest u (you) should b (be) a little more careful ⛑😷 4 (for) now, with 🍺coronavirus🦠 going around and everything🤒🤒.) Stay safe and have a good day!
Sincerely, Adrian :)
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