Skip to content

Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

My๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธName๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ is ๐Ÿ‘ Kusuo Saiki ๐Ÿ˜ณ And ๐Ÿ˜ผ I ๐Ÿ‘ Have ๐Ÿค” Psychic Superpowers ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    My name is Kuso Saiki
    My๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธName๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ is ๐Ÿ‘ Kuso Saiki ๐Ÿ˜ณ And ๐Ÿ˜ผ I ๐Ÿ‘ Have ๐Ÿค” Psychic Superpowers ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    My name is Kusuo Saiki
    
    And I have psychic super powers
    
    At least I can sit out rest of the game now
    
    Yeah iโ€™m not going
    
    How many times are we gonna repeat this
    
    Just leave me alone
    
    Holy crap he's dumb
    Anyways the kids all yours i'm outta here
    Cool the end
    ๐ŸŽคSawarasenai๐Ÿฅฐkimi๐Ÿ˜ธwaโ›“shoujo๐Ÿ‘ปna๐Ÿ’…no?โœจbรถKรน- I mean    My๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธName๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ is ๐Ÿ‘ Kuso Saiki ๐Ÿ˜ณ And ๐Ÿ˜ผ I ๐Ÿ‘ Have ๐Ÿค” Psychic Superpowers ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    The utimate Twitter political bio

      Emily~she/they~BLM โœŠ๐Ÿฟ~ACAB~โœจEat the richโœจ~๐ŸŒˆ panromantic demisexual nonbinary~Virgo ๐Ÿ˜ป~Kill all m*n ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•~ Cis het Wh*te people DNI ๐Ÿ˜ผ~Anti-fascist Socialist โ˜ญ~ STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG โค๏ธ~ Depressed/has ADHD/has PTSD/~Dems stole the election!~ #TRUMP2020, Married to my devout husband ๐Ÿ™~True Patriot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ~ I love Jesus AMEN ๐Ÿ˜‡โ›ช!!~Vaccines kill!~Support ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ!~๐Ÿ๐ŸŽฉ Free market advocate~Bitcoin investor ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ~I โ™ฅ ELON MUSK~#TAXATIONISTHEFT~

      I canโ€™t stop having sex with instant noodles

        copypasta will not be called copyramen to be more inclusive
        Open Text Version
        Yeah, you read that right. I can't stop having sex with Instant Ramen Noodles. It's really fucked up to be completely honest, and it all started when my boyfriend suggested we start experimenting a bit in the bedroom. I suggested we try anal, after all Iโ€™ve been hinting lately that Iโ€™ve been yearning for him to shove his seven inch cock into my tight bleached asshole. I'd be such a good anal slut for him. But thatโ€™s not nearly what he suggested instead. He wanted to face fuck me while I had my mouth full of Instant Ramen noodles. At first I thought there was no way Iโ€™d ever do it. I yelled in protest, how dare he think Iโ€™d ever do that? I mean, itโ€™s not like Iโ€™m a prude, I fuck him silly in each and every way he desires. But like this, no, thereโ€™s no way. That was until he brought home some Tonkotsu Instant Ramen noodles. He spent all night preparing it. The noodles were cooked to perfection, a half marinated egg succulently placed in the authentic Japanese bowl, topped with seaweed sheets and seasoning. It was the perfect bowl of ramen. So I sat down at the kitchen and started to eat. Fuck me it was delicious. That was until he started to take off his pants. No! I protested, this was way too far. But it was too late, my mouth was full and his dick was hard. He proceeded to slowly penetrate my mouth. I gasped to air but all that came in was the taste of tonkotsu broth, and the faint taste of my boyfriends eager precum. I was stunned, stuffed and starting to get horny. How was this turning me on I thought? I couldnโ€™t understand. Maybe it was the hard dick sliding down my throat, or the delicious ramen, maybe a combination of the two. It was all so tantalizingly exciting. I started to swallow the ramen and my boyfriend yelled out in ecstasy. I continued to slurp down my noodles again, and he lurched forward shoving his cock further down my tightening throat. I told him to fuck me harder as I took another bite of my delicious ramen, and instantly he came. There was cum all over the inside of my mouth. The mixture combined with the ramen can only be described as exquisite. Salty, smooth and rich with flavor. Days pass. Then months. We never spoke of that day since. I think we both knew we had gone too far. There are limits after all. But I couldnโ€™t stop thinking about the taste of the ramen and cum in my mouth. At work one day I decided I would go to my local ramen shop and take home a new flavor. I got home and as I got through the door my pants were already coming off. I was dripping wet, and horny as hell. I lay starfish on my bed and began to pour the ramen all over my body. It was so warm and burned my body but I didnโ€™t care, I just wanted the salty foreign mixture all over my tight and firm body. I shoved my tiny fingers deep into my tight pussy and masturbated for hours. I was in total and pure ecstasy. That was until my boyfriend came through the door. I was shocked to see him home so early, and he was too, for the sight he came upon could only be described as disastrously unique. It only took seconds for him to become instantly rock hard. I could see his muscles twitch as he gazed upon me all wet and dripping with ramen. His pants flew off and he mounted on top of me. Neither of us cared at this point that the ramen had cooled. It didnโ€™t matter anymore. We just wanted this moment. The sex lasted for hours, and I came many, many times. Right as my boyfriend began to climax deep inside my pussy I pushed him off. What the fuck was I doing? What the actual fuck was I doing? Everyone knows that this is the last situation a deep southern Texas girl like me wanted to happen. My dad had warned me this day might come the day he walked in on me watching Hentai and twiddling my bean. "Jessie, you know, never have sex with ramen noodles nearby, thatโ€™s how you get pregnant with one of those damn Asians, and damn you know whattle happen to you if that happens" Fuck you dad, you racist fuck. I wanted this anyway. I needed this anyway. I was ready. I was primed to go. My boyfriend climbed back on and finished deep inside my pussy. It was beautiful. Nine months later I gave birth to my first child ใƒ•ใ‚กใƒƒใ‚ฏ็งใฎๆ„šใ‹ใชใƒ‘ใƒ‘ chan, heโ€™s a great little kid and I love him so much. Three years pass and now Iโ€™m on my third Japanese child. How did this go so far? Thatโ€™s when the Japanese government called me. They wanted to being me in for questioning. They wanted me to help them rebuild the dwindling Japanese population. It's a serious problem for them and they desperately needed my help. The foreign minister I spoke with even mentioned free Hentai and ramen for the rest of my life. How could I ever say no? So I moved my pretty little ass to Japan and have been living here since. I love my life here. Every day me and my boyfriend go to a new Ramen shop and purchase our daily bowl. We then take a beautiful walk through our local park, admire the trees and grass. My boyfriend always remembers to bring bread for the local ducks. We named one Guss, we both love Guss and remember to see him every day. He's a good little duck. We then head back to our home, take off all our cloths and proceed to pour our bowl of ramen over each of our bodies. He fucks me like no one else. I cum, then I cum again, and again, and again. It's never felt like chore for me. And my boyfriend loves it more than life itself. Before we finish we remember to shove a tiny bit of ramen deep inside me before my boyfriend finishes. I don't think this is the life for me though. It eats me up inside that all Iโ€™m capable in life is breeding little Japanese babies through sex with ramen noodles. I think Iโ€™m more capable than that. I want out. I want a change. Can you help me? Can you help me from the life Iโ€™ve created? I don't want to be a ramen breeder anymore. I don't know where to turn. I don't know where to go.
        Open Emojipasta Version
        Yeah, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ read ๐Ÿ“˜ that ๐Ÿ˜ right. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ can't ๐Ÿšซ stop ๐Ÿšซ having ๐Ÿ‘ฌ sex ๐Ÿ† with ๐Ÿ‘ Instant Ramen ๐Ÿœ Noodles. ๐Ÿ’ฏ It's ๐Ÿ•› really ๐Ÿ˜ fucked ๐Ÿ˜ฉ up ๐Ÿ”บ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ completely ๐Ÿ˜ก honest, ๐Ÿ˜‡ and ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ started ๐Ÿ’ข when ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ suggested we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ start ๐Ÿ”˜ experimenting a ๐Ÿ‘Œ bit ๐Ÿ˜ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ bedroom. I ๐Ÿ‘ suggested we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ try ๐Ÿ˜ anal, ๐Ÿ‘ after ๐Ÿ‘€ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ Iโ€™ve ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ hinting lately that ๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™ve ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ yearning ๐Ÿ˜ก for ๐Ÿ† him ๐Ÿ‘ด to ๐Ÿ’ฆ shove ๐Ÿ˜  his ๐Ÿ’ฆ seven ๐Ÿ”ฅ inch ๐Ÿ“ cock ๐Ÿ† into ๐Ÿ‘‰ my ๐Ÿ‘จ tight ๐Ÿ‘‰ bleached ๐Ÿ’ฆ asshole. ๐Ÿ‘ I'd ๐Ÿ™ be ๐Ÿ such ๐Ÿ˜ณ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ anal ๐Ÿ‘ slut ๐Ÿ˜ˆ for ๐Ÿ† him. ๐Ÿ‘ด But ๐Ÿ‘ thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ช not ๐Ÿšซ nearly ๐Ÿ‘ฃ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ he ๐Ÿ‘จ suggested instead. He wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ face ๐Ÿ˜€ fuck ๐Ÿ† me ๐Ÿ˜ญ while ๐Ÿ•— I ๐Ÿ‘ had ๐Ÿ’‹ my ๐Ÿ‘จ mouth ๐Ÿ’‹ full ๐ŸŒ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ Instant Ramen ๐Ÿœ noodles. At first ๐Ÿ‘† I ๐Ÿ‘ thought ๐Ÿ’ญ there ๐Ÿ‘Œ was ๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿ™… way ๐Ÿ’ซ Iโ€™d ๐Ÿ˜— ever ๐Ÿ˜  do ๐Ÿ‘Œ it. ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ‘ yelled in ๐Ÿ‘ protest, how ๐Ÿ’ฏ dare he ๐Ÿ‘จ think ๐Ÿ’ญ Iโ€™d ๐Ÿ˜— ever ๐Ÿ˜  do ๐Ÿ‘Œ that? ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿ‘ mean, ๐Ÿ˜ itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’€ not ๐Ÿšซ like ๐Ÿ’– Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘Œ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ prude, I ๐Ÿ‘ fuck ๐Ÿ† him ๐Ÿ‘ด silly ๐Ÿ™ƒ in ๐Ÿ‘ each ๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ‘ every ๐Ÿ‘ way ๐Ÿ’ซ he ๐Ÿ‘จ desires. But ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ’– this, ๐Ÿ‘ˆ no, ๐Ÿ™… thereโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ฉ no ๐Ÿ™… way. That was ๐Ÿ‘ until ๐Ÿ™„ he ๐Ÿ‘จ brought home ๐Ÿก some ๐Ÿ‘จ Tonkotsu Instant Ramen ๐Ÿœ noodles. ๐Ÿ’ฏ He ๐Ÿ‘จ spent ๐Ÿ˜ต all ๐Ÿ’ฏ night ๐ŸŒ™ preparing it. ๐Ÿ’ฏ The ๐Ÿ‘ noodles ๐Ÿ’ฏ were ๐Ÿ‘ถ cooked ๐Ÿณ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ perfection, a ๐Ÿ‘Œ half ๐Ÿ’€ marinated egg ๐Ÿณ succulently placed in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ authentic Japanese bowl, ๐Ÿ€ topped with ๐Ÿ‘ seaweed sheets ๐Ÿ‘‰ and ๐Ÿ‘ seasoning. It ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ perfect ๐Ÿ’ฏ bowl ๐Ÿ€ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ ramen. ๐Ÿœ So ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ‘ sat down ๐Ÿ”ป at ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ kitchen ๐Ÿถ and ๐Ÿ‘ started ๐Ÿ’ข to ๐Ÿ’ฆ eat. ๐Ÿ‘‰ Fuck ๐Ÿ† me ๐Ÿ˜ญ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ‘ delicious. That was ๐Ÿ‘ until ๐Ÿ™„ he ๐Ÿ‘จ started ๐Ÿ’ข to ๐Ÿ’ฆ take ๐Ÿ‘Š off ๐Ÿ“ด his ๐Ÿ’ฆ pants. ๐Ÿ‘– No! ๐Ÿ™… I ๐Ÿ‘ protested, this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ was ๐Ÿ‘ way ๐Ÿ’ซ too ๐Ÿ˜ก far. ๐ŸŒŒ But ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ‘ too ๐Ÿ˜ก late, ๐Ÿ’ค my ๐Ÿ‘จ mouth ๐Ÿ’‹ was ๐Ÿ‘ full ๐ŸŒ and ๐Ÿ‘ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ dick ๐Ÿ† was ๐Ÿ‘ hard. ๐Ÿ† He ๐Ÿ‘จ proceeded to ๐Ÿ’ฆ slowly ๐ŸŒ penetrate ๐Ÿ‘‰ my ๐Ÿ‘จ mouth. ๐Ÿ’‹ I ๐Ÿ‘ gasped ๐Ÿ˜ซ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ air ๐Ÿ’จ but ๐Ÿ‘ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ that ๐Ÿ˜ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ in ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ taste ๐Ÿ‘… of ๐Ÿ’ฆ tonkotsu broth, and ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ faint taste ๐Ÿ‘… of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriends ๐Ÿ‘ฌ eager precum. ๐Ÿ’ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ stunned, stuffed ๐Ÿ˜œ and ๐Ÿ‘ starting ๐Ÿ˜ซ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ horny. How was ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ turning ๐Ÿ”„ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ on ๐Ÿ”› I ๐Ÿ‘ thought? ๐Ÿ’ญ I ๐Ÿ‘ couldnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ฒ understand. ๐Ÿ“š Maybe ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ hard ๐Ÿ† dick ๐Ÿ† sliding down ๐Ÿ”ป my ๐Ÿ‘จ throat, ๐Ÿ˜ or ๐Ÿ’ the ๐Ÿ‘ delicious ๐Ÿ˜ ramen, ๐Ÿœ maybe ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ combination ๐Ÿ”— of ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ two. ๐Ÿ’ It ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ‘ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ tantalizingly exciting. ๐Ÿ’ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘ started ๐Ÿ’ข to ๐Ÿ’ฆ swallow the ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ and ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ yelled out ๐Ÿ’ฏ in ๐Ÿ‘ ecstasy. I ๐Ÿ‘ continued to ๐Ÿ’ฆ slurp ๐Ÿ˜ down ๐Ÿ”ป my ๐Ÿ‘จ noodles ๐Ÿ’ฏ again, ๐Ÿ˜ฌ and ๐Ÿ‘ he ๐Ÿ‘จ lurched forward ๐Ÿ“ฒ shoving his ๐Ÿ’ฆ cock ๐Ÿ† further ๐Ÿ˜ต down ๐Ÿ”ป my ๐Ÿ‘จ tightening throat. ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿ‘ told ๐Ÿ—ฃ him ๐Ÿ‘ด to ๐Ÿ’ฆ fuck ๐Ÿ† me ๐Ÿ˜ญ harder ๐Ÿ’ฅ as ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ took ๐Ÿ‘ซ another ๐Ÿ”„ bite ๐Ÿ˜ˆ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ delicious ๐Ÿ˜ ramen, ๐Ÿœ and ๐Ÿ‘ instantly he ๐Ÿ‘จ came. ๐Ÿ’ฆ There ๐Ÿ‘Œ was ๐Ÿ‘ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ over ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ inside ๐Ÿ’  of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ mouth. ๐Ÿ’‹ The ๐Ÿ‘ mixture combined with ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ only ๐Ÿ•ฆ be ๐Ÿ described as ๐Ÿ‘ exquisite. ๐Ÿ˜ Salty, ๐Ÿ˜‹ smooth ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ‘ rich ๐Ÿ’ฒ with ๐Ÿ‘ flavor. ๐Ÿ˜ต Days ๐Ÿ“† pass. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ months. ๐Ÿ“† We ๐Ÿ‘ฅ never ๐Ÿ™… spoke of ๐Ÿ’ฆ that ๐Ÿ˜ day ๐ŸŒž since. ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ‘ think ๐Ÿ’ญ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ both ๐ŸŒœ knew ๐Ÿ‘“ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ had ๐Ÿ’‹ gone ๐Ÿƒ too ๐Ÿ˜ก far. ๐ŸŒŒ There ๐Ÿ‘Œ are ๐Ÿ”ข limits ๐Ÿ’ƒ after ๐Ÿ‘€ all. But I ๐Ÿ‘ couldnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ฒ stop ๐Ÿšซ thinking ๐Ÿ’ญ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ taste ๐Ÿ‘… of ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ and ๐Ÿ‘ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ in ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ mouth. ๐Ÿ’‹ At ๐Ÿ† work ๐Ÿข one ๐Ÿ˜ค day ๐ŸŒž I ๐Ÿ‘ decided ๐Ÿ‘ฏ I ๐Ÿ‘ would ๐Ÿ‘ช go ๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ local ๐Ÿ“ฐ ramen ๐Ÿœ shop ๐Ÿข and ๐Ÿ‘ take ๐Ÿ‘Š home ๐Ÿก a ๐Ÿ‘Œ new ๐Ÿ‘Œ flavor. I got ๐Ÿธ home ๐Ÿก and ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ got ๐Ÿธ through ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the ๐Ÿ‘ door ๐Ÿšช my ๐Ÿ‘จ pants ๐Ÿ‘– were ๐Ÿ‘ถ already ๐Ÿ‘‹ coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ off. ๐Ÿ“ด I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ dripping ๐ŸŒง wet, ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘ horny ๐Ÿ˜‰ as ๐Ÿ‘ hell. ๐Ÿ”ฅ I ๐Ÿ‘ lay ๐Ÿ’ starfish on ๐Ÿ”› my ๐Ÿ‘จ bed ๐Ÿ› and ๐Ÿ‘ began ๐Ÿ”˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ pour the ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ over ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ body. ๐Ÿ’ƒ It ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ‘ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ warm ๐Ÿ”ฅ and ๐Ÿ‘ burned ๐Ÿ”ฅ my ๐Ÿ‘จ body ๐Ÿ’ƒ but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ didnโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘ care, ๐Ÿ’… I ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ salty ๐Ÿ˜‹ foreign mixture all ๐Ÿ’ฏ over ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ tight ๐Ÿ‘‰ and ๐Ÿ‘ firm ๐Ÿšฌ body. ๐Ÿ’ƒ I ๐Ÿ‘ shoved my ๐Ÿ‘จ tiny ๐Ÿ˜‘ fingers deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ into ๐Ÿ‘‰ my ๐Ÿ‘จ tight ๐Ÿ‘‰ pussy ๐Ÿฑ and ๐Ÿ‘ masturbated ๐Ÿ† for ๐Ÿ† hours. ๐Ÿ• I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ in ๐Ÿ‘ total ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ pure ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ecstasy. That was ๐Ÿ‘ until ๐Ÿ™„ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ through ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the ๐Ÿ‘ door. ๐Ÿšช I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ shocked to ๐Ÿ’ฆ see ๐Ÿ‘€ him ๐Ÿ‘ด home ๐Ÿก so ๐Ÿ’ฏ early, ๐Ÿ• and ๐Ÿ‘ he ๐Ÿ‘จ was ๐Ÿ‘ too, ๐Ÿ˜ก for ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ sight he ๐Ÿ‘จ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ could ๐Ÿ”’ only ๐Ÿ•ฆ be ๐Ÿ described as ๐Ÿ‘ disastrously ๐Ÿ˜ฑ unique. It ๐Ÿ’ฏ only ๐Ÿ•ฆ took ๐Ÿ‘ซ seconds ๐Ÿ•‘ for ๐Ÿ† him ๐Ÿ‘ด to ๐Ÿ’ฆ become ๐Ÿ˜Œ instantly rock ๐Ÿ—ฟ hard. ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ‘ could ๐Ÿ”’ see ๐Ÿ‘€ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ muscles twitch as ๐Ÿ‘ he ๐Ÿ‘จ gazed upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘ dripping ๐ŸŒง with ๐Ÿ‘ ramen. ๐Ÿœ His ๐Ÿ’ฆ pants ๐Ÿ‘– flew off ๐Ÿ“ด and ๐Ÿ‘ he ๐Ÿ‘จ mounted on ๐Ÿ”› top ๐Ÿ” of ๐Ÿ’ฆ me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Neither of ๐Ÿ’ฆ us ๐Ÿ‘จ cared ๐Ÿ˜ at ๐Ÿ† this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ point ๐Ÿ“ that ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ had ๐Ÿ’‹ cooled. It ๐Ÿ’ฏ didnโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘ matter ๐Ÿ™… anymore. ๐Ÿ”ฅ We ๐Ÿ‘ฅ just ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ moment. The sex ๐Ÿ† lasted for ๐Ÿ† hours, ๐Ÿ• and ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ many, ๐Ÿ‘ฌ many ๐Ÿ‘ฌ times. ๐Ÿ•’ Right ๐Ÿ‘Œ as ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ began ๐Ÿ”˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ climax ๐Ÿ˜ฐ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ inside ๐Ÿ’  my ๐Ÿ‘จ pussy ๐Ÿฑ I ๐Ÿ‘ pushed him ๐Ÿ‘ด off. ๐Ÿ“ด What ๐Ÿ˜ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ fuck ๐Ÿ† was ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ doing? ๐Ÿ“Œ What ๐Ÿ˜ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ actual fuck ๐Ÿ† was ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ doing? ๐Ÿ“Œ Everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ knows ๐Ÿ‘ƒ that ๐Ÿ˜ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ last ๐Ÿ˜ situation ๐ŸŽฎ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ southern Texas girl ๐Ÿ‘ง like ๐Ÿ’– me ๐Ÿ˜ญ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ happen. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ My ๐Ÿ‘จ dad ๐Ÿ‘ด had ๐Ÿ’‹ warned ๐Ÿ˜ค me ๐Ÿ˜ญ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ day ๐ŸŒž might ๐Ÿ” come ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ day ๐ŸŒž he ๐Ÿ‘จ walked ๐Ÿšถ in ๐Ÿ‘ on ๐Ÿ”› me ๐Ÿ˜ญ watching ๐Ÿ‘€ Hentai ๐Ÿ‘ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ twiddling my ๐Ÿ‘จ bean. "Jessie, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ know, ๐Ÿ’ญ never ๐Ÿ™… have ๐Ÿ‘ sex ๐Ÿ† with ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ noodles ๐Ÿ’ฏ nearby, thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ช how ๐Ÿ’ฏ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ pregnant ๐Ÿ† with ๐Ÿ‘ one ๐Ÿ˜ค of ๐Ÿ’ฆ those ๐Ÿฅ damn ๐Ÿ˜ค Asians, ๐Ÿ‘Œ and ๐Ÿ‘ damn ๐Ÿ˜ค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ know ๐Ÿ’ญ whattle happen ๐Ÿ˜ฑ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ if ๐Ÿ‘ that ๐Ÿ˜ happens" Fuck you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ dad, ๐Ÿ‘ด you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ racist fuck. ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ anyway. ๐Ÿ”› I ๐Ÿ‘ needed this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ anyway. ๐Ÿ”› I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ ready. ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ primed to ๐Ÿ’ฆ go. ๐Ÿƒ My ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ climbed back ๐Ÿ”™ on ๐Ÿ”› and ๐Ÿ‘ finished ๐Ÿ‘… deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ inside ๐Ÿ’  my ๐Ÿ‘จ pussy. ๐Ÿฑ It ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ‘ beautiful. ๐ŸŒ„ Nine ๐Ÿ† months ๐Ÿ“† later ๐Ÿ•‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ gave ๐ŸŽ birth ๐Ÿ‘‘ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ first ๐Ÿ‘† child ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ใƒ•ใ‚กใƒƒใ‚ฏ็งใฎๆ„šใ‹ใชใƒ‘ใƒ‘ chan, heโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘จ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ great ๐Ÿ‘ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ love ๐Ÿ˜ him ๐Ÿ‘ด so ๐Ÿ’ฏ much. Three years ๐Ÿ“… pass ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ now ๐Ÿ‘‹ Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘Œ on ๐Ÿ”› my ๐Ÿ‘จ third Japanese child. ๐Ÿ‘ฆ How ๐Ÿ’ฏ did ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ go ๐Ÿƒ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ far? ๐ŸŒŒ Thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ช when ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ Japanese government ๐Ÿ’ฉ called ๐Ÿ“ฒ me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ They ๐Ÿ‘ฅ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ being ๐Ÿ˜‘ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ in ๐Ÿ‘ for ๐Ÿ† questioning. They ๐Ÿ‘ฅ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ help ๐Ÿ’ them ๐Ÿ’ฆ rebuild the ๐Ÿ‘ dwindling Japanese population. It's ๐Ÿ•› a ๐Ÿ‘Œ serious ๐Ÿ˜ problem ๐Ÿ˜Š for ๐Ÿ† them ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘ they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ desperately needed my ๐Ÿ‘จ help. ๐Ÿ’ The ๐Ÿ‘ foreign minister I ๐Ÿ‘ spoke with ๐Ÿ‘ even ๐ŸŒƒ mentioned free ๐Ÿ’œ Hentai ๐Ÿ‘ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ for ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ rest ๐Ÿ˜ช of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ life. ๐Ÿ‘ค How ๐Ÿ’ฏ could ๐Ÿ”’ I ๐Ÿ‘ ever ๐Ÿ‘ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ no? So I ๐Ÿ‘ moved ๐Ÿ“ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ pretty ๐Ÿ‘ฐ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ ass ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ Japan ๐Ÿฃ and ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ living ๐Ÿ™ here ๐Ÿ‘ since. ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ‘ love ๐Ÿ˜ my ๐Ÿ‘จ life ๐Ÿ‘ค here. ๐Ÿ‘ Every ๐Ÿ‘ day ๐ŸŒž me ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ go ๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ new ๐Ÿ‘Œ Ramen ๐Ÿœ shop ๐Ÿข and ๐Ÿ‘ purchase ๐Ÿ›’ our ๐Ÿ’ฉ daily ๐Ÿ•ข bowl. ๐Ÿ€ We ๐Ÿ‘ฅ then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ take ๐Ÿ‘Š a ๐Ÿ‘Œ beautiful ๐ŸŒ„ walk ๐Ÿ‘ฃ through ๐Ÿ˜ฉ our ๐Ÿ’ฉ local ๐Ÿ“ฐ park, ๐ŸŒฒ admire the ๐Ÿ‘ trees ๐ŸŒฒ and ๐Ÿ‘ grass. ๐ŸŒฑ My ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ always ๐Ÿ”ฅ remembers ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ bring ๐Ÿšถ bread ๐Ÿž for ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ local ๐Ÿ“ฐ ducks. We ๐Ÿ‘ฅ named ๐Ÿ“› one ๐Ÿ˜ค Guss, we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ both ๐ŸŒœ love ๐Ÿ˜ Guss and ๐Ÿ‘ remember ๐Ÿ’ญ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ see ๐Ÿ‘€ him ๐Ÿ‘ด every ๐Ÿ‘ day. ๐ŸŒž He's ๐Ÿ‘ฆ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ duck. We then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ head ๐Ÿ’† back ๐Ÿ”™ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ our ๐Ÿ’ฉ home, ๐Ÿก take ๐Ÿ‘Š off ๐Ÿ“ด all ๐Ÿ’ฏ our ๐Ÿ’ฉ cloths and ๐Ÿ‘ proceed to ๐Ÿ’ฆ pour our ๐Ÿ’ฉ bowl ๐Ÿ€ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ ramen ๐Ÿœ over ๐Ÿ‘ each ๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ our ๐Ÿ’ฉ bodies. ๐Ÿ˜ He ๐Ÿ‘จ fucks ๐Ÿ˜ค me ๐Ÿ˜ญ like ๐Ÿ’– no ๐Ÿ™… one ๐Ÿ˜ค else. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I ๐Ÿ‘ cum, ๐Ÿ’ฆ then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I ๐Ÿ‘ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ again, ๐Ÿ˜ฌ and ๐Ÿ‘ again, ๐Ÿ˜ฌ and ๐Ÿ‘ again. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ It's ๐Ÿ•› never ๐Ÿ™… felt ๐Ÿ˜Ž like ๐Ÿ’– chore ๐Ÿ‘ท for ๐Ÿ† me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ And ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ loves ๐Ÿ’˜ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ more ๐Ÿ— than ๐Ÿ‘‰ life ๐Ÿ‘ค itself. ๐Ÿš Before ๐Ÿ˜‚ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ finish ๐Ÿ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ remember ๐Ÿ’ญ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ shove ๐Ÿ˜  a ๐Ÿ‘Œ tiny ๐Ÿ˜‘ bit ๐Ÿ˜ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ ramen ๐Ÿœ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ inside ๐Ÿ’  me ๐Ÿ˜ญ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ my ๐Ÿ‘จ boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ finishes. I ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿšซ think ๐Ÿ’ญ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ life ๐Ÿ‘ค for ๐Ÿ† me ๐Ÿ˜ญ though. It ๐Ÿ’ฏ eats me ๐Ÿ˜ญ up ๐Ÿ”บ inside ๐Ÿ’  that ๐Ÿ˜ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘Œ capable ๐Ÿ˜ก in ๐Ÿ‘ life ๐Ÿ‘ค is ๐Ÿ’ฆ breeding little ๐Ÿ‘Œ Japanese babies ๐Ÿ‘ถ through ๐Ÿ˜ฉ sex ๐Ÿ† with ๐Ÿ‘ ramen ๐Ÿœ noodles. ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ‘ think ๐Ÿ’ญ Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘Œ more ๐Ÿ— capable ๐Ÿ˜ก than ๐Ÿ‘‰ that. ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿ‘ want ๐Ÿ‘ out. ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ‘ want ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ change. Can you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ help ๐Ÿ’ me? ๐Ÿ˜ญ Can ๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ help ๐Ÿ’ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ from ๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ life ๐Ÿ‘ค Iโ€™ve ๐Ÿ‘ created? ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿšซ want ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ ramen ๐Ÿœ breeder anymore. ๐Ÿ”ฅ I ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿšซ know ๐Ÿ’ญ where ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ turn. ๐Ÿ’ƒ I ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿšซ know ๐Ÿ’ญ where ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ go.

        Kira’s perfect victory

          โ™Ÿ๏ธdลŒ๐ŸŽฑYรถลซ๐ŸŽ“thรNk๐ŸŽฌร–f๐ŸŽนthรƒt๐Ÿ–คL๐ŸŽตthรŽS๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธรฏS๐Ÿ’ฃmY๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธPร‹rfฤ’รงTโŒšVรร‡tร˜Rฤ“๐Ÿ—„๏ธtHร…ts๐Ÿ““rรGhTโœ’๏ธรŽโ—ผ๏ธwฤชรฑ๐Ÿ•ณ
          ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘นWHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, L? ๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ‘นTHIS IS MY ๐Ÿฆ—๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿฆ—๐ŸฆŸ PERFECT VICTORY๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น

          IS THAT A DOOM REFERENCE??

            the original was "is that a jojo reference"
            IS THAT A FUCKING DOOM REFERENCE?? DOOMSLAYER IS SO COOL! RIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธRIP AND TEAR๐ŸฉธLOCAL MAN TOO ANGRY TO DIE!!! DOOMSLAYER X ISABELLE ๐ŸถDOOMSLAYER X ISABELLE ๐ŸถDOOMSLAYER X ISABELLE ๐ŸถDOOMSLAYER X ISABELLE ๐ŸถDOOMSLAYER X ISABELLE ๐ŸถDOOMSLAYER X ISABELLE ๐ŸถDOOMSLAYER X ISABELLE ๐Ÿถ THE LONGER ICONโœณ OF SINโ˜ โœ๏ธ STAYS ON EARTH๐ŸŒ THE STRONGER๐Ÿ’ช HE๐Ÿ‘จ WILL BECOME BUT YOU CAN'T SHOOT๐Ÿ”ซ A HOLE๐Ÿ•ณ INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS!!!๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ

            The final boss of Twitter

              ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ He/Him They/Them ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
              
              ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Trans queer non conforming ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
              
              ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ LGBTQO+ Supporter and Activist๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
              
              ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆPansexual Transhumanist ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
              
              ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’•Furry Lover / Fursuiter๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿถ
              
              โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜”Depressed / Anxious ๐Ÿ˜”โค๏ธ
              
              ๐ŸงกFeminist / Pro-Womenโ€™'s Choice๐Ÿงก
              
              ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸพโœŠ๐ŸพBLM / Ant-White AmericaโœŠ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ
              
              โŒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธAnti Racist Pigs๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ 
              
              ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธFight the Patriarchy๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ 
              
              โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›Anarcho-Communist๐Ÿ’›โค๏ธ
              
              โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโŒNo Human is ILLEGALโŒโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ
              
              ๐Ÿด๐ŸšฉANTIFA Supersoldier ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด
              
              ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ซBAN Assault Rifles๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿšซ
              
              ๐Ÿฅฆ๐ŸฅฌVegan living healthy๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅฆ
              
              #BLUEWAVE2020
              
              #VOTEBLUENOMATTERWHO
              
              #BLEEDTHEBLUE