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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ would ๐Ÿ‘ช not ๐Ÿšซ believe ๐ŸŒˆ your ๐Ÿ‘ eyes

    You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ would ๐Ÿ‘ช not ๐Ÿšซ believe ๐ŸŒˆ your ๐Ÿ‘ eyes If ten ๐Ÿ”Ÿ million ๐Ÿ˜‚ fireflies Lit up ๐Ÿ”บ the ๐Ÿ‘ world ๐ŸŒŽ as ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ fell ๐ŸŽƒ asleep ๐Ÿ˜ด Cause ๐Ÿ’‹ theyd fill ๐Ÿ’‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ open ๐ŸŒŠ air And leave ๐Ÿƒ teardrops๐Ÿ’ฆ everywhere Youd think ๐Ÿ’ญ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ rude ๐Ÿ˜  but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ would ๐Ÿ‘ช just ๐Ÿ‘ stand ๐Ÿ’จ and Stare Id ๐Ÿ™ like ๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ’ฆ make ๐Ÿ–• myself ๐Ÿ’€ believe That planet ๐Ÿ“ˆ Earth ๐ŸŒŽ turns, slowly Its hard ๐Ÿ† to ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ Id ๐Ÿ™ rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ stay ๐Ÿ’’ awake ๐Ÿ’ช when ๐Ÿ‘ Im ๐Ÿ’˜ asleep Cause everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ never ๐Ÿ™… as ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ seems ๐Ÿ‘€ Cause ๐Ÿ’‹ Id ๐Ÿ™ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ thousand hugs From ten ๐Ÿ”Ÿ thousand lightningโšก๏ธ bugs๐Ÿž As they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ tried ๐Ÿ‘€ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ teach ๐Ÿซ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ how ๐Ÿ’ฏ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ dance ๐Ÿ’ƒ A ๐Ÿ‘Œ foxtrot above ๐Ÿ” my ๐Ÿ‘จ head A sock ๐Ÿ† hop ๐Ÿ‘† beneath my ๐Ÿ‘จ bed The disco ๐Ÿ•บ ball ๐Ÿ€ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ just ๐Ÿ‘ hanging by ๐Ÿ˜ˆ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ thread Id ๐Ÿ™ like ๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ’ฆ make ๐Ÿ–• myself ๐Ÿ’€ believe That planet ๐Ÿ“ˆ Earth ๐ŸŒŽ turns, slowly Its hard ๐Ÿ† to ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ Id ๐Ÿ™ rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ stay ๐Ÿ’’ awake ๐Ÿ’ช when ๐Ÿ‘ Im ๐Ÿ’˜ asleep Cause everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ never

    I climbed ๐Ÿง— out of my ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ head

      I climbed ๐Ÿง— out of my ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ head and watched ๐Ÿ‘ myself implode ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽŠ a thought โ˜•๏ธ without a ๐Ÿฆ— body๐Ÿงš Ought๐Ÿฅบ to be ๐ŸŒธ the shot๐Ÿ’ช to take ๐Ÿšช a load ๐Ÿ’ƒ off. My brain ๐Ÿง  is poisoned๐Ÿผ And Iโ€™m๐Ÿ™ˆ searching ๐Ÿ”ญ for the antidote ๐Ÿงช But๐Ÿฆ every ๐Ÿคฉ timeโฐ i๐Ÿงด find๐Ÿงš it ๐Ÿ– my๐Ÿฅ€ defenses๐ŸฅŠ scream ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธoh โœจnoโŒ you๐Ÿ’ donโ€™t ๐ŸŒš wOAh๐Ÿ˜ณ
      i climbed ๐Ÿงญ out ๐Ÿฅซ of my ๐Ÿ”’ head ๐Ÿคฏ and โ›ธ watched โฐ myself ๐Ÿ‘ˆ implode ๐Ÿ’ฅ a thought ๐Ÿ’ญ without โŒ a โš ๏ธ body ๐Ÿ’ค oughta ๐ŸŽค be ๐Ÿ the ๐ŸŽ shot ๐Ÿ”ซ to take a load ๐Ÿคง off my my brain ๐Ÿง  is poisoned ๐Ÿ’‰ and Iโ€™m searching for the anecdote ๐Ÿค•  but every time โฐ i โ„น๏ธ find ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ it ๐Ÿ˜Œ my โœจ defenses ๐ŸฅŠ scream ๐Ÿ˜ฑ oh no โŒ you donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ฐ woah โœจ

      No more Fortnite ๐Ÿ˜ฑ No more cards ๐Ÿ˜ข

        no more fortnite ๐Ÿ˜ฑYEAHOO๐Ÿ˜ฑ no more cards ๐Ÿ˜ญYEAHOO๐Ÿ˜ญ no more 19$ cards ๐Ÿ˜–YEAHOO๐Ÿ˜– NOO MORE TROLLS ๐ŸคขYEAHOO๐Ÿคข YOUVE BEEN BLO-
        NO MORE FORTNITE๐Ÿ˜ฑNO MORE CARDS๐Ÿ˜ขNO MORE $19 CARDS๐ŸฅบNO MORE TROLLS๐Ÿ˜ฃYOUVE BEEN BLO-

        When someone say “downvoted for emoji”

          Emoji?!๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ1!?๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐ŸคฎWTF๐Ÿ˜ญ11!1๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ!!?1?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข emoji police๐Ÿšจ!1!!1๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ!!11!๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธGet out ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ of this sub ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ!?!1can't like cuz it's 69 ๐Ÿ˜!!1!!1!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!!๐Ÿ˜69?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Noice!!1!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚1!1๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You don't find it funny ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ Ur a instragam normie!!!1๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿค“ Lololol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚lol๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚lol๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž Elon Musk!!!11!! Chungus Funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚lmoa๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œmao๐Ÿ˜œ Keanu!1!!1!1!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ Momement wholesome 100๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Stunksss !!11! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ [everyone liked that] ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Ur sus๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คsus๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คsus๐Ÿ˜คWhy you don't laugh?!1??1?1!!๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ it's an amogus referenc !!?1?!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ Sus sus ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚sus sus !1!!11!๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญejected: imopter ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š you ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still don't get it ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคกcringe based!1!1!11 cringe cringe !111!1!11!!!cringe ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก sherk is awesome ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž best movie in the worldo ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡ what? You play fortnite? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ More like fartnite ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ also you watch tik tuk ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ ewwwwww ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข you don't like dogs? ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณWhat a piece of human trash๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘ 10.000 of evolution๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ด for this sub human ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌtrash we must kill u,๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ after this, Reddit will destroy ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š all goverments ๐Ÿ‘ฟ1!!1!!๐Ÿ‘ฟ!1!!11๐Ÿ‘ฟ and become God!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ!11๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜จ!11๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ต
          
          Edit: Thanks for the first Upvote
          
          Edit: thanks for the second Upvote
          
          Edit: Thanks for the 178th Upovte
          
          Edit: Thansk for the silver award
          
          Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
          
          Edit: Thanks for the 187273929th upvote
          
          Edit: Now this comment has more upvotes than the human population thank u guys ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—โœŒโœŒโœŒโœŒ

          POV: you get approached by the weaboo kid

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