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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


how 2 wash ur hands: a comprehensive guide

    How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands 😳👐
    
    Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦
    
    Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅
    
    Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦
    
    Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐
    
    Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐
    
    Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐
    
    Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐
    
    Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔
    
    Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)
    
    Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨‍⚕️👩‍🍳🧈

    🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora

      🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora
      
      🤠 🙃 *flips upside down and fedora falls off
      
      🙃 🙁 😶 *tries to flip back up but the smile won't flip so dissolves face
      
      😶😷 *puts on facemask to fit in with no mouth
      
      😷 😶 😆😂 *gets ridiculed for having no mouth
      
      😶🔪😐🤐 *Cuts a hole in face with knife and puts zipper over it to heal
      
      😐👦👨👴 *face heals with growth
      
      👴💀 *dies
      
      🎩
      
      Like if you cried 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

      Jack and Jill

        Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞
        
        So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬
        
        🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯
        
        And a mouthful of cock👄💦🍆
        
        Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈

        general grievous doe

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            I’m seeing some major red flags in your story

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