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Dear Mr. Gates
Was that actually ur (your) son I met on Modern Warfare 2🤔🤔? I believe his name is “XxXSmokeDank420XxX.” He said his dad is Bill Gates, and he’ll get me 🚫banned❌ from Xbox Live😨. He also said he engaged in intercourse with my mother👉👌🙎♀️😕😕. I’m not sure if that’s true, but when I asked her about it ❔👦🍆👩❓, she started crying😢😢😭. Just want 2 (to) know if that’s ur (your) son.
P.S. (postscript) I’ve met like 30 of ur (your) children👶👦 on Xbox Live. u (you) must be laying mad pipe 🍆💦💦🍑 in order to have spawned that many offspring🤰. Honestly inhuman how much pussу u’ve (you’ve) been pounding 🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆💦💦💦💦🍑. Keep up the good work!!👍(Though I suggest u (you) should b (be) a little more careful ⛑😷 4 (for) now, with 🍺coronavirus🦠 going around and everything🤒🤒.) Stay safe and have a good day!
Sincerely, Adrian :)
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Don't you know that the coronavirus 🤒 is CUMMING💦 to America 🇺🇲⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌏 HOE Organisation 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19📅 a POSSIBLE PANTIE-DEMIC👄👌👈
No more touching daddy 😫😫🧓 until you wash🚿🚿 your dirty 🤢🤮nasty little 🤞 fingers🖐️🖖✋ for 6️⃣9️⃣ secounds with sHOEp 💧 and water💦💧👅 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡
Time to stop 🛑 spredding your germs🤢🤒🤕 and start spredding 😯 your legs👣👄👀 because everyone 👩👨🏫👷♂️🧜♂️is TWERKING😈😈 from home🏠🏡
SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ coronavirus cunts 👉👌 otherwise the coronavirus 🙀🙀 is cumming 🍆🍑🍆 for you too 2️⃣🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
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🌕👠🌕🌕🌕👠🌕🌕How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands 😳👐
Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦
Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅
Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦
Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐
Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐
Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐
Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐
Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔
Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)
Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨⚕️👩🍳🧈