Emojipasta

A full list of copypasta parodying Pride Month celebration before declaring that its over.

Its fucking pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 👅👅 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin fucking ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc ass 😜😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex 😠😠

HAPPY 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH 2 MY HOMO 💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨HOES 👯👯‍♀️👯‍♂️👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 UR 🐓🍆 OR 🐱🥭 WORSHIPPNG 🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅 NEEDS TO BE SUPER 🤜 🍑 GAY FOR PLAY 😙🍑🥴😳🥴 ALL ☀️☀️☀️ MONTH 📈 LONG 🍆💦🍆💦🍆 LIKE UR TOP DONG 🥕🍆🥕🍆 🥕🍆 🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ NO HETERO HIDING 🚫🚪😤 SO JIZZ ON UR FAVE QUEERS 🤏🏻😏🤤 GET VERS 🔝⬇️ AND 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 GAPE FOR GAYS 💢⭕️💢⭕️😛😛 MILK 🥛🥛🥛 SOME BUTT 🌰🌰🌰 AND SHOVE SOME 💖💜💙 GAYNETALIA 💖💜💙 IN YOUR 💣🕳️BUSSY PUSSY 🕳️💣 TN 🥵😏🏳️‍🌈 KINKY ⛓️ HOMOSLUTS 💋💋💋 MUST DOCK WITH THICC GOCKS 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ AND SHIP SLICK TDICKS 🌊🌊🌊. OR STRAIGHT NIGHTMARES 😩😩😩 WILL HAUNT U 👻😈👻 ALL MONTH LONG 😛😛 SEND TO 10 🚨 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 HOMIESEXUALS ❤️‍🔥🚨 TO GET A GAY 🪄🪄🪄 GLOWUP 🤩🤩🤩 IN JUNE 😁😛😋😛😁 🎆🎇🎆🎇 HAPPY FKN PRIDE LGBTQIA➕➕➕➕➕!!!!🎆🎇🎆🎇 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 

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🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨

🏳️‍🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:

❌🙅‍♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵

❌🙅‍♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝

❌🙅‍♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑‍💼🧑‍💼

🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃

SEND📤THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW TITIZENS👯 TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG💇‍♀️ SNATCHING💫🦱 QUOTA. GET 0️⃣ BACK 🥲😵‍💫AND SCOTUS👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️ WILL SAY 💁‍♀️ "BYE FELICIA!" 💃 TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL📄 RIGHT TO 👬💍👭 MARRIAGE. SICKENING,🤢 NO? GET 5️⃣ BACK 😚😉 AND YOU'LL BE A 🌮WHOREDITA CRUNCH🌯 AT DRAG 👩🏼‍🎤👩🏻‍🎤👩🏿‍🎤QUEEN BRUNCH,🍴 BROUGHT TO YOU BY 💸💲 TACO BELL: LIVE MÁS! 🔔GET 🔟 BACK 😳🤩 AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S 👦🏼NEWLY VACATED 🏃💨 TIMESLOT.📺 SLAY, MAMA! 💃🕺

THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨‍❤️‍👨GAYTHEON👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥

Hey you queer! 🤪Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 It’s time to 🔨🔨 POUND ASS and 🤪🤪 lick pussy 🍑🍑🍑 so hard it makes it to RU PAULS DRAG RACE 💃🏾 😫😫and listen to LADY GAGA 🎵🎤 while you ram that 🤪💦🏎 FAST CAR right into a WET HOLE 💦💪😭🤪After u SUCK SOME DICK 👅🍆 then it’s time to get your gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass to brunch🥓🥞 !!! All month we’re here and we’re fucking queer!!!!!!👩🏾‍🤝‍👩🏿👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 TAKE POPPERS 💊 and getting FUCKED 😫💦 in the PARK TONIGHT 🤪😫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤼‍♀️🥳💦💦

Hi Gay👨‍❤️‍👨! Happy Pride🏳️‍🌈 Month, we are sashaying 💃 away with deals 🤑! This month 🗓at the butter 🧈 shop 🛒, we’re running a special deal 🆓. If you can prove that you’re queer 🌈, you get 3 pints🍺 off your first 🥇 your choice of creamed💦, chucked🤮, or drowned 🌊 butter 🧈 . And if you do mouth👄 stuff, you get 4️⃣. WE LOVE GAY❤️🏳️‍🌈! And it’s awesome. So come visit ✈️ . And we also make candles 🕯 now, wouldn’t a candle 🕯 be nice for gay 🏳️‍🌈 stuff, in the bedroom 🍆💦, or just hanging 🪂out. YEA we would, hey wouldn’t your partner 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 want butter 🧈 ? From the original old maid’s home 👵🏽🏠 . We’ve been making butter since 1️⃣9️⃣4️⃣5️⃣., and we’ve been accepting all people since… the last 4️⃣ months. SO YEA, we’re gagging 😝 for you to come take a taste of Cecily’s butter 🧈 🛍Shop. My friend’s mom 🤰🏳️‍🌈 I think is, I think is gay. So… we think its cool!  Turn it off 📴Willard.

Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 we will ‼️ not be accepting anyone 🚶‍♂️ who 👋😂 identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until 💦 the 1st of july 🎆🎇1️⃣6️⃣ all shall be persecuted by 😈 law 😱 😡😡 jk rowling has been 👏 allowed to choose 📥📥 who is gay 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧😍😍 and this will stay the same 🙂👍👍👍👍 for 💗 the rest of your 😝 life 👨‍🦳🧑‍🦳💓 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on 🔛 thin fucking 🍆😡 ice 🍨 ❄❄ don't 🙅‍♂️ think 🤔 that you are safe 🌺 😥😥 we will be ✅ after your 😍thicc ass 🍑 if you 😀 show 🎉 any signs ⚠️ of affection towards the other 😖 sex 🍆 😠😠

🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌

MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️

THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY

ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY

STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌

🚨🚨ALERT CUTIES 🌈🌈 it's PRIDE MONTH ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 and that means PARTIES 🎊 and PARADES 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 don't forget to be HOT 🥵🥵 but wear SUNSCREEN 🧴 on any EXPOSED SKIN 🍑🍑 including your ARMPITS 👃 HAIR PART 🪮 and EARS 👂👂 bring WATER 💦💦 and SALTY SNACKS 🥨🥨 watch out for HEATSTROKE 🔥🔥 and HEAT EXHAUSTION 🤒🤒 if you're on OPIODS, ANTIDEPRESSANTS or SPIRO 💊💊 you may be EXTRA SENSITIVE 😨😨 to the SUN 🌞🌞 check your MEDICATION 🏳️‍⚧️ SIDE EFFECTS 🩺 drink EXTRA WATER 💧 if you're drinking ALCOHOL 🍾🍺🥃🍷 stay SAFE 🛟 stay SEXY 😍 

IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡