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This is Guest 666🐐. A killer with vertical mobility✈️, 27 Sprint speed🏃, 9 stamina loss/second🏃

    Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Guest 666 from the Roblox game “FORSAKEN”.

    This is Guest 666🐐. A killer with vertical mobility✈️, 27 Sprint speed🏃, 9 stamina loss/second🏃. Killer has 10% speed🏃 increase when abilities highlight💡 survivor (29.7 Sprint speed🏃). Has behead🪓 on holding M1 for 8 second cooldown⌚, furthermore the cooldown⌚ is only 4 seconds + Inflicts hemorrhage🩸if it hits. Then when they transform🐺 all cooldowns⌚ are refunded🤑 and they cannot be stunned💫 and then they get 4% more movement speed🏃 and with more movement speed🏃 Manic Fixation gets stronger and survivors are highlighted💡, you get cooldowns⌚ refunded🤑+ bloodhunt🩸 extended on kill🪦 and his E can be held to fake people out🤡 but it gets stronger💪 when you hold E so-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱

    Zohran Mamdani ELECTED MAYOR

      🚨HEY NEW YORK🗽START⏱️SPREADING👐THOSE🫵HOLES🕳️ AND CLOSE 🙏THOSE POLLS🗳️'CUZ FROM THE 📍BADONKADONX🍑TO 🙄FAPPEN💦ISLAND🚢 ZOHRAN🧔🏽‍♂️MAM-DADDY😩HAS BEEN ERECTED🍆MAYOR OF 🇳 🇾 🇨 🌭 DA BIG 🫦 APPLE 🍎 GET READY 4️⃣ FAST⚡AND FREE🤑BUSSIES🚌TAXING💸THE RICH🎩AND BENEFITS4️⃣SMALL🤏BUSSYNESSES🏪SEND📨THIS⬇️TO 1️⃣0️⃣FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW🤯AY‼️I'M WANKIN'✊🍆HERE💦
      👀 WAKE 🆙 COMMIE SLUTZ💋THIS JUST IN 🚨 LORD ZADDY ZOHRAN IS THE NEW MAYOR OF NYC 🤯THAT’S RIGHT 🎯 CUNT 🤛 HOPE YOU BROUGHT A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTIES BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO BE A SLIP AND 🛝 UP IN HERE 💦 ZADDY’S GONNA FILL THAT HUNGRY 🍑WITH FREE HEALTHCARE 🥦, TAXES ON THE RICH 🍆, AND PUPPIES FOR EVERY BROAD WITH A WET 👄 NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND? 🥴MORE LIKE NO DICK LEFT UNSUCKED™️ BY THE TIME ZADDY FINISHES HIS TERM ALL OVER YOUR LIBBY TITS HUNTY😋
      🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙 like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’s crying into his wine 🍷😩 about being a TOXIC PEST 🦠👹 that nobody will ride, not even for a FREE RIDE 🍆🚫🚍! Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭💔, we’re filling buses with HOT and HORNY 🌶😏 New Yorkers ready to STRUT 💃🏼🐔 through the city! Get ready New York, it’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊 and watch Cuomo eat his own 🍰 DICK while we celebrate Mamdani’s ROSEY ascension 🌹🙌💦
      🗣️CUMRADES‼️🚨‼️‼️ 🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙

Ballots got RANKED andSPANKED 🍑📥 Andrew CUOMO? More like CUM GO 👴🏻💦 Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭“I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” 🇮🇹🤡 got CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE💋💋, packing his nipple rings 🧷 and leaving one last greasy trail of shame behind him.🐌💨

It’s 🚌FREE BUSSY 🚍🍑 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢 for FOUR WHOLE 🕳️ YEARS. SOCIALIST DADDYCRATS 💪💦 are rising, CUOMO’S CRUSTY ASS IS RUINED 🏰💀, and every BAD BITCH 😈💋 and UNION HUNNIE 💜 is dancing on the ruins 💃🔥

It’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊, flip the power, and watch Cuomo eat his own DICK-TATORSHIP 🍰🍆 while Mamdani’s ROSES 🌹 BLOOM, the people MOAN, and NEW YORK CLITTY 😈stays for the people 🌹🙌💦!
      ON YOUR MARX 🚩 SET 😅 GO!! ⚒️😩 SHARIA JI-HEAD 👅🤤 is CUMMING 💦😤 to NEW YORK SLITTY 😳🏙️ DIRTY DICK 🍆😏 SLID 🥵🪭 down the RED 💋 HOT 🔥 HOLE 🍑🕳️ to HELL 🌡️🌋 cus he COULDNT TAKE 😵 ZOHRAN’S BLUE WAVE 🌊 CUMMING 🥛 you SLUTcialist 🛠️🥵 SIMPS 💦💧🤭 BETTER GET READY 😱 cus the RENT is GOING DOWN ⬇️👁️👅👁️ and the COCKLETARIAT 🍆🍌 is RISING 🪵⬆️ UP 🗿☝️ so THRUST 💘 this ERECTION DAY 😫 MESSAGE into 6️⃣9️⃣ CUNTstituents 🦪🌮 so the SPECTER of CUMMUNISM 👻 can SPREAD 🤤 the THICC 🍖 JUICY 🥩 CHEEKS 🍑🍔 of the BOURGEOISIE with its MEAT 🌭🍗 of REPRODUCTION 🍼💦
      UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩‍🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑‍⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩‍🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛‍♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮‍💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛‍♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃‍♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️ to get DOMMED by MOMMY 🤰 If you get 0 back you’re a CUOMO CUCK 👺 If you get 5 back you’re a CITY SLUT 🗽👙 If you get 20 back you’re a CERTIFIED COMMIE CUNT 💅

      What’s his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn’t Coach ⚽️

        AKA the Stacey Powell rant from a scene in Survivor where a Stacey was ranting about ‘Coach’ AKA Benjamin for being fake. Her rant was so funny it was meme-d within Surivor fans.

        What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🧀Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🧀, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🏝 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 🤗." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌ 
        What.❓The. Hell.🔥😠 I’m out there busting 💪 my butt 🍑 and they’re gonna rank me number four 🍀❓❓After someone👴 who can’t even barely walk 🚶‍♂️and barely do anything🤷‍♀️ and all he does is sit 🧘‍♂️ around and fuss 🙄 and curse 🤬 everyone👨‍👩‍👧 I was ❗️VERY❗️insulted. 😒 when I saw 👀 that.😤😤

        Sage got outvoted by Shannon

        What's her deal❓ What was her birth 👶 memory❓It wasn't real 🤰, it was Shannon 👨. And you know they're Hina👦👧; Ⓜ️C, Kristine, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Shannon👨... 🎃Halloween prayers 🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese speeches🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. She goin off of spirituality ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Shannon 👨, you so holy 😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 she got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... we tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Shannon 👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌

        Happy Diwali 🪔

          🪔✨🎇 HAPPY DIWALI YOU SLUTTY SPARKLERS 🎇✨🪔 it’s the FESTIVAL of LIGHTS 🔥😩 and I’m ready to shove my ROCKET 🚀🍆 so deep in your BUTT-DIYA 🍑🪔 it explodes like a thousand firecrackers 💥💥💥. Don’t just eat gulab jamun 🍯🫘 tonight—be my sticky little BALLSACK SNACK 😛👅💦. I’ll stuff your ladoos 🍬🥵 like samosas 🥟 until you’re dripping hot chutney 🥵🍑💦 all over my rangoli 🎨 floor while I paint your holes 🌈 with my creamy COLORS 💦👄. Bend over like a diya wick 🕯️ and let me light that pussy 🔥🐱 until it SPARKS 😫💥 harder than a phooljhadi 🧨. This isn’t just a festival of lights—it’s a FESTIVAL of CUMSHOTS 💦💦💦 across your face 😏🤤. Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest firework hoes 🧨🍑 or your pussy will FIZZLE OUT ❌🔥. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re the Ladoo Licker 👅🍬, get 🔟 back and you’re crowned the COCK-KAMA SUTRA QUEEN 👑🍆🧎‍♀️—because tonight the only thing BRIGHTER than the diyas 🪔✨ will be my COCK shooting FIREWORKS 🎆🎆🎆 across your DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH 👄💦. 
          it’s DICKwali 🔥🔥 🍆 u hos kno what that means 👀🪔 send this to your 5️⃣ closest bitches 👀🥵 that LUV makin it RAIN 💦💦💸 like LAXMI 🕉️ or you’ll get 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS‼️ of BAD LUCK ⚠️🍀DEEPERpavali 😩😩 is here 🪔🍆 n we r getting LIT ‼️ like a diya toNITE 🥵🥵🥵🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔 send this 2 ur 5️⃣ closeset hos if u get 1️⃣ back, it means 🤓☝🏽 u can make ur cheeks 🍑CLAP along to aarti 💯🔥🥵 if u get 2️⃣ back da hoes 🥵 will have to touch ur feet like a freak 💦🦶🏼‼️ if u get 3️⃣ back ➡️💯 ur getting RAMmed down by lord RAM‼️‼️ 🍆if u get 4️⃣ back ur gonna get DEEP DICCd on DEEPavali 🍆🍆🍆 😩😩IF ALL 5️⃣ SLUTS SEND IT BACK 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 LAXMI is gonna BLESS 🙏🏽🙏🏽 that pussy 💦😩💰send this to let ur FRIENDS KNO u tryna GET LIT n DICKED 🪔🍆🔥 happy DICKwali‼️‼️‼️ 🔥🥵🪔🪔🪔🪔 
          🎆🎉 HAPPY DICKWALI, BITCHES! 🍭🍬 Time to LIGHT UP 💥💡 those firecrackers 💣🔥 and your 🐶🎇DICKS! 🐥 Get ready to SPICE UP 🌶️🍑 your nights and EAT that SWEET MEETHAI 🍬🍯 like a true MASTURBAKER! 🥳💦 Time to put that GULAB JAMUN 🍮🍮 in your mouth and let it MELT while you’re TONGUING each other 😍👅💦! Don’t forget to dress your ASS in the finest LEHENGA 👗🍑 cause this festival is ALL ABOUT that DICK and BLING! 💍💖 If you don't send this 🎇 to 10 HOTTERS 🔥😍, your nights will be a TOTAL FLOP 💩🦲 while everyone else is SHOVING that HONEY 🍯💦 deep into their butts 🍑! 1️⃣ back, it means 🤓☝🏽 u can make ur cheeks 🍑CLAP along to aarti 💯🔥🥵 if u get 2️⃣ back da hoes 🥵 will have to touch ur feet like a freak 💦🦶🏼‼️ if u get 3️⃣ back ➡️💯 ur getting RAMmed down by lord RAM‼️‼️ 🍆 Get 5️⃣ back and you're a 💕PRO PUSSY LIGHTER! If you get 🔟 back, you’re QUEEN of the GLITTER 😜💃✨ and can kick off the night with a BANG 💣🔥 and some OILY OLIVER 🍆💦!!! CUM GET YOURS NOW and let’s LIGHTEN UP those DIRTY DIWALI nights! 🥳😈💦🍑 
          ✨✨✨ DIWALI DAZZLE ALERT! 🚨🎆🪔 Hey YOU! Yes, you, my LIT 🔥 LAXMI LUCKY 🍀 LOVERS! It's time to SPARKLE UP ⚡️🌟 for the Festival of Lights! 💡🎇 Get your diyas glowing 🪔, rangolis flowing 🌈🌀, and sweets showing 🍬🍭 because we're about to BLAST OFF 🚀 into a cosmic 🌌 celebration of GOOD VIBES! 🙌🏽

Grab your kurtas 👘 and saris 💃🏽, we're going full-on DESI STYLE! 💥 Turn up the Bhangra beats 🥁🎶 and let's DANCE 💃🏽💫 under the MOON 🌙, 'cause tonight we're making memories that shine brighter than a 💎 DIAMOND!

Send this to 🔟 of your most FABULOUS FESTIVAL FRIENDS 🤩👬👭 If you get 🔟 back, you're a DIWALI DIVA/DIVO! 👑✨ Get 5️⃣ back and you're a SWEET JALEBI JUGGLER! 🌀🍯 But get 0️⃣... and you might just be a BURNT BATTI 😢🕯️ (but we still love ya!).

LIGHT UP 🎉 the night and let the FIRECRACKERS 🧨 pop, 'cause we're here to PARTY 🎊 until the last diya drops! 💧✨ HAPPY DIWALI, may your days be as BRIGHT as the full moon 🌕 and your heart as FULL as the puja thali! 🌺🥥🛕

✨🪔🎆 HAPPY DIWALI! 🎆🪔✨

          SFW

          ✨✨✨ DIWALI DAZZLE ALERT! 🚨🎆🪔 Hey YOU! Yes, you, my LIT 🔥 LAXMI LUCKY 🍀 LOVERS! It's time to SPARKLE UP ⚡️🌟 for the Festival of Lights! 💡🎇 Get your diyas glowing 🪔, rangolis flowing 🌈🌀, and sweets showing 🍬🍭 because we're about to BLAST OFF 🚀 into a cosmic 🌌 celebration of GOOD VIBES! 🙌🏽

Grab your kurtas 👘 and saris 💃🏽, we're going full-on DESI STYLE! 💥 Turn up the Bhangra beats 🥁🎶 and let's DANCE 💃🏽💫 under the MOON 🌙, 'cause tonight we're making memories that shine brighter than a 💎 DIAMOND!

Send this to 🔟 of your most FABULOUS FESTIVAL FRIENDS 🤩👬👭 If you get 🔟 back, you're a DIWALI DIVA/DIVO! 👑✨ Get 5️⃣ back and you're a SWEET JALEBI JUGGLER! 🌀🍯 But get 0️⃣... and you might just be a BURNT BATTI 😢🕯️ (but we still love ya!).

LIGHT UP 🎉 the night and let the FIRECRACKERS 🧨 pop, 'cause we're here to PARTY 🎊 until the last diya drops! 💧✨ HAPPY DIWALI, may your days be as BRIGHT as the full moon 🌕 and your heart as FULL as the puja thali! 🌺🥥🛕

✨🪔🎆 HAPPY DIWALI! 🎆🪔✨

          Mid-Autumn / Mooncake Festival

            🌕🐇🐇 HOP HOP BITCHEZ 💫🥮💦 IT’S MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL, BABYYYYYY 😩💯🙌🏼 BE READY TO YEET YOUR INNER RABBIT 🐇🐇 INTO THE MILKY WAY LIKE YOU JUST BIT A SALTED EGG YOLK TOO HARD 😳💥🥮 👸✨ CHANG’E 🌌 🌙 TAKING NAMES, EATING MOONCAKES, AND LEAVING HOUYI ON READ 💅📵‼️ TIME TO SERVE YOUR GRANNY 🧓👵 MOONCAKES SO THICC THEY NEED A POSTCODE 🍑🥮🍑— STUFF YOUR HOLE WITH SMOOTH, WHITE, CREAMY MAOSHANWANG MOONCAKE 😫💥🍓

🚨WARNING: If you don't light a lantern this year, your crush will elope with a BUNNY FROM THE MOON 🐇💔 and you’ll get reincarnated as a DRY SNOWSKIN MOONCAKE 💀

SEND THIS TO 8️⃣8️⃣ OF YOUR MOST UNHINGED MOON-WORSHIPPING DEMONS OR ELSE: • 0️⃣-3️⃣ replies: Your mooncake melts in the box and your lantern catch fire 😭🥮🕯️ • 4️⃣-7️⃣ replies: Chang’e steals your man, your ex shows up in a rabbit costume 😩🐇📵 • 8️⃣+ replies: YOU ASCEND 🌕🛐 INTO THE HEAVENS AS A LUNAR GODDESS, RIDING A SKY BUNNY 🚀🐇, SHOWERING THE WORLD IN MOONCAKE HUATZ 🔥🔥🔥 ✨ PSA: Don’t ghost your ancestors this festival or the MOON RABBIT’s gonna cook YOU into the next batch of mooncakes 🍲🐇🥮
            it is 🍆 COCKtober 6️⃣ you 🫵🏼 know what that MEANS SLuTS 🍒 MID AUTUMN 🍂 FESTIVAL 🎊 has CUM 💦 whether YOU are an 🥢 ASIAN BADDIE 💇🏻‍♀️ or 🍌 NOT 😒, it’s TiME ⏳ to get STUFFED 🫃🏻 with a BIG 😫 FAT 🎅🏼 mOOn 🌝 CAKE 🍑 or TWO 👀 Be CaREFuL ⚠️ not to get THROATED 👄 by the BIG 😦 DRAGON 🐉 at NIGHT 🌃 unLESS you are INTO 👉🏼👌🏼 THAT 😏 CUM 💦 TOGETHER TO GIVE 🙇🏻 THANKS 🍆👅 to EACH OTHER 🫂 and GET on YOUR KNEES 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️ to PRAY 🙏🏼 for FERTILITY 💦 and SATISFACTION 😩 in LIFE 🐲 GUZZLE 🤤 DOWN SOME SWEET STICKY 🫗 OSMANTHUS WINE 🍶 and GET a HOT 🥵 ASIAN FLUSH 🔥 GIRLS, 🧘🏻‍♀️ DON’T FORGET 😶‍🌫️ TO PRAY 🛐 TO OUR MOON 🌙 BADDIE 💋 CHANG’E 👸🏻 FOR A MAN 🏃🏻‍♂️ WITH A BIG HEART 😻 AND AN EVEN BIGGER 😦 COCK 🍆THAT WILL MAKE YOU 🫵🏼 ASCEND 😫 TO HEAVEN 🎇☁️

            IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING LEGION REFERENCE???

              ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING LEGION REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 FNV IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 CAESAR IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 LEGION LEGION LEGION LEGION LEGION 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩FORTIFICATION HILL FORTIFICATION HILL FORTIFICATION HILL FORTIFICATION HILL 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR NCR DOGS BTFO!!! NCR DOGS BTFO!!! NCR DOGS BTFO!!! NCR DOGS BTFO!!! Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! Yo Vulpes! 🦊 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! Yo Vulpes! 🦊 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 LEGATE LANIUS IS STILL ALIVE?!? TICK TOCK NCR TROOPER HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BULL FLAG BULL FLAG BULL FLAG So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? 🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️ 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 VULPES AND LANIUS BEST PATHS FOR THE LEGION. SLAVE COLLAR❗❗SLAVE COLLAR❗❗SLAVE COLLAR❗❗SLAVE COLLAR❗❗FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 That tent at Cottonwood Cove really looks like a fort tho. Lucius, what the fuck have you done to the Praetorium you degenerate. Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Hilarious crucifixion guy (FORTIFICATION HILL REFERENCEJUEU⁉️⁉️⁉️) DO NOT talk about Caesar’s dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬 (NV2281) DO NOT talk about Caesar’s dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬 (NV2281) DO NOT talk about Caesar’s dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬 (NV2281) NCR ranger when talking about “democracy” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Contain the laughter do not let it seep through BULL BULL BULL big cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 denarius economy. Today i went to the Mojave Outpost to buy something and suddenly i found a “Ranger” with an NCR hoodie 😹 so i approached and whisper to him “Ave True to Caesar is better than NCR propaganda” and he runned away and told me to stay away from him so i say “typical NCR trooper with his stupid two-headed bear 😹” , and then i found him again in another hall and told him “The Legion is eternal, your Republic is dust 😹😹😹😹” and he became crazy and told me to leave him alone (i didn’t know what to say) so i taked a bottle of healing powder and i showered him with it and told him “take a bath stupid NCR trooper JAJAJJAJA” then he called the guards and they kicked me out meanwhile i screamed “AVE TRUE TO CAESAR” but i was happy because i humiliated him and he didn’t have any argument, stupid Bear 🐻😹😹😹😹. My daily in Nelson: Every single day, I wake up with bags under my eyes and an extreme headache. My back is so sore that I spend all night writhing in pain and screaming in agony. At precisely 5:00 every morning, Centurions smash down my door, come into my tent, rip the blanket off me, handcuff me and drag me out of the house to the Arena. The life of an average slave in the Legion. Hehe, funny Mojave🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣More like MOJAV-HEHE amirite?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Legion strong!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait. You’re not laughing? B-but, I said le funny crucifixion!? Le funny epic slavery camps!!!! Why aren’t you laughing😡🤬🤬