HAPPY 😀 KIRKIVERSERY 👦💥 YOU SEXY🤤😛 SLUTS 💦🍒 TODAY 9️⃣/🔟 WE REMEMBER 🤔😔 A REAL 💯 AMERICAN 🇺🇲🦅 PATRIOT 🫡 CHARLIE JAMES KIRK 😢 WHEN HE WAS 🔫💢💢 IN THE NECK 😒 JUST 1️⃣ YEAR AGO 🤨 AT A COLLEGE 👨🎓 CAMPUS ⛺️ BY SOME LOONEY🤪 🤬 LIBERAL 🏳️🌈 TAKEN 🤫 FROM THIS WORLD 🌎✌️ EARLY 📉😭📉 I HOPE 🙏🙏 ALL 🫶 YOU GLIZZY 🌭 GOBBLING 🦃 TRUE 💯💯💯 AMERICAN 🦅 PATRIOTS 🇺🇲🇺🇲 CELEBRATE 🥳 WITH A GOOD👌 OLD 👴 FASHIONED 🥃 AMERICAN 🇺🇲 BBQ 🍖🍖 WITH TONS 🏋♂️ OF THICK 😏🤤 MEATY 🥩 CUTS 🔪 🅰️ND PLENTY 😏 OF BOOZE 🍺🍺 AS WE 👫 POP 🍾 OUR PUSSIES 😼 AND COCKS 🐓 🍆 OUT TO SOLIDIFY 🗽 CHARLIES MEMORY💭 FOR AGES 👴🧓👵 TO CUM 💦💦😛
Hey there you patriotic POUNDERS 🇺🇸🍆💦 Today marks the 1st ANNUAL KIRKIVERSARY 🪦🎉 of when podcaster Charlie Kirk 🐘🇮🇱 reached LEGENDARY THROAT GOAT 🐐😇👼 status by DEEPTHROATING a bullet 😲 The lil TWINK got a HARD lesson 😏📖 when the Utah Valley Grim Reaper 💀 SHOT 🔫 his LOAD 💦💦 right into Charlie’s NECK 😱 He took some deep PENETRATION 😮💨🍆 and got hit with the 💸MONEY SHOT💦 and ETSY WITCHES 🧙♀️ But guess what LIBERALS? 🧑🏳️⚧️ He isn’t gone yet… 🗣️💥 There are now ONE MILLION CHARLIE KIRKS 🤯🧬 We are ALL CHARLIE KIRK now, carrying the flame ❤️🔥🔥 for eternity ♾️
Send this to 10 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 👅 sharpshooters 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back 😮 you DIED JUST LIKE CHARLIE 💀, get ready 😐 to arrange your funeral 🪦👇 If you get 5️⃣ back, you might get 🚑 lifeflighted right out 🤨 of this 🩸 BLOODY situation 👻🤔 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 😘🫡 will meet you at the HOSPITAL 🏥 to play doctor 🧑⚕️👄🍆
it’s about to get WET💦💦 and WILD😜😜at this debate🗣️! a horny😈😈 ALPHA 🅰️🐺🐺🥶 cumservative😩👮♂️ fantasizes🤔💭 about penetrating 🍆💦🔝CHARLIE KINK🤞til he GUSHES💦💦🩸🩸 charlie kinky🤓 was SQUIRTING😩🍆💦 lies🤬🤥 until his last breath😗💨
counting🔢💁♂️✅ or not 🔢❌🙅♂️counting🤔🧐GANG BANG🎦🤳⚧️🧑🧑🧒🧒💦 violence🔫🔪💣⁉️ that's what charlie kirky☝️🤓 asked🤔 before he took that😩😩 veiny🫛💯, girthy🍆😩, THROBBING💢⭕️💢⭕️ BULLET VIBRATOR 🫨🫨‼️ into his TIGHT😵💫😵💫 little😫😵 virgin🥴🥴 neck hole🤭🤭
charlie quirky☝️🤓 had WHOREable 🥵🥵takes and‼️ a CREEPY👀👹 smile👄, but now☝️💀he’s CREAMATED 🔥🥴🪦and RIGHT 😵👉🐘🛑 where he belongs: face down 🥴⬇️ HOLE UP ⭕️🆙⬆️ in hell 🔥👺🤓🔥 hopefully SATAN👺🔥is POUNDING🍆💦💢 some sense🗯️🤔 into him🥴🥴
celebrate🥳🎉 one 1️⃣🥇year 🗓️ AK🔫 (after kirk) by sending 📩📲 this👇 to 10 (TEN) 🔟 closeted 🚪🏳️🌈 republicans🐘🕺. get 0 back ⁉️⁉️and a republican woman👩🦳🤬 will call☎️🤙💥 you🫵🫵 a LIBERAL🧢📘🗽 FUCKING🥵‼️ ANIMAL👺🫣👹 get 5 back ⁉️⁉️ eriCUNT 👩🦳👩🦳 will widen💢⭕️ her demon👹👹 eyes 🔵👄🔵 at you🫵😳😰 get all 10 back⁉️⁉️ and you’ll have 🫵😫 a SWEET😛😛 treat 🎂🍰🍭🧁😋 so ORGASMIC🥴🥴😫💦 your eyes👁️👁️ will roll🔄🔄 back🙄🙄😫 in your head just like charlie kirky’s🫵🤓
😴💭🌜Twas the night🌌 before Kirkmas👁👄👁, when all through the house🏠 Not🙅♀️ a creature was Kirking💃, not even a mouse🐁🐁🐁 The little bullets🔫 were hung😏 by the necks🤣🤣 with care🔨🤏 In hopes🤩 that St. Kirky💀 soon🔜 would 🅱️e there
CELEBRATE🥳🎉 one 1️⃣🥇year 🗓️ <AK>🔫 (after kirk) by COUNTING🔢💁♂️✅ or not 🔢❌🙅♂️COUNTING🤔🧐GANG BANG🎦🤳⚧️🧑🧑🧒🧒💦 violence🔫🔪💣⁉️ JUST LIKE what charlie QWERTY☝️🤓 asked🤔 before he took that😩😩 veiny🫛💯, girthy🍆😩, THROBBING💢⭕️💢⭕️ BULLET VIBRATOR 🫨🫨‼️ into his TIGHT😵💫😵💫 little😫😵 virgin🥴🥴 NECK HOLE🤭🤭 THATS RIGHT FOLKS!! LITTOL charlie QUIRKY☝️🤓 had WHOREable 🥵🥵takes and, but now☝️💀he’s CREAMATED 🔥🥴🪦and RIGHT 😵👉🐘🛑 where he belongs: ‼️ CREEPY ASS 👀👹 smile👄🥴DOWN ⬇️ HOLE UP ⭕️🆙⬆️ in hell 🔥👺🤓🔥 hopefully SATAN👺🔥is POUNDING🍆💦💢 some sense🗯️🤔 into him🥴🥴
SEND 📩📲 this👇 to 10 (TEN) 🔟 CLOSETED 🚪🏳️🌈 reKIRKlicans🐘 NOW
🫣👹 get 5 back ⁉️AND⁉️ eriCUNT 👩🦳👩🦳 will widen💢⭕️ her demon👹👹 eyes 🔵👄🔵 at you🫵😳 🕺get 10 back ⁉️⁉️ 🎂🍰NOT 1 but 2 of 🍭🧁😋 🥴🥴😫💦 your eyes👁️👁️ will roll🔄🔄 back🙄🙄😫 in your headBOGO! just like charlie KINKY’S🫵🤓💥💥 GET 50 back 💥💥💥AND🫵🫵 a LIBERAL WOMAN🧢📘🗽 WILL RESCUE A FUCKING🥵‼️ ANIMAL👺🫣OFF THE 👩🦳🤬 SIDE ☎️🤙 of the road👹 for you to FOSTER 🕰️🕰️🕰️⁉️⁉️INDEFINITELY ⁉️⁉️🕰️🕰️🕰️
Attention all patriots🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, incels 🤓🤓and groipers🤠🤠! This is your⚠️⚠️ emerkirkcy ALERT⚠️⚠️. Today marks the 1 year kirkiversary since the ☠️☠️death🫄☠️☠️of a leader and the 🫄🏻🫄🏻birth 🫄🏻🫄🏻of a 🏞️nation. Today is a TURNING POINT for U sa 👩🏽🌾. Pop your perkys 💊💊and your Pussies 🐱🐱🐱 for the throat🐐 goat 🐐 as good ✝️✝️✝️Christians do. Find your court yard and debate from your ❤️heart of hearts 💞. Speak from the 🫦🫦gums a truth only true to you. 🔫Shoot your shot 🔫 like it’s your last dying breath 😮💨. Mog the haters and own the libtards this kirkiversary. Get your bag 💼 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸 and wish your black pilots good luck as they fly into the night before 9/11.
Send this to 9 real Americans 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 or 11 AI agents 🤖🦾🦿 (whether or not we are counting gang 🤺🤺🤺🥷violence) to start 1 A.K off ALT-Right or else Drewika Kirk will glare into your socialist soul till fireworks 🎇 come out of your leftist ass. Because WE are Charlie Kirk. And WE WILL CARRY THE FLAME 🔥 🔥🔥
COUNTING 👌☝️👉OR NOT COUNTING 👎🚫♋️💦GANGBANG ♋️🤤VIOLENCE? 😡GREAT! 👍😊….. 🥺….😱…..AN ECHO 🗣️🔊OF A SHOT 💉🔫RINGS OUT 🔔ACROSS THE CAMPUS 📚🎓AS CHARLIE 🍆KOCK🍆 🪄REVEALS 🪄THE 💦JUICIEST 😩🍇🧃🥺GUSHIEST🤤😋 🕳️HOLE 🕳️WE HAVE EVER SEEN 👀👁️👁️👀
🦅‼️ #KRUSTFORKIRK HAS BEEN 🤰BORN🤰‼️🦅
TO 😔INCEL-EBRATE🥺THE ONE YEAR 📆🗓️👦🏻 KIRKAVERSARY 👦🏻‼️🥺WE ARE LETTING IT 👁️ ………… 😋🧴🍞💦KRUST FOR KIRK 💦🤤🧻🥖
🙅♀️🚫NO🚫🙅♀️WIPING🧻🍑🍆ANY HOLES 🕳️ 🍆🍑TODAY 📆🗓️SINCE 💦🫃🏻DADDY KIRKY🫃🏻💦🚫COULDNT WIPE 🧻THE 🍑🤤🧃💦JUICIEST🧃🍑💦 🕳️⭕️HOLE⭕️🕳️ ONE YEAR AGO📆🗓️ 👇TODAY 👇 AT ⏳⏰11:59⏰⏳🌙TONIGHT🌚🌝 📬SEND 📩 5️⃣🖐️OF YOUR ⭕️👯♂️HOLE-MIES⭕️👯♂️PICTURES 🤳📸OF YOUR 🦀🦐KRUSTED HOLES 💦🕳️ OR 🧿👩🏼MOMMY ERIKA👩🏼🧿 WILL 💨BLOW💨 A 🧨🎆FIREWORK 🧨🎆UP YOUR ASS😨😱😳😨😨😱😱😱😱😱
🚨☠️💋⚠️ OFFICIAL KIRKOVERSARY DEATH NOTICE ⚠️💋☠️🚨
TODAY WE MOURN THE TRAGIC “DEATH” OF CHARLIE KIRK, WHO HAS ONCE AGAIN SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR OF BEING AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MENACE. 🕯️🎂💀
The autopsy revealed NO BRAIN ACTIVITY, SEVERE BIRTHDAY DAMAGE, and a CRITICAL SHORTAGE OF BITCHES. Doctors attempted CPR but Charlie kept making things weird. 😩🚑
Witnesses report that the deceased was last seen wandering around with a raspberry-filled doughnut 🍩🍓 and, AS USUAL, an UNEXPLAINABLE AMOUNT OF RED JELLY SMEARED ACROSS HIS NECK. Charlie, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE DONUTS⁉️ Nobody wants answers anymore. The FBI has classified the jelly as a BIOLOGICAL WEAPON. 🧪🚨
Tonight we celebrate his final moments before another year of HORNY DEGENERACY, BAD GTA DECISIONS, and questionable late-night activities. 🍻😈
PLEASE COME DRESSED IN BLACK 🖤 because this is a FUNERAL.
A FUNERAL FOR CHARLIE’S YOUTH. 💀
A FUNERAL FOR HIS DIGNITY. 💀
A FUNERAL FOR EVERY POOR SOUL WHO HAS EVER HAD TO WITNESS THAT FUCKING JELLY NECK. 🍓💀
And let us never forget his greatest contribution to civilization:
🎮 GTA
🔫 GANGS
🚗 ABSOLUTE MAYHEM
💃 QUESTIONABLE WOMEN
📊 COUNTING OR NOT COUNTING GANG VIOLENCE
Nobody knows what the final tally is. Nobody wants to know.
So tonight, LIGHT THE CANDLES 🕯️, POUR THE DRINKS 🍺, UNBUTTON THE SHIRT 😏, and prepare to mourn this SEXUALLY CHARGED CORPSE OF A MAN like the depraved little freak he was always destined to become.
HAPPY FUCKING KIRKOVERSARY, CHARLIE. 🎂💀🍆
May your birthday be filthy, your doughnuts be filled, your neck be jelly-free for AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES, and your night be sufficiently inappropriate that nobody can legally put it in the obituary.
☠️🕯️ REST IN PEACE, YOU HORNY FUCKING DISASTER 🕯️☠️
(HE IS STILL ALIVE. UNFORTUNATELY.)
🎄 ’Twas the Night Before Kirkmas 💫
’Twas the night before Kirkmas, when all through the quad,
Not a student was stirring, not even a mod;
The microphones waited, the cameras stood square,
In hopes that young Charlie soon would be there.
By a Turning Point banner beneath campus lights,
He arrived to debate other people’s rights. 📹
His talking points flew:
“The Democrats did it! The colleges too!
The radical woke left! The border! The crime!”
Then bathrooms again for a very long time. 🚻
A student asked about housing.
“DEMOCRATS,” Charlie replied. 🏠
“Small government!” echoed the room,
“With exceptions for bathrooms, your bedroom, your womb.”
“The colleges brainwash!” he told the front row. 👕
He spoke of trans people, then border patrol;
One pronoun debate consumed the next scroll.
Though few lived in the population,
They received half the presentation. ⏱️
Students asked questions on wages and debt;
He hadn’t finished with bathrooms yet.
A sophomore challenged a statistic he’d said;
The cameras zoomed as Charlie leaned ahead.
The clip title appeared:
CHARLIE KIRK DESTROYS WOKE STUDENT #42. 📱
“Sir, I’m twenty,” the student replied.
The thumbnail survived.
Then one student asked:
“Counting or not counting gang violence?”
…
Nobody spoke.
Charlie shifted. “My neck hurts.”
He waved to the crowd: “We’re wrapping it up.”
The microphones lowered. The livestream went black.
The banner was rolled up and carried back. 🎬
And as everyone scattered beneath the moonlight:
“Happy Kirkmas to all—and to Charlie, good night.” 🌙