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HAPPY KIRKIVERSERY

    HAPPY 😀 KIRKIVERSERY 👦💥 YOU SEXY🤤😛 SLUTS 💦🍒 TODAY 9️⃣/🔟 WE REMEMBER 🤔😔 A REAL 💯 AMERICAN 🇺🇲🦅 PATRIOT 🫡 CHARLIE JAMES KIRK 😢 WHEN HE WAS 🔫💢💢 IN THE NECK 😒 JUST 1️⃣ YEAR AGO 🤨 AT A COLLEGE 👨‍🎓 CAMPUS ⛺️ BY SOME LOONEY🤪 🤬 LIBERAL 🏳️‍🌈 TAKEN 🤫 FROM THIS WORLD 🌎✌️ EARLY 📉😭📉 I HOPE 🙏🙏 ALL 🫶 YOU GLIZZY 🌭 GOBBLING 🦃 TRUE 💯💯💯 AMERICAN 🦅 PATRIOTS 🇺🇲🇺🇲 CELEBRATE 🥳 WITH A GOOD👌 OLD 👴 FASHIONED 🥃 AMERICAN 🇺🇲 BBQ 🍖🍖 WITH TONS 🏋‍♂️ OF THICK 😏🤤 MEATY 🥩 CUTS 🔪 🅰️ND PLENTY 😏 OF BOOZE 🍺🍺 AS WE 👫 POP 🍾 OUR PUSSIES 😼 AND COCKS 🐓 🍆 OUT TO SOLIDIFY 🗽 CHARLIES MEMORY💭 FOR AGES 👴🧓👵 TO CUM 💦💦😛 
    it’s about to get WET💦💦 and WILD😜😜at this debate🗣️🫯! a horny😈😈 ALPHA 🅰️🐺🐺🥶 cumservative😩👮‍♂️ fantasizes🤔💭 about penetrating 🍆💦🔝CHARLIE KINK🤞til he GUSHES💦💦🩸🩸 charlie kinky🤓 was SQUIRTING😩🍆💦 lies🤬🤥 until his last breath😗💨
    counting🔢💁‍♂️✅ or not 🔢❌🙅‍♂️counting🤔🧐GANG BANG🎦🤳⚧️🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 violence🔫🔪💣⁉️ that's what charlie kirky☝️🤓 asked🤔 before he took that😩😩 veiny🫛💯, girthy🍆😩, THROBBING💢⭕️💢⭕️ BULLET VIBRATOR 🫨🫨‼️ into his TIGHT😵‍💫😵‍💫 little😫😵 virgin🥴🥴 neck hole🤭🤭
    charlie quirky☝️🤓 had WHOREable 🥵🥵takes and‼️ a CREEPY👀👹 smile👄, but now☝️💀he’s CREAMATED 🔥🥴🪦and RIGHT 😵👉🐘🛑 where he belongs: face down 🥴⬇️ HOLE UP ⭕️🆙⬆️ in hell 🔥👺🤓🔥 hopefully SATAN👺🔥is POUNDING🍆💦💢 some sense🗯️🤔 into him🥴🥴
    celebrate🥳🎉 one 1️⃣🥇year 🗓️ AK🔫 (after kirk) by sending 📩📲 this👇 to 10 (TEN) 🔟 closeted 🚪🏳️‍🌈 republicans🐘🕺. get 0 back ⁉️⁉️and a republican woman👩‍🦳🤬 will call☎️🤙💥 you🫵🫵🫪 a LIBERAL🧢📘🗽 FUCKING🥵‼️ ANIMAL👺🫣👹 get 5 back ⁉️⁉️ eriCUNT 👩‍🦳👩‍🦳 will widen💢⭕️ her demon👹👹 eyes 🔵👄🔵 at you🫵😳😰 get all 10 back⁉️⁉️ and you’ll have 🫵😫 a SWEET😛😛 treat 🎂🍰🍭🧁😋 so ORGASMIC🥴🥴😫💦 your eyes👁️👁️ will roll🔄🔄 back🙄🙄😫 in your head🫪🫪 just like charlie kirky’s🫵🤓 
    😴💭🌜Twas the night🌌 before Kirkmas👁👄👁, when all through the house🏠 Not🙅‍♀️ a creature was Kirking💃, not even a mouse🐁🐁🐁 The little bullets🔫 were hung😏 by the necks🤣🤣 with care🔨🤏 In hopes🤩 that St. Kirky💀 soon🔜 would 🅱️e there 
    CELEBRATE🥳🎉 one 1️⃣🥇year 🗓️ <AK>🔫 (after kirk) by COUNTING🔢💁‍♂️✅ or not 🔢❌🙅‍♂️COUNTING🤔🧐GANG BANG🎦🤳⚧️🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 violence🔫🔪💣⁉️ JUST LIKE what charlie QWERTY☝️🤓 asked🤔 before he took that😩😩 veiny🫛💯, girthy🍆😩, THROBBING💢⭕️💢⭕️ BULLET VIBRATOR 🫨🫨‼️ into his TIGHT😵‍💫😵‍💫 little😫😵 virgin🥴🥴 NECK HOLE🤭🤭 THATS RIGHT FOLKS!! LITTOL charlie QUIRKY☝️🤓 had WHOREable 🥵🥵takes and, but now☝️💀he’s CREAMATED 🔥🥴🪦and RIGHT 😵👉🐘🛑 where he belongs: ‼️ CREEPY ASS 👀👹 smile👄🥴DOWN ⬇️ HOLE UP ⭕️🆙⬆️ in hell 🔥👺🤓🔥 hopefully SATAN👺🔥is POUNDING🍆💦💢 some sense🗯️🤔 into him🥴🥴
    SEND 📩📲 this👇 to 10 (TEN) 🔟 CLOSETED 🚪🏳️‍🌈 reKIRKlicans🐘 NOW
    🫣👹 get 5 back ⁉️AND⁉️ eriCUNT 👩‍🦳👩‍🦳 will widen💢⭕️ her demon👹👹 eyes 🔵👄🔵 at you🫵😳 🕺get 10 back ⁉️⁉️ 🎂🍰NOT 1 but 2 of 🍭🧁😋 🥴🥴😫💦 your eyes👁️👁️ will roll🔄🔄 back🙄🙄😫 in your head🫪BOGO!🫪 just like charlie KINKY’S🫵🤓💥💥 GET 50 back 💥💥💥AND🫵🫵🫪 a LIBERAL WOMAN🧢📘🗽 WILL RESCUE A FUCKING🥵‼️ ANIMAL👺🫣OFF THE 👩‍🦳🤬 SIDE ☎️🤙 of the road👹 for you to FOSTER 🕰️🕰️🕰️⁉️⁉️INDEFINITELY ⁉️⁉️🕰️🕰️🕰️ 
    🎄 ’Twas the Night Before Kirkmas 💫
    
    ’Twas the night before Kirkmas, when all through the quad,
    
    Not a student was stirring, not even a mod;
    
    The microphones waited, the cameras stood square,
    
    In hopes that young Charlie soon would be there.
    
    By a Turning Point banner beneath campus lights,
    
    He arrived to debate other people’s rights. 📹
    
    His talking points flew:
    
    “The Democrats did it! The colleges too!
    
    The radical woke left! The border! The crime!”
    
    Then bathrooms again for a very long time. 🚻
    
    A student asked about housing.
    
    “DEMOCRATS,” Charlie replied. 🏠
    
    “Small government!” echoed the room,
    
    “With exceptions for bathrooms, your bedroom, your womb.”
    
    “The colleges brainwash!” he told the front row. 👕
    
    He spoke of trans people, then border patrol;
    
    One pronoun debate consumed the next scroll.
    
    Though few lived in the population,
    
    They received half the presentation. ⏱️
    
    Students asked questions on wages and debt;
    
    He hadn’t finished with bathrooms yet.
    
    A sophomore challenged a statistic he’d said;
    
    The cameras zoomed as Charlie leaned ahead.
    
    The clip title appeared:
    
    CHARLIE KIRK DESTROYS WOKE STUDENT #42. 📱
    
    “Sir, I’m twenty,” the student replied.
    
    The thumbnail survived.
    
    Then one student asked:
    
    “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
    
    …
    
    Nobody spoke.
    
    Charlie shifted. “My neck hurts.”
    
    He waved to the crowd: “We’re wrapping it up.”
    
    The microphones lowered. The livestream went black.
    
    The banner was rolled up and carried back. 🎬
    
    And as everyone scattered beneath the moonlight:
    
    “Happy Kirkmas to all—and to Charlie, good night.” 🌙