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Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!
its been 12 hours without Tik Tok. I cannot walk without trembling , I feel like I am going through withdrawals. I can't go much longer without Tik Tok, I can barely breathe I don't know how much longer I can last here without Tik Tok.
It's been 2 hours without Tiktok, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawals. I woke up today trying to open Tiktok but the app was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless.
It's been 24 hours without Tiktok. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Tiktok may never come back. Tiktok has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 5 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Tiktok this month alone. I even bought $500 worth of ByteDance stocks because I trust Tiktok. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Tiktok being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "President Trump will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" popup, I vomited. I just hope Trump mean it when he said it. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Tiktok back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Tiktok comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.
