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Cinco de Mayo

    It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is Cinco (15 you dumb bitch) 🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to CINCO 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you 🚔🚓 
    HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩
    It's Cinco de mayo... 👀🌮🎉 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you're gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick 😳🎉 but ❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you'd cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
    It’s the end of May the Fourth 4️⃣ 🌌😫 but that means the beginning of 🎸👨🏾🌵CincHOE de Mayo 🎸👨🏾🌵 get ready to get your TACO eaten 👅💦🌮 and gulp Papi's BURRITO 😩🌯💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your main 💅🏾PUTAS 💅🏾who need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO 🌭💦 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
    It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
    Happy 😉🍑 CINCO de 🎧 MAYHOE!! It’s 🅱🚫 time to 🏽 celebrate all 💦 things 👠 Mexican like GUACamole, 🥑🥑 MARiHUANAdoes, and 💦 El DICKcunTin ️ . Send this ☝⤴ to of 👶😂 your 💎 spiciest latina ass bitches 🍑💋 or 🎡😩 you ain’t MexiCUMMIED in the 👢🍗 face that 🚟 night 🌌 . If 👦 you ♀😧 get 🔟♂ back 😯🔙 , you 😍😫 ain’t spicy 😫 enough . Get 💦 back 😔 and 👅 you’re 😍😂 HOT as 😖 FUCK ️ back and 👑💰 you’ll 👈 get your 💸 CINCO on 🔛 thaaaaaaannnnnndddd be 🐝 getting DICKed down ⬇⬇ all night 🌝 long 😄♂
    If anyone 😧👈appropriates/disrespects 😤Mexican🇲🇽 culture this Friday 📅(this includes saying cinco 5️⃣de drinko🍺🍻, a mayo boy👦 having a cinco 5️⃣de mayo party 🎉(ANYONE WHO ISNT 🙅MEXICAN 🇲🇽HAVING A CINCO 5️⃣ DE MAYO PARTY🎉 WILL CATCH 🙌MY HANDS👐👏✊️👊), wearing a fake mustache👨🏼/sombrero🤠, YALL KNOW🤔 WHAT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS I DONT😾 NEED TO GO ON), WILL (A) catch 🙌this block ✋️❌🚫(B) receive a text 📲from me (C) be blasted 🗣🗣🗣on this account👩‍💻 (D) will have me 😠 coming 🔪after them and their families👪. Let's remember this is the day when Mexico 🇲🇽gained 💪independence and not ruin 😠💢😡it like people ruined Dia de los Muertos💀☠️. THANK 🙏YOU! 

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      VIP seats : 💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺
      
      Food : 🌭🌯🌮🍞🥜🫓🥐🥯🥖🧇🥞🍳🥚🥪🧀🌭🍔🍗🥩🥓🥘🌮🥙🫔🍕🥨🍕🌮🥙🥘🥣🍱🍲🍜🦪🍙🍢🍱🍣🦞🍝🫕🥫🍙🦪🍣🍤🍗🍖
      
      Desert: 🍥🍡🍘🥠🥮🍧🍨🍦🥧🍰🍮🎂🧁🍭🍬🍫🍩🍪🍯
      
      Drinks: 🧊🧋🧃🥛
      
      Alcoholic drinks : 🍷🍻🫗🥃🍶🍺🥂🍾
      
      Coffee : ☕🍵🧉🫖
      
      Fruits + veggies : 🍓🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍌🍋🍈🍏🍐🥝🫒🍇🫐🥥🍅🌶️🫚🧅🌽🥦🥒🥬🫛🫑🥑🍠🧄🍆🥔🫘🌰
      
      Utensils: 🍴🔪🥄🥤🍽️
      
      Animal area : 🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🦝🐷🐮🐽🐗🦓🐴🦄🫎🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐀🐈🐩🐈‍⬛🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🐖🐎🫏🐄🐃🐂🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🦧🐪🐫🐿️🦫🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🪽🪽🪶🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🕊️🦃🐥🐣🐓🐤🐠🐡🦃🪿🦢🐋🦑🦩🦂🦭🦑🦗🦋🦠🪲🐛🪳🕸️
      
      Pool area : 🌊💧💦🐬🐋🐳🐟🦈🦐🐙🪼🐚🐙🦑🐧
      
      Insect area : 🐛🐝🦋🦗🪲🐜
      
      Aquarium area : 🐟🦀🍤🦐🦞🦭
      
      Dancing area + show : 🕴️💃🕺👯‍♂️🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭🧟‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧝‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦸‍♂️👨‍🚀👰‍♂️🤴💂‍♂️👨‍🔧👨‍⚕️👨‍🏭👨‍🚒👨‍🌾👨‍🏫👨‍🎓👨‍🎤👨‍🎨👨‍🍳👳🧕👲🧑🧑‍🦳
      
      Kids area: 🛴🍼👨‍🍼🤱👩‍🍼
      
      Family area : 💑👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👪👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧
      
      Old people area: 🧓👵👴
      
      School area: 👨‍🏫📗🎒📘🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️📙📖
      
      Haircut area: 💇💇‍♀️💇‍♂️✂️
      
      More popcorn: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
      
      Bar area ( do not bring your kids or animals because this is not animal friendly or kids friendly):🍺🍻🤢🎉💫⭐🌝🌚🤑
      
      Candy : 🍭🍬🍫
      
      Police area: 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️👮🚔🚨
      
      Gf bf or bf bf or gf gf : 👭🧑‍🤝‍🧑👯🕺👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🧑‍🍼💏💑🤱🧑‍🍼
      
      Plants and flowers area : 💐🌻🥀🌺🌷🪷💮🏵️☘️🌻🌼🍁🍄🌱🌵🌴🌲🪵🪹🪴🍄🌳
      
      Toilets: 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽
      
      Toilet cleaner for workers - 🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠
      
      Hockey area: 🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏒🏒🏑
      
      Soccer area: ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅 ( two goals post with each ball after the payment ) $10
      
      Football: 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
      
      Regular tickets (1 like = 1 ticket for you): 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️
      
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        Bubble Tea Day

          Happy ☺🅱 National 🥳 BUBBLE 🔮🔮 🍵 TEA ☕☕ DAY‼️ 🕛 Time 🙌 to SLURP 💦 IT 💡 UP 📈😑 💦💦 like 💖 you’ve 😭 never done before 🤣👉 ‼️ Grab 🅱👐 your favorite ❤❤ MILK 🌟 tea ☕❓ and let's 🙆✋ GET 🍆 BUBBLY 💦💦💦 with 😎👏 those nasty BOBA balls ⚽👅 🍡🍡 sliding 🐍 down 💦👇 your throat 👅👅 like 👍 a 👌👌 SLOPPY DICK 🍆🍆 🍆 😉😏 You 😍 know 🙂❓ the 🚦 best 💪 part? 🚜 It’s ✋🍝 not 🚫🚫 just 👤 the DRINK 🚱💦 🍹 but ☹ the way 👨✋ it makes you feel 😌 ALL 👨👦 WARM INSIDE 🔥😈💗💦 Send 📨📨 this 😋👈 to ➡💩 10 🍑 SEXXY bubble 🔮🔮 tea 🍮 lovers 💦😍 📣 in ✔ the next ⏩ 15 📬 seconds ⏰ or 🍆 you’ll 👧 be 😌🐝 left 👈🍒 with nothing 💦 but 🍑🍑 an 😙😆 EMPTY 😲📦 CUP 🥛 🥤😱 If 👏🅱 you ❤ get FIVE back, 🛑 you’re about 💦🌈 to 🌈 have ✊ a SUPER STICKY ☘ date 💏 with 🙌😲 a 💰💰 MILKY BOBA BABY that’ll 👅 have you popping 🎈🎈 🍡🍡 and 💦 moaning 😩🙌💦 all night 😴 LONG‼️ 📏

          May Day

            Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for PROFIT 💲💹💹🏧 but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU'RE MY COMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ Send 📨📧 to 5 comrades who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸❗️
            HEY BAE 💋🥰ITS MAY DAY 🥵🌸🛠️today 🗓️we celebrate🎉🥳👏🏼 the return 🔄of FERTILE🪺🍆💦💦💦💦 spring🌸💐🌻🪷🪻 and look 👀ahead ➡️to the HOT 🥵🔥🔥🔥WET 😫💦💦💦SUMMER 😎☀️🍉👙🕶️🧴🧴💦but more importantly ‼️today 🗓️we celebrate🎉🥳👏🏼 WERKERS 💋🥵🛠️👏🏼👏🏼may day💋 is a WERKers 💕✨🥵holiday 🎉🎉we celebrate 🥳🥳those DIRTY COMMIES 😫🥵🔥🫦🔥🛠️who fought🤺🤺 for labor rights 💕🥳🔥🔥🔥and gave us 🤲🏼 8️⃣-hour WERK 💋💦days 🔥👏🏼so we don’t 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️have to CLOCK 🕰️ in at the BOOTS 👢💃🏻🔥🔥factory 💋😫 ALL SLAY LONG 🥵🫦🎉🎉💋💋💦💦✨✨‼️‼️and have no energy 😴😪😪to gag 💄💋🍆💦at the end 🎬so today 🗓️make sure 🙂‍↕️to SCROLL ON UR PHONE 📲📳🙂‍↕️✨✨💕💕HALFASS A TASK 🙂‍↕️🥳💃🏻🫦💦💦and SHIT ON COMPANY TIME🙂‍↕️💩🚽‼️‼️‼️ HAPPY BAE DAY MAY DAY🔥🔥💋💋💕💕‼️‼️🫦🫦✨✨✨🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
            TWERKERS 👨‍💻👷of the world 🌍escape from your BONDAGE ⛓️🪢Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for BOSS DADDY who steals all the CUMMIES 💦 💲💹💹🏧 of their labor but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU’RE MY CUMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ TODAY is the day to JOIN your working clASS 🍑UNION 👭and fight for your right to the fruits 🍎 of your LABEWHORE 🔨. Send 📨📧 to 10 AnarcHO FEMENISTS 👯‍♀️who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸 If you get 0️⃣ back you are a BOOT 👢 licking scab 🩹. If you get 5️⃣back you are a SEXY 🍆CUMMUNIST 🎅. If you get 🔟 back you are a BOMB BUSSY 💣 throwing ANARCHO-sHOcialist! ⚒️💣🍆
            🎊 🥳 Happy May Day‼️ 🥳 🎊 aka International 🌎 WERKers 💅 Day 📆! Let's recognize 🏆🏅🙏 the HARD 💎 working 💪 🛠️ 🔥 people who keep our CUMunities 🫂🤝 running 🏃‍♀️. The 🤢 🤮 bosses 🙅‍♂️👎 want to SCREW us 🥺😭 but we won't 🚫 let it CUNTinue.👿BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR 💵 💰 I MAKE A DIME 🪙 THAT'S WHY I JERK IT 🍆✊ ON COMPANY TIME ⌚‼️🔥So whether 🫵 you 🫵are a CUMmunist 😳 a sociaLICKS 👅an anarKISSED 😘 or just an unfulFILLEd 💦 worker 🛠️ let's fly that red flag 🚩🌹🏴 of freeDOM and tell 🗣️ 🎙️ the 🤮 boss 😡 to GO FUCK HIMSELF 🖕🖕‼️ Send 💌 📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 🔥👏🫶 work 👷👥 besties 🥰👯 who are THIRSTY 💦🤤 for a STRIKE ✋ 🍑 and say 🗣️📢 it's time ⌛⏰⏱️ to ORGYnize!! 😏🥴🤝
            
            🫡 SolidarTIDDY forever ✊
            HAPPY 😄😁 MAY 🐝📅 DAY 😩❤ you dirty filthy SLUTS!!!! Today 📆 is 👅😩 MAAAAAAAY POOOOLE day 🏻 aAaaahhhhh so ☠💯 let’s get 🍌 our ho 😘 ️jos some 👨 HOE-STICKS 😟 and dance around 🕥✈ the 🤔🌎 maypole until 🕛💦 we 👨🚟 POPP-L and PEE 🚰 on 👇 the 🏽 grass now 😡🕒 if 🏿 you 👈👆 be good 👍😇 little 👧😼 girls and ➕💰 boys 🏻 you can 😜💦 go pick some 💯 flowers 🌺🌺 to 💦🔧 give daddy 🍆🙈 tonight 😩😴 but 🙅 if 🅱👦 you ♂🙏 are a whorish SLUTTY 💦🍑 then 🔙 daddy will 👀🙈 beat 👊👊 YOURSELF 😏 until he bleeds 🤫on 💡💰 his 💦 tree 🍑 🌲 Send this to 10 other 🙌 slutty 💧 maidens if 👏 you get 5 back,you have 😒 rotten STINKING ass 🍑 pussy 🐱 and 🍇 will 😬 not find true 🍆🌈 love 😇 until death parts you 👈 from 👉💰 your ☝ shitty 💩💩 stank ass 🍑 pussy if 👏 if 👉 10 🔳 or 💁 more ➕ get 🙌 back? 😌 Then 🍆❓ your HOEJOS are 😂🏃 legendary! 💎💎 Get ♀😩 ready 😩😤 for 😏💥 some maypole action cause 😮 the ⬆👑 only thing ⛄👌 this 🎄♂ pole 😫😫 is 🙅 good 😂😌 for 😎 is fucking!! 👉