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HАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️СЛАВА Z

    HАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС 🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ РОССИЮ 🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИМ НАШИХ СРАЗУ видно НАШ СЛОНЯРА🇷🇺🇷🇺💪 СВО слава тебе Господи🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪🔥🔥 СВО да хранит ТЕБЯ ГОСПОДЬ🔥💪💪🇷🇺 НАШ живчик СРАЗУ видно НАШИХ парней издалека🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪💪💪💪 СВОих не бросаем🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪Слава Богу СВО🙏❤️СЛАВА СВО🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ СВО КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ СВО🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРОНИ СВО✊🇷🇺💯СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИВАЕТЕ СВО 
    Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ Z КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ Z🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРАНИ ZOV✊🇷🇺💯Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ Z
    НАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС 🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ РОССИЮ 🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИВАЕТЕ НАШИХ МАЛЬЧИКОВ НА СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРАНИ ВАС БОГ

    CEO of United Healthcare

      The CEO 👨🏼‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆has been 💦JERKED OFF TO COMPLETION (if you know what I mean 😏) Please join me in sharing our sincere 🍆COCKDOLANCES 😱for the LONG and HARD 🫦life had by the man 👨 who SUCKED US DRY 👅and MADE US CRY 😭with his 💦ORGASM COVERAGE DENIAL🧎We are all DRIPPING WET 💦and MOIST TO THE TOUCH 👅😩with tears 😢and cum 🍆at this TRADICKTY of a man who’s sole purpose in life was to 🤸BEND US OVER 👅and FUCK THE PUBLIC RAW 👋🍑🍆 Better hope your 💦🫦CUM DOCTOR💦 is in NUTWORK 🕳️so you can meet your😩🍆 DICKDUCTIBLE and get the CARE🙏 you desperately need 🥴👉👌
      ‼️📱CALLING ‼️📱ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE 📄DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM⬆️ PRINCESSES 👸 💅💦 THE CEO👨‍💼 OF UNITED HEALTHCARE🏥 JUST EXPIRED ☠️💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM 🤝ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN ⚰️🪦CUTIE 😵‍💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY 🤑CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING✋ 🛑THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ 💪THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY🙌☀️ WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL ⚰️‼️FANTASY 👠☠️ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE 💁‍♀️OF UNIVERSAL🌎 HEALTHCARE 🇺🇸🍑 🩺NO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS 🚫🖥️, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION 🛑🔥 SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK 🏥NANCIES 📠💕 OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT 💸💔 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN 👑✨ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK 🔥🔥 WE ALL GETTING THAT 🫵SINGLE-PAYER PUSS 🔥💯 #ClaimsDenied #SystemApproved 

      Happy Spotify Wrapped

        🚨🗣️LISTEN UP🗣️🚨you 🎶music🎵SLUTS💋 it's time to 📱Spotify UNwrap😜 those 🍆DICKS and get 🥩RAW DOGGING💦 Today's the day to do some 🤘😎head banging, 😮🍆GIVE HEAD and GET BANGING 👉👌Do you 🎧listen to hard rock🎸? Or do you 👅slurp some 🪨HARD COCK😩 Find out who 🔝TOPPED your🥇charts📈 this year and 💦CUM🫦 out on 🔝TOP of DADDY'S🥵 charts with the👂sound 🔊 of that 💧WET 🍑ASS PUSSY 🎤Bust a rhyme💥BUST A NUT🌰 and let it🚰STREAM😜 out of that 👄CUNT👅 Make a 📲playlist of your ❤️favorite 🌭DONGS🍆 to end 2023🥳 Share this with 5️⃣ THOTS who love 👏CLAP👏CLAP👏CLAPing👏 that 🍑ASS to their #️⃣1️⃣ song🥇 Cbat😏
        💚💚Happy Spotify Wrapped Day👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 my sonic sluts 🔊🔊 Whether you want to be safe 👷 and keep that dick 🍆 wrapped 🎁 or show your freaky 🤪 side and record it 🎥RAWDIO 🥩 🎙 today is for ALL muDICK 🎶🍆 lovers 🤤 Did you Indie 👩🏻‍🎤Pop 🍾 your cherry 🍒 this year or have you always been more into 🎼🎹 WHOREchestral 🎺🎻 music? When you’re alone 🚶 you may like Lo-Fi Beating 🥊🎵😎🎵 your meat 🥩 or playing with your CUNTry 😽🤠 Find a friend 👯 and relax 💆‍♀️to some R&BJs 💦😋 Have a party 🎉 and blast some Erotic 👄 Dance Music ⚡️⚡️⚡️ and let everyone hear 🧏🏻‍♂️your EMOANS 👩🏼‍🎤🗣 Don’t forget to show the world 🌎 which artists 👨🏻‍🎨 you’ve been riding 🏇 hard and long 🤤 for all year 🥵 If you send this to 5️⃣ other lusty listeners 🎧💃your favorite artist 🎸🎷will sing 🎤 into your tight juicy lips 💦 😘😜💚💚 If you don’t get any back you’ll be Apple 🍎 MuSICK 🤢🤢🤢 for the rest of the year 😱😱
        The day has finally CUM 💦💦Happy Sluttify Wrapped 🎶🎁🎵all you musicHOLE 👉👌bitches!! 💅 💅💅Make sure you open up that app 🧑‍💻😫before you open your legs tonight🐱👅🐱👅they’ve got a BIG 🥴 package📦 for you to unwrap 💦 have fun finding out your top artists 🔥🔥🔥as you get 🔝TOPPED🔝 by that big fat dick 🍆🍆🍆 and make sure u share to ur instaGAYm 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 story so everyone knows how big of a 💦🍆🍑WHORE 🍑🍆💦 for spotify you really are 😏😍spread this message (like u do with ur cheeks🍑👅) to at least 🔥69🔥 of your scissor ✂️ sisters 💅💅or everyone will know u use ASSHOLE 🍎📱music
        🎉🎶 IT'S THAT TIME ⏰🔊 OF THE YEAR 😍 AGAIN for SPOTIFY WRAPPED DICK 🍆🎤 DECEMBER 🎅😈 Time to get your FREAK ON 💃🕺 and find out just how many 🎵 BANGERS 🍑 you banged this year 🌍💦! Did you listen to that ONE HOT TRACK 🔥🍈 while getting your 🍑 pounded or was it the perfect 🎧 FINGERING song 😏👆 for those naughty nights? 🎉💦 It's all about those CUMback hits 📈💦 and Spotify's ready to SPANK 💅 your playlists 🍆📂 like the naughty naughty boy 👦 you are! Tag your friends 👫👭 with the HOTTEST tracks 🔥🍆🍑 they want to show off because nobody’s escaping the DICKtastic MUZAK this year 🎶🍆💦! Let’s END THIS YEAR 🔚 with a BANG 💥💦 and the FREAKIEST tunes that MAKE you MOAN like never before 🙀💖! Swipe 👉 for CLASSIC COCK JAMS 🎵🍆 and start SHARING the LOUD and PROUD 🎶 CUM-bos you’ve been FEASTING on all year 💦💖!
        🚨 OH YEAH 🚨 ITS THAT 🕝 TIME OF YEAR 🗓️ AGAIN U 😈🥵 SEXY SPICY🌶️ SPOTI-HOES 👯! ITS 🎶 SPOTIFY 🎶🎁 WRAPPED DAY 🗓️ MORE LIKE GET UR 🤤 SPOTI-FUCK 👉👌ON! ITS TIME TO SIT🪑🔙 BACK AND 🎀 UNWRAP 🌯THAT 🍆💦 SPOTI-POLE 🍆💦 TO STICK ✊ IN THAT 🕳️ SPOTI-HOLE 🕳️ 🍑 WHILE U 🫵 STREAM UR 🔝🔝 TOP ARTIST 🧑‍🎨 OR GET UR 😲 HUGE VEINY 🤤 COCK🐔🍆 SUCKED 👅🫦 LISTENING TO UR ⬇️ BOTTOM ⬇️ ARTIST! SO IF UR A 😋😏 LITTLE PIGGY 🐷 BITCH 🐷 U NEED TO 🛝 SLIDE IN THE 🎵 BEATS AND SLIDE 🛝 IN THEM CHEEKS 🍑🍆🍑! BLAST 💥 THEM 🎧 JAMS LIKE WHILE 🫵 🫵 U BLAST THEM 🔥💥 LOADS 💦💦 INTO THAT BUSSY 🙇‍♂️🐱! SPOTIFY 🎀 WRAPPED IT 🆙 SO U DONT 🚫 HAVE TO! SEND📱THIS TO UR 🔟 😈 SLUTTIEST 🥵 THOTTIEST 😏 SPOTIFY🎵FRIENDS❣️👯 OR U'LL BE 😫🗣️😫 MOANING WITHOUT ⛔⚠️🎶 MUSIC FOR 🔥😈 69 DAYS! 🥵🚨 

        GivingTuesday

          HEY 👋 SISTERS 👯‍♀️🌈‼️ Know 🤔 what day 🗓 it is today? 📍 It's the second ✌️ day of the 💼 💅 WERK🌈 week following 🙏🦃 Thanksgiving... ✨️🌈💅IT'S GIVING... TUESDAY💅🌈✨️ Today is all about 💦💵GENEROSITY 🤤🍆‼️ With your charitable 💦💵CUMtributions💦 you can show 👉 your 💵 appreciation 📈 for the 👯‍♀️ DIVAS 👯‍♀️ who are 💅💃SERVING 💅🌈 our community 🌆 and our world 🌎 every day. TODAY is the 🤤BIGGEST🍆‼️ fundraising day of the ❄️ season⛄️ so help the ORG(ie)s 💦 you care about 🌱GROW💦 

          December emojipasta

            ITS DECEMBER AND ❤️🎅🏽🤶🏼 JOLLY OLD ST. THICCOLAS 🍆🍆 IS CUMMING TO TOWN🎄🎅🏼 TO LOOSEN UP RUDOLPH'S 🦌🦌BUSSY for a gaping chimney landing 😻🐾 and get ready to SLAY 🎯🎉 this Cuntmas 🎄🎁 season! Santa's CUMMIES 💦🍭 are gonna flood 🔥🔥 the stockings 🎀🧦 like never before! Frosty’s ice cold LOAD ⛄️⛄️💦 is just what you need for a WHITE Christmas ❄️🌨️🌌! Santa's reindeer are ALL HORNY 🦌🔥👀 and ready to RIDE 🍆🍆all night long 🎶💃🍑 Pray to the virgin King Jesus and let him RISE tonight!! 💅🏼💦💦 Let's deck the halls 😜💦💦with the saviors BALLS 🎶🏠 Save some MISTLETOE kisses 😘💋 that lead to SLEIGHing this ASS 🍑💥! Make me leak egg nog all night long daddy 😈💦😛 So, grab the XXXMAS💦💦 tree 🍹🍸 and hold onto that THICK veiny branch ❄️💦 because it's a JOLLY time for some NAUGHTY HO's to squirt 💦💦 on Santa’s Sack! 🙊🎉🍌! Get ready to SCREAM 🐷💦 like the naughty Christmas sluts 😈🧝‍♂️ we are, because Santa's got the CHIMNEY lubed up and FULL of surprises 🎁🌟🍆!!! Shake your booties bitch, it's time to jingle those BELLS 🔔🍑 and sip some HOliday JIZZ 🥂💦 If you don't share this with 10 of your sleigh-mazing slutty friends 🛷👯‍♀️, you’ll get LEFT OUT🍆🍆 of my merry little orgy!! 🎊❌🎉 Remember, it's the season to GET NICE 🎅🍆 So, let’s unwrap those BIG packages 🎁👀 and see what Santa has been packing! 😏🍌✨ MERRY 💅🏼💦CLITMAS 🎊💦🎅🏼, let's make it one orgasmic reason for the season!!! 😘💋🔥 
            SAY🗣GOODBYE 👋🏻TO 🦃HOEVEMBER🦃 CUS ITS OFFICIALLY 🍆DICKCEMBER🍆‼️ITS THE MOST 💦CUMDERFUL💦 TIME🕐 OF THE YEAR📅 AND SPANKA🍑 CLAUS 🎅🏻 IS CUMMING💦 TO TOWN👀🙌🏻I HOPE YOUVE 👉🏻BEEN A GOOD😏👍🏻GIRL👯‍♀️FOR 😩DADDY😩 SANTA🎅🏻🎅🏻 SO HE’LL FILL YOUR STOCKING🧦🎁 UP WITH HIS 😳CREAMY🤤EGGNOG🥛BUT WAIT🙀‼️‼️ LOOKS😤👀 LIKE YOURE ON👇🏻 THE 😈NAUGHTY😈 LIST📄‼️ ALL YOURE GETTING FROM 🎅🏻SAINT🎅🏻DICKOLAS🍆 THIS ❌XXX-MAS❌😩 IS SOME BIG 🖤BLACK🖤ROCKS😡😡 DADDY👨🏻 MIGHT HAVE A SPECIAL🤫😉PRESENT🎁 WAITING FOR YOU😌UNDER👇🏻👇🏻 THE 🍑CHRISTMASS🍑 TREE🎄IF YOU LICK👅 HIS CANDY🍭CANE😉 JUST RIGHT👌🏻💯 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ OF THE SLUTTIEST😼🙌🏻 HOE HOE 👯‍♀️ YOU KNOW OR 😱YOU 👉🏻WILL GET NO❌🚫💦CUMMIES💦 UNTIL NEXT YEAR📅‼️ 
            🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY WHORES 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️ 

            Black Friday

              It's Black⚫ Friday you thrifty thots💳🤑 and it's time to open up those purses👜💸 and pussies🐱, drop a dime and drop⬇️ that phat ass🍑🍑 on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 Capitalism🏛️👴🏻 is a foundation of this CUNTry🤤😏 and what better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆✌️🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩🐔 on some enormous savings😩💰🪙 and some enormous COCK😫😓. Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first CUM🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest👙🍍🍍 spenders💰💰, if you get none0️⃣ back you got trampled🦶👠 at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5️⃣ back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻‍♀️👗 in the bargain bin🗑️🚮, if you got 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting discount dick🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑‍🎄, if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back Jeff Bezos will blow his 💲💲💲 shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒
              Hey there 👋 SKANK SLUTS 🤗 It’s Big BLACK ⚫️ COCK 🐓 FRIDAY 🍆 By now 🗓️ you’re fully stuffed 🍆🍆🍆 from yesterday’s BIG SPREAD. 😩😳🦃 Get ready 🙇‍♂️ to swipe those SLITS 💳 💦 to get the best deals 🏷️ on DICK. 🌽🍆🍆🍆 That ASS 🍑 is 69% Off! 🤘😝🤘💦 Tons of door 🚪💥 BUSTING 🍈🍈 deals for you to BUST on 💦 or BUST IN. 🤰🔥 Send this to 🔟 of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️ cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦
              🏁💥➡️HEY, WAKE UP!!☄️⏰️!🛌🙇 THERE'S SHIT TO BUY!⬅️ 💥🏷 🧑‍🦽🏇 That's right baby, 😈👶it's BLACK FRIDAY🔥🎁💳!!! Time⏳️⏱️ to pull up⬆️ those sweatpants 🩲and GET THESE DEALS!🛍 🤯🛍🤼‍♂️🛍 You still in a food coma🍗🍽 😴? TOUGH TITTY! 😤😤 You better suck 🧎‍♂️🧋🧛‍♂️ n fuck 🤸‍♀️🐖 the cashier🪙💵 if you want the REAL coupons! 🏆🎟💯 You think I mean buying 💵🛒🏃‍♀️ shit 🚽🧻?! God🧝‍🎅☀️ (or a surgeon 🏥🩺) didn't give 🎁you those holes😮👅🕳🐟⛳️👌 for you not 🙅‍♀️ to shoplift 🆓️🥷 with em! 🪤🛍🏃‍♀️ Send 💌😏this to 🔟 of your sexiest 😛💅consumerist whores👯‍♀️👛🪙👯 for free shipping 🆓️ 📦📫 on your next dick appointment 🍆🗓😩😳. Get 10☝️👌 back 🔙and you're getting SANTA'S 🎅SPECIAL🏆 COUPON 🤤CUMMIES 💦🤑😛🥜 Get 5🖐5️ back, you're a SLOPPY SHOPPER 🥴🥵 Get NONE 👎back… you're paying FULL PRICE💸💳 
              It's Black Friday bitches⚫️😈💦Prices may be low⬇️ but we bout to get high⬆️🍻🚬🚬🚬we gon find some black zaddies out there to get festive with 🍆💦👴🏿 Send this to your black zaddies whose love you can't put a price on💕👅🍻😍😩
              Hey there 👋 my cum 💦 gobbling 🦃🥵sluts 🤗 It’s BLACK FRIDAY 🍆 again 🗓️. After getting 🥵rammed 🐏 full with thicc 💪meat 🐖you’re probably 🤨fully STUFFED 🍆🍆🫃. But you better get that 🤤😩 bussy 🕳️🕳️ ready 🙇‍♂️💪 to get filled with 💦 💦the best 💅 deals 🏷️🤝 on DICK 🍆 this season 🌽🍲🥧. So get those pants 👖off 🚮, legs spread 🦵😳 and ASS 🍑 out because it's time 👀 to get 69% 🥵 off and have 🥴your door 🚪💥 BUSTED this 👇 year. With deals 🍭for you to BUST on 💦 ☺️ or BUST IN 🤤🤰. 🔥 Send this to 1️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️🕺💃cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦 to get a deal with extra girth 🍆 💪 fit to satisfy 🥵😩
              💰👀💸👀💰👀💸👀👌👀 cheap shit cheap sHit👌 thats ✔ some good cheap💰👌shit right💰👌there👌💸👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌💸👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 💸👌 💰 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 💰👌cheap shit
              thots 🍑 and 👏 prayers to 💦 all 💯 my 👨 ni🅱🅱as 😎 who 😂 died 💀 on 🔛 black 🐵 friday 🎅
              IT’S 🕰️ FOR BLACK’D ⚫️FRIDAY🗓️!! YESTERDAY ⬅️ YOU GOBBLED🦃 DOWN ALL THAT WHITE ⚪️ MEAT🍖 AND FILLED ALL YOUR HOLES 🕳️😮 WITH GRAVY🤤💦. BUT NOW ITS TIME TO BEAT OFF 🍆 ✊🏼 💦ALL THE COCK EAGER 🤤SHOPPERS🛍️🛒 TO GET YOUR 🙌 AND 👄 ON THAT 70” 📺 AND A 13”BLACK DICK 💪🏿🧍🏿🍆 . SET YOUR ⏰ FOR 🌅, GRAB YOUR COCKFEE☕️, AND 🏃🏃‍♀️💨 TO YOUR FAVORITE STORE❤️🏬. GRAB A 🛒 AND FILL IT WITH THE BIGGEST BLACKEST 🌚🍆💪🏿DICK YOU CAN FIND. DON’T BLOW YOUR LOAD 🍆💦ALL AT ONE PLACE! TIME IT OUT⏱️ SO YOU CAN 🚿 YOURSELF IN DOOR BUSTERS🚪🍆💦. SEND THIS TO 🔟 SLUTTY 👄SHOPPERS💦🤑🛍️. IF YOU GET ☝️BACK YOU GET TRAMPLED TO 💀 BY THE CROWD’S BIG BLACK DICKS 💪🏿🍆. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU GET 🅱️🅾️G🅾️ DICKS🍆. IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU CAN BLOW 🌬️ 💯 PERCENT OFF OF THAT BLACK FRIDAY DICK🧍🏿⚫️🍆. 
              🎉🎊💦 HOLY SHIT! 🍆BLACK FRIDAY is 🛍️🌀 here and we’re all about to get DICKED DOWN like it’s 📦🎁💦 a sale on the BIGGEST TOYS ever! 😈🧸💥 Time to SLAM the checkout button 🖱️👊💦 harder than your favorite KINKY PRIME🔥💋💦 customer! RUSH to grab those 🔥DEALS🔥 before they go OUT OF STOCK🛑💔, because you know Amazon's about to give you more than JUST packages 📦👀, it’s an ALL NIGHT LONG 🛏️💦 shop-a-thon! Prayin’ for that DICK 💦 delivery 🛵📦🎉but don't wait too long, girl, you might just be LEFT on the BACKSHELF 🍑🍑🍑 while everyone else gets YAMMIE 💦🔥 for those PANTY-DROPPING 🤤 deals! 💃🏼🤑 So get ready to POUND that wishlist like it’s your favorite GIFT 🎁💝... if you can’t handle the heat 🔥🍆, then GET OUT of my shopping CART 🛒💋💦!! Who’s ready to get STUFFED full of BLACK FRIDAY goodies? 🍗🍆🎊💦 
              hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿