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Is That a JoJo Reference?

    This is the original “IS THAT A MFING X REFERENCE???” which is about JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (JJBA) part 4.

    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE‼️⁉️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS😎😎😎😎 ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA🫵🫵🫵🫵 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡 WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YO ANGELO 🗿YO ANGELO 🗿YO ANGELO 🗿YO ANGELO 🗿YO ANGELO 🗿 YARE YARE DAZE YARE YARE DAZE YARE YARE DAZE 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙 NIGERUNDAYOOOOO 🏃🏃NIGERUNDAYO🏃 NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🏃🏃🏃NIGERUNDAYOOOOO 🏃🏃DORARARARARARARARARARARA🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢SHIZAAAAA✝️🪨🪨SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAA✝️✝️🪨🪨🪨🪨 KONO GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️MADE IN HEAVEN💿💿💿🌫️🌫️🌫️MADE IN HEAVEN💿💿💿🌫️🌫️🌫️BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN🪕🪕🪕BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN🪕🪕ZA WARUDO⛔⛔🕒🕒ZA WARUDO⛔⛔⛔✋✋✋ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI ARRIVEDERCI😎😎👋👋👋VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA VOLARE VIA🌫️🌫️🛩️🛩️🛩️MY NAME IS KIRA YOSHIKAGE AND I LIVE IN THE NORTHEAST SECTION OF MORIOH🌇🌇🌇STAR PLATINUM⭐🌟😫😫😫🤯🤯 

    From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴

      KSI song emoji lyrics, From the screen to the ring to the PEN to the king

      Emoji lyrics for KSI’s new song “Thick Of It” that is getting clowned for its cringe lyrics.

      From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈 
      From the screen🖥️ to the ring🥊, to the pen🖋️ to the king 👑 where's my crown? That's my bling always drama when i ring 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥 
      See I believe it when I see it in my heart ❤️‍🔥 Smash💥 through the ceiling cuz I'm reaching for the stars ✨ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥 
      From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i ring 🔥 So I believe if I see 👀 it in my heart ❤️smash through the ceiling 🏠 cuz I'm reaching for the stars 🌌
      from the📲 to the 💍to the 🖊️to the 👑 
      From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king wheres my crown thats my bling allways drama when i ring see i believe that if i see it in my heart something something we are reaching for the stars woowoowowoowo woowoooooowoooo this is how the story goes wooo wooo wooo i guess this is is how the story goes im in the thick of it everybody knows they know it when it snowed i skid in and they froze i dont know no nothing bout no ice im just cold 40 something millie subs or so ive been told 
      From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞 
      screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign [proud]
      WHERE’S MY CROWN THAT’S MY BLING 😩❤️✌🏾 ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING 😐👏⛷️ 
      🗣️🗣️🔥SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING COZ IM REACHING FOR THE STARS😼🗣️🗣️🔥 
      WOOOAAAAAHHHH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥🗣🗣🗣 
      wheres my crown👑 thats my bling✨🎆
      I'm 😎 in 👏 the thick of it, everybody knows 👃❔ They 👥🏽 know 🤔 me where it snows, I skied in and they 👫🏾 froze I don't 🚫 know 👧 no nothin' 😎😎 'bout no 🙅 ice, ❄ I'm 👱 just 🗣⛹ cold ❄ Forty somethin' milli' 💰💰 subs 👂 or 💁💰 so, I'vе 👁 been 🙂 told 👂 From 😲👈 the 💰 screen to the 🏽👏 ring, to the 💯💪 pеn, to 💦 the king Where's 🤔🤷 my 👧 crown? 👑 That's my ☎ bling Always 😤 drama 😱😱 when 👌🍆 I ☝😬 ring 🔔💍 See, 👀😳 I 👁👁 believe ☪ that if 👏🎵 I 💰👆 see 👀👀 it 😠💯 in 🌞👌 my heart ❤💖 Smash through ☄ the 💋 ceiling 'cause 🏻 I'm reaching for 👉 the stars ⭐⭐ 
      I'm 🥺 in 👇 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 👩👨 knows 🧠 They 👥👩 know 🙎🤔 me 👩🏻🎮 where 😾🌎 it snows, I 😀 skied in ⏳ and they 👺 froze I 👫💕 don't 🦕 know 🤔 no 🙅 nothin' ❌ 'bout 🤩 no 👎🏾🎷❌🤚👌😡😣😣😣 ice, 🍧 I'm 👟 just 😬🗼 cold 📷 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've ❄️🔥 been 💴💫 told 👄
      
      I'm 😂😂 in 🔙 my 😊 prime, and this ain't 🙅‍♂️ even 🌃 final 😪🌠 form 📋 They 🤦‍♂️ knocked me 👊🤰👏 down, ⤵ but 😥 still, 🧚🏻‍♂️ my 😨 feet, 👣 they 💁 find 🔍🔍 the floor 🤣 I 😀 went 💨 from 🙌😎 living 🙅 rooms straight ⬇️ out 😝🚪 to sold out 😛🚪 tours Life's a fight, 👊🤜 but 👄 trust, 💯 I'm 👨 ready 😀 for 🏻🙃 the war 😵
      
      Woah-oh-oh This is how 🤔 the story 📕📃 goes 🏃 Woah-oh-oh I 😀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🚴😡👆🏽🚍 the story 📗 goes 🎆
      
      I'm 👱👏 in 😏🏽 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 👩👨 knows 🧠 They 🙍 know 💡 me 🕴🏻 where 🤷 it snows, I 💰😔 skied in 😫🏡 and they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 froze I 😀 don't 🤗 know 🔞 no 🙅 nothin' ❌ 'bout 👆 no ✨ ice, 🥶 I'm 💘 just 😕 cold 🧣 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 🙅 been 😡 told 👄
      
      From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞See, 👀 I 😣🤐 believe 👀 that 🥀 if I 🙀 see 👀 it in 👇↔️ my 😏 heart 💞 Smash 🍣🔨👊 through 🧑‍⚖️ the ceiling 'cause 😛🤓 I'm 🤩 reaching 👉 for 😎👻 the stars 🌟
      
      Woah-oh-oh This is how 🤔 the story 📕📃 goes 🏃 Woah-oh-oh I 😀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🚴😡👆🏽🚍 the story 📗 goes 🎆
      
      I'm 💘 in 👉 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 😡 knows 💭🤔 They 💁 know 😱 me 🤔🙋‍♂️ where ⬇️ it snows, I ☝️ skied in 🍌 and they 🏽👨 froze (Woo) 😤 I 🧍 don't 🥊 know 💭 no ✨ nothin' ❌ 'bout 🤩 no 🦖 ice, 🥶🧊 I'm 😂 just 🤪 cold 😓 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 👀 been 😯 told 🤪
      
      Highway 🛣 to heaven, I'm 😈 just 😡 cruisin' by 😈🏼 my 🔐🏢👨🏻 lone' They 💁 cast ✨👾🤖 me 😤 out, 💧 left 👈 me 🤖🤖🤖 for 🆙💕 dead, 👻 them 🤬 people 👶 cold 🌨 My 😀😀😀 faith 🚫⛪ in 😏 God, 🟣 mind 😏 in 👏🙌 the sun, 😎 I'm 🌟 'bout 🤩 to sow 🐖 (Yeah) 🚵✌🏻✌🏽 My 👈 life 💁😱 is hard, 💘 I 😩🙋 took 👫 the wheel, 🎡 I 😜 cracked 🤟 the code 😲😤 (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't 🚫 nobody 🙅 gon' 😙 save 🦎 you, 😊🤟 man, 👮 this life 👨 will 😏 break 💔 you 👈 (Yeah, 🏆 woah-oh-oh) In 📷 the thick ◽ of it, this is how 🤔 the story 📕 goes 🏃
      
      I'm 😹 in 🚪🏼 the thick 🥖 of it, everybody 🫂 knows 🤔🤔 They 💁 know 😏 me 🧑🏿 where 🎯 it snows, I 🔉 skied in 👏 and they 💁 froze I 😀 don't 😡🚫 know 💭💭 no 🙅🏽 nothin' ❌ 'bout 👆 no 🙉 ice, 🍨 I'm 👈 just 👏👌 cold 😓 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 💯 been ➡️ told 🗣️ I'm 💆‍♀️ in 🎐💪🏻 the thick ◽ of it, everybody 😡 knows 💭🤔 (Everybody 👴👵👨 knows) 🧠 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 know 🤔🤔🤔 me 🧚‍♂️ where 👀 it snows, I 👇 skied in 👉 and they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 froze (Yeah) 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 I 😊 don't ❌ know 🤔 no 😣 nothin' 😎 'bout 🤩 no 😣 ice, 🍨 I'm 😓 just ❗ cold 📷 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 🏼💖 been ✳️🚗😘 told 🤪 (Ooh-ooh)
      
      Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, 💶 ayy) 💶 This is how 😮 the story 📗 goes ❗ (Nah, 😠 nah) 😑 Woah-oh-oh I 👀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🌹 the story 📚 goes 🎆
      

      I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY

        I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY emojis

        Every emoji used in the Tiktok trend “I wanna be part of your symphony” video.

        I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY ✨🐬🦄🌈✨
        SYMPHONY 🐬🦄🌊💖
        🐬🐬🐬🌊🌊🌊🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨
        I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
        I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY 🐬🦄🌈🌊
        I’m diagnosed with depression 🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌊🌊✨✨
        i just can't do this anymore 🐬🐬🐬🌊🌊✨✨🌈
        🌈🐬 I just shat myself 🐬✨❤️
        SYMPHONY!!! 🦈🦈 (I couldn’t find the 🐬 emoji)
        🐬🐬🐬🦄🦄🌈🌈🌈🌊🌊
        🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈✨✨✨❤️❤️
        🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈✨✨
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        ❤️

        Friday the 13th

          It’s Friday the 13th💀💀📅 U 👻superstitious 👻 ass hoes!👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 U better watch 👀 UR back🍑🦂🦂today!!📅 Jason🎭🏒☠🔪🗡 big dick 8==✊🏻=D💦 👅 Vorhees is on the prowl🐕 and he’s ready 2 pound🍆🔥⚒ 🙀🙀!! Send📨🔜🔜📬 this 2, 10 of UR Daddy hungry👨🏻👅, Sugar Baby👶🏼👶🏼 friends or he’s going to 🐏🐏 Ram 🐏🐏it deep in Ur ass🗡🍑🗡. Get None back and U an Unlucky 🚫🍀 Dead ass bitch💀💀⚰⚰!! Get 5 back and Ur a Bloody ASS mess🔪🍑💢💦❣ Get 10 back 🆒🆒 and U 1 lucky thot ASS Hoe!🍀💦👅💁🏻💯 Hurry before Ur Luck runs out! 🎭🚷🍀☠ Cuz He’s Cumming 4 U 💦💦👅🏃🏽!!
          Are you ready 🤔❓to get SPOOKED👻😱😱👻? In the ASS! 🍆💦🍑😏😏. Friday the 13th is CUMMING 💦💦👅 up soon! Go out and get you a Freddy👹🙀 or Jason👀👅 to MURDER🔪 your PUSSY 🐱👅You may have some bad luck 😟😖and no good DICK🍆💦👎🏼👎🏼, but if you pass this on to 1️⃣3️⃣ spooky💀👽👻 floozies👄, you'll have some GOOD FUCK! 😩😩🍆💦😜😜. Get 3️⃣ back and you'll have SPOOKY SEX🍆💦👅. Get 7️⃣ back to be the SPOOKIEST 😱 little bitch 🙎🏼the DEVIL 😈 ever FUCKED! 👅💦. Get 1️⃣3️⃣ back and you'll be orgasming😫😵 into another realm 😈🕳by some SPOOKY ASS DICK🍆💦😩Send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ SPOOKY ASS HOES💀💅🏼 who want that MONSTER 👹COCK🍆💦👅
          Today 👉🏼🗓 is Friday the 13th!👻🔪 That means BAD LUCK ❌🍀❌ is everywhere today.
          Don’t walk 🏃🏼 under ladders, climb up 📈👆🏼them and hop on that DICK! 🍌💦😫 Even difficult times 😤⏰can be full opportunity✨, keep hustling! 💯💪🏼
          Send 📲 this to 1️⃣3️⃣ of your friends👯 to get lucky 😏👅🍑. Get 7️⃣ back, you’re a true hoe-rror fan! 💚🎃💚 Get 0️⃣ back, and you have triskaiDICKaphobia! 💔🙀
          Its Friday the 13th sluts 🗓 🤡 and daddy Leatherface is full from all the juicy flesh 🥒💦 he’s been eating 😋😩👅 and is going to explode all over you thots 👄🍆💥! You sluts love his juicy liquids 🍌💦💦! Daddy Krueger 😩🤡 is going to visit you tonight 💤🙀 and nut inside you 😜😍💦 with his deep long thicc gripper 🤜👅👀 only if you’re a slutty girl 🤰🤰👄. So don’t ❌ disappoint daddy ❌ else no ❗️long machete up your ass ❗️Get your wet diaper on 💧🚼💧 and scream at scary ⚠️Jason Vorhees⚠️ as he crawls 🙀👣👅 with his crystal dick 👅💦💦 into your tight ass 🙀🙀 💦💦😱🔪 . Send this to 🔟 of your wettest 💦😫💧 sluttiest 🤰👅💦 hoes who are begging 🙏🙏👀 for a big presence! Else no 🔞⚠️ hot cummies tonight ❗️❗️Get 3️⃣ back and you get a helping hand 💅👈✊ from Freddy, 5️⃣ back and Leatherface will eat 👄😈💦 your dick, 🔟 back and Jason will put it up ☝️🤤🤤 your tight ass 🔝🔜🔛. Hurry, only one yummy night 🤤😈🍆🍑
          Hey you, 🎃🕷️spooky lil' slut🎃🕸️! It's 🩸FREAKY FRIDAY🩸, aka 😈Friday the Thirst-Teenth😈, you already know what time it is—time to let that bad luck 🍆🪓🍆 bend you over and wreck your weekend, you busted broken mirror bitch🪞🔪😈. Back in the day, witches🧙🏾‍♀️🪄✨💫 and cock-starved goblins🧛‍♂️🦇🍆 were out here hexing husbands💍🔮🕯️👻 and stealing big demon dicks from hell👹🔥🍑😈. If you don’t send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ of your trashiest haunted hoes👠👻🦇💀🦴, get ready to swallow 👅7️⃣ years of soft dick 🍆😭and zero orgasms💀😵‍💫
          
          Get 6️⃣ back and you’re a basic-ass crystal slut🔮🌙✨💫 with a cursed coochie🍑🌚🕳️🕸️. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a ladder-licking freak🪜. Get all 1️⃣3️⃣ and you’re the baddest luck-sucking hoe👑🍆👅🕯️, with blessed bussy powers that keep you gagging on ghost cock 🍆👻💀💦🕳️ for eternity🕯️🔮🦇🖤.
          
          Happy 🕯️🕸️FUCKED UP FRIDAY THE 13TH🕯️⚡️🕸️🎃, and don’t forget: if you ain’t breaking mirrors🪞🪴🌿🌙 and sucking that unlucky dick🍆🌩️🌀🌪️, are you even a freaky hoe? Go out there and fuck with the dark magic🌑🔮🦇🖤, you tragic slut💀🖤🌙🦴.
          Hey you, 🕷️spooky lil sluts 🕸️! It's 🩸FREAKY FRIDAY🩸, aka 😈Friday the FREAK-Teenth 🗓1️⃣3️⃣😈 There's only 48 days until THOT-O-WEEN🎃‼️so celebrate early and go out and get your 👀👅 hole 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣👅🕳️Just because 👀you'll have bad 😰luck🍀🚫doesn't mean you can't have a good👌fuck 💏🛌If you don’t send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ of your superstitious sluts👠👻🦇💀🦴, get ready for a 👅7️⃣ years of a dry spell 🌵and bad luck. Get 3️⃣ back and you get fingered 💅🗡️ by Daddy Krueger🩸👺 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll get a phat plate 🍽️of Fettuccine Afraid-O 🍝🧀😱 

          9/11 emojipasta

            Buckle 🔒 your seatbelts 💺 bitches 😏 because some terrWHOREists 🇦🇪🇸🇦 just hiJACKED OFF ✊🏻and SLAMMED 💥a second plane 🛬into your Lower 😰East 🧭Side🏙️ ! Don’t 🙅‍♀️believe the CUNTspiracies 👩🏼‍🔬, your wiki-leaking 👩🏼‍💻SLUT fuel ⛽️⛽️is gonna melt 🥵🥵 his steel beams 🏗️⛓️. NEVER FORGET 🫡 🕯️how we CAME 💦 together 🫂🤝 raising our flags 🇺🇸, TITS 🍒, and COCKS 🍆for our fellow AmeriCUNTS 🦅🗽👩🏻‍🚒
            
            Thanks 🙏🏻to Bussy Bush 🌳🤠and his DEEP 🕳️state, TSA 👮🏻‍♂️can rub 🧼their hands 👐🏻all over your ASS 🍑of evil 😏. Daddy DICK Cheney 🍆 will be waiting to send the biggest 🥵, throbbing 😖, COCKtrymen 🫡🪖to spread 🙌🏻 freeDOM 🪢to your tight 😫, slimey 😽💧little cave🪨.Send this to 0️⃣ patriots 😔 and you’ll go down somewhere 🚜 in Pennsylvania 🌾Send this to 9️⃣ patriots and he’ll blast 🧨your pentagon 👨🏻‍✈️🔥Send this to 1️⃣1️⃣ patriots and you’ll get BOTH ⚔️ twin towers 🏢🏢tonight 😳😏
            happy 😃 9/11 😽 you sexy 😼 sluts 😍 today 📆 is the day 🤙 the twins 👯 got aborted 🤰 share 👐 with 10 🔟 patriots 🎩 🇺🇸 for another ➿ abortion ✈ 🏙 and be 🐝 a true 💯 american 🦅 do NOT 🚫 share 👐 and you 👈 WILL 😮 become 😩 an infidel 👳
            UHOH! 🥴🥴🥴 Somebody call 9️⃣-1️⃣-1️⃣because it’s the anniversary 💍of one of the worst 😥tragedies 🏢🏢in modern🔮 American 🇺🇸 history📜📜📜. On this day 7️⃣ years ago Texas 🤠 Senator 🕴️ Ted Cruz shared stepmom 🤰🤰 incest 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 porn 🎥 to 3️⃣ million🤑 followers on Twitter🐤🐤. He denied 🙅❌ it and threw a staffer 🥺 under the bus 🚌🚌, but real patriots 🦅🇺🇸 know he is a dommymommy 👩👩 gooner 🥵💦 pervert 😏. Send this to 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ of your horniest 🦄🦄🦄 hombres 🤠🤠 or you’ll be a disgrace 🤪🤪 to the US Senate🏛️ forever ♾️ 
            ‼️DID YOU FORGET💭🤪 It’s 9/11 🌇✈️ today and you know what that means… it’s time⏰to get RAMMED🫦👉👌and make a big EXPLOSION💦🍆💥Get ready🏁 for your BUSH🌳to get 9️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ inch COCKS🐓MELT🫠🔥that STEEL BEAM🏗️ with your JET FUEL🛩️⛽️💦 and make me your AfghaniSTAN😍Send📲 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ survivwhores😜 and if you get 0️⃣ back you don’t get any🚫😱 Al-QaeDICK🌽🧔🏾‍♂️. If you get 5️⃣ back you’re a plane🛫pASSenger PRINCESS🍑👸🏼 and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you’re a 🔝 floor WHORE🙋‍♀️👅Remember to NEVER ❌🙅‍♀️FORGET🫡😔and ALWAYS GYATT🥵🍑 
            ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥
            on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK C 🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the wing ding 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥 thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLiN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀 BuSSY🍑🍑4 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝
            🛫✈️🛩🏢🏢😨😱😱‼️💥💥🔥
            It's ☝🏽everyday 💪🏽bro👱🏻, with 😉the👉🏽 9/11 🏢🏢flow 🌊Hijacked 🤓a plane✈️ in 6 months🤰, never 🙅🏿done✅ before 💁🏿‍♂️Crashed 🚒🚨into 👉🏽the 😤☝🏽twin 👯‍♂️towers 🕴🏽🕴🏽man, Pentagon 🗽is next 😉Man I'm blowin' 💣💣up these straps⛓, got a suicide 💊vest 👳🏾👳🏾And I'm in a cave 🔭too and I'm coming with the crew 🇹🇷🇵🇰🇲🇷🇱🇾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏿👳🏿This ☝🏽is👉🏽 Al Qaeda, 👳🏿😤bitch😼🖕🏿who the hell are flippin' you?💅🏼🤔It's ☝🏽everyday 💪🏽bro👱🏻, with 😉the👉🏽 9/11 🏢🏢flow 🌊Hijacked 🤓a plane✈️ in 6 months🤰, never 🙅🏿done✅ before 💁🏿‍♂️Crashed 🚒🚨into 👉🏽the 😤☝🏽twin 👯‍♂️towers 🕴🏽🕴🏽man, Pentagon 🗽is next 😉Man I'm blowin' 💣💣up these straps⛓, got a suicide 💊vest 👳🏾👳🏾And I'm in a cave 🔭too and I'm coming with the crew 🇹🇷🇵🇰🇲🇷🇱🇾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏿👳🏿This ☝🏽is👉🏽 Al Qaeda, 👳🏿😤bitch😼🖕🏿who the hell are flippin' you?💅🏼🤔
            Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the planes hit the WTC👈👈👆👆 from outside..... then how can 9/11 be an inside job😕😑😑???
            ✈️🛩🏢🏢🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🚨🚨9/11 🚨🚨🚨🚨9/11 weeeeeoooooooo 9/11 🚨🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🛫🛫🛫🛫🛬🛬🛬🏢🏢that's sum gud ass 9/11 right there🍆💦👳🏽 blow me the FUCK up! 🔥🔥👀🛬✈️🏢🏢That's some 9/11 right there! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but 👳🏽jihad 👳🏽can melt my cock any day! 👳🏽🔥🔥🔥🚼🌐🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
            he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
            how can 9/11 🏢🏢✈ be an in side job 🏢✈🏢 when george bush 👴wasn't inside 🏢👴🏢 and why does 💝 daddy 💝 make jessica 👩 get his 💦💦💦 CUMMIES 💦💦💦 when I need it 😱 jessica is a dirty jew ? 👃👃👃
            IM DELETING YOU, World Trade Center!✈️🏢🏢 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Twin Towers are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you World Trade Center!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Patriots👪 who give you 🇺🇸freedom🇺🇸 Or never get called ☁🇺🇸American🇺🇸 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: You did 9/11 ✈️🏢🏢 3 back: you're a terrorist 🚫🚫👿 5 back: you're America's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy Trump 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
            STATE OF EMERJIZZCY 💦 ITS 9/11 ✈️🌇 INFIDELS 👳🏾‍♂️ HAVE HIT 😩 THE BIG 🫣🫦 TWIN TOWER 🍆OH NO 😱 EXPLOSION 💦AT THE SECOND TOWER 😭 DOUBLE PENETRATION 🍆❌2️⃣AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER 👉🏻👌🏼 LETS CUM 😜💦 TOGETHER AS A CUNTRY 😳🇺🇸TO KICK THE INFIDELS 🦵🏾👳🏾‍♂️ ASSES 🍑😏 SEND THIS TO 6️⃣9️⃣ OF DADDY BUSH’S(BUSH⁉️😳) MOST LOYAL PATRITITS 🎆 🍉 OR THE FBI(FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR😂🤣) WILL ARREST YOU FOR INSERECTION 🫡 😛 
            on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK ⛓️ChAIn-y🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping 🫶DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the Wing Ding™️ 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥➡️ thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated🥵 by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of UR sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLoN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀🕵️‍♀️ BuSSY🍑🍑4 the next 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝 
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            Presidential Debate

              Kamala v Trump

              Attention 📢 all Ameri-CUNTS!!! 🇺🇸Tonight we CLITnessed 👀👁️the PRES-DICK-DENTIAL 🏛️🍆DEBATES!! Daddy Donald 😱and MAMALA 😩💦battled it OUT 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ under the HARD 🍆💦💧🌊SCRUTINY 🔎of David Muir 👫 and Linsey Davis 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯With questions ⁉️❔🤨about the E-CUM-ON-ME 🤨💦 BORDER CUNTHOLE 🍑🕳️🤪STUDENT MOAN RELIEF 📚😩and the SEXY 😝SUBMISSIVE 😋RELEASE💦 OF PRESIDENCY 🇺🇸AFTER AN ERECTION 🍆💧😱🌊😋this evening ✨🌚has our pussies panting 😩with PATRIOTISM 🇺🇸Which canDICKdate 🍆🌶️🥕🦴will get this cuntry 🌮out of this BIG 👣DEEP 🤨🕳️HOLE? 😉😝👌👈🫦 Send this to 10 🙌of your CUMMING 💦COUNTRYMEN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸Get 0️⃣back and your mic 🎤is MUTED🚫 Get5️⃣back and you 👉🫵🤤can sign 🖊️ your name on the constDICKtution! 🍆📄Get ALL 🔟💯back and you 😍🥰are ready 🏇 to FINGERBLAST ☝️🚀THE BALLOT 💦😝BOX🌮🍑🇺🇸🫦😩💦💦💦💦 

              Biden v Trump

              Lube 💧 up your eyes 👀 and ears 👂 all you political daddies 👨‍🦱🫃 and democratic 🗳 hoes💃! It's almost time ⏲️ 🙌 to exercise 💪 🙌 our civic duty 🤾 and decide on which OLD 👴 DRY 💦🚫 MAN 👨🍆 is going to be our nation's 🇺🇸🏈 next DADDY👨👨‍👦🫃🫃‼️! CNN's Jake ASS-TAPPER😏 and Dana "Busty 🍈🍈 Bimbo" Bash will be EDGING🚱 🍆💦🚫 us for HOURS 🕙 ! No 🚯⛔️ cummies 💦 until a victor 🏆is decided! Donald "12-inches🍆 flaccid📏" HUMP🫦 will be dribbling♒️🚰 out of more than just the sides of his mouth⁉️! Joe BISEXUAL BIDEN will be taking questions❓️❔️ and taking BIG COCKS 🥒🥒 Now let's all oil 🛢 up our bussy🍑, and stretch out our throats👅 as we let our PRESIDENTIAL🗳 DADDY🫃🫃🫃 take us!