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🇧🇷 ATENÇÃO PATRIOTAS 🇧🇷 EM RESPOSTA AO AUTORITARISMO 📵🤚🏻 DAS REDES SOCIAIS 📵👨💻 NOSSO CAPITÃO 🔰 JAIR MESSIAS BOLSONARO 🔰 CONVIDA TODOS A DELETAREM SEUS PERFIS EM FORMA DE PROTESTO 💥💥 SE TRUMP NAO TEM TWITTER NÓS TAMBEM NAO TEMOS 👊🏻👊🏻 REPASSE E DELETE IMEDIATAMENTE 💚💛Hey 👋❗🏾 there 🎆🎆 you 👈 CHRISTIAN ☦ HOE-BAGS Today 😔 we 👥 celebrate 🥂 the book 📕📚 of RUTH U 😹🔪 know 🤔 the one 🥳 ElimeLICKED NaOHME up ⬆️ and down 👇👸 her 👩 HOLE-y body 👅 till 🍆 she 👱♀️ pussy 😸 popped 💥 out 🤟 CHILLion and Mahlon. HER 👩 sexy 😇 daughters-in-law RUTH an OHHHHrpah twerked for 🔙🍆 those 👉 wedding 💎 O-rings until 💦 their 😴💦 husbands 👥 CAMETH with the power 🔋🔋🔋 of our 🙂 Lord 😇🙏 JIZZus So passeth this on 🔛 to 7 ❗ SECTSsy Jezebels or be 🐝🐝 cursed with 69 😉💦 days 🌞 of a dry 😫🤧 Obed And remember 💭 heathen “Do 😆 not 🚯 URGE me 💁😙 to leave 🍃 u 🙂 2 ✌🏻 turn 🔄 back 🔙 and not 🚫🙅 follow 👣👣 u. 🌺 For 🍆🍆 wherever you 🦆 SUCK 🐓🐓🐓 I 💁 will 😛 SUCK 💦👌 Wherever you 👈 BONE 🍖 I 👀 will ‼️ BONE 🍖 Ur ❌ CUMmies 💦 shall be 📷 my 😀 CUMmies 💦 and ur 😻 libido my 🆒🙏 GRAIL Where 🌎 u BED 😴🛌 I 😮💨 will 👏👏 BED 🛏️ and there 🎉🎉🎉 I 🙋 will 😜 be 🙋buried Thus 😂 and more may 😎 the HOLE-y Spirit 👻 do 👺 to me 🙋♂️ ANYTHING 😯 but 👀 death 👻 parts 👋🤚 me 😭 from 🤤 u” it's Ramadan 🕋 that means 🙈 no thots 🙅 no eating in the daytime 🌞🍴 no smoking 🚬 and no ❌ cummies 🍆💦 upvote 💯 to praise allah 🤗Happy 🍑 Ramadan my 😎 horny little 👴 huda-hoes! Time 👏 to 🦊👌 go 🔙 all 👀🙋 day without 🚫❌ eating or 🚨💯 cummin 💦💦 so 🤙😎 Daddy 💕🙀 Allah can 🔫 let 🙋 you 👇 into 👉 his 👏 forbidden 🙅🙅 heaven. That’s right, Daddy 💖👫 Allah wants you 👉🙉 to feast on 🔛 only his 👏 big juicy 💦 COCK-a-thon 💋🍆 and 👨👅 thirst 🍶🍶 for 🎛 only 👉😎 his 💯 sweet 😱 sweet cummy-wine. 👻😍 But 🍑 remember 🤔🤔 - don’t 🚫🙅 eat 😋🍴 before 😳 Daddy 👧 orgasms 💦💦 cause then 🔙 it’s time ⌛ for 🍆🏻 dinner! 🍔🍔 So 💯 if 🤔 you 😁😛 want 😭 the 👏 naughty new 💪✨ hoe 💀 ️Samantha to cum 💦 back ↩ from 🍆 the 👦🙅 dead 😰 to 👀💦 get her 💀 twerkin ass eaten 👅👄 by 😈 snakes , then 😂🔙 send 📱📬 this 🏼 to 🌋 other 🏾💰 slutty 👙 imamandan juicy 💦 hoes in your area !!!! If 👀 you 👸 receive 🙏 0 back, stay 🎮 home 🖤 tonight and 👏💯 make 🙅 fucking 😂 dinner together with 🙅👏 your 🍆 daddy. 💪‼ If you ♥😩 get 🙌🉐 10 back 😻 Then it's 💯 time ⏱🕒 to 😷 bust 🏼♀ some 💥 nutella on 👇 that 🍆😐 sticky 😝 waffle! is it a bird❓ 🐤🐣 is it a plane❓ ✈️ 🌜nah son🌛‼️ it's the moon‼️ 🌝🌙 sha'bann is over 🔃& RAMADAN IS HERE 🎉😝👌🏽 a time 🕔 of spiritual rejuvenation 🙏🏽 repenting 🙏🏽 and forgiveness 👭. the shaytaan are locked up 🚫😈🔒 so yall got no excuses 🙅🏽💁🏽! it's time to control our urges 🚱📵🔞 our hunger 🚫🍝🍟🍹🚫 and temptations 👫📱🎶💃🏽 for the next 3⃣0⃣ days!! 😋 please forgive me🙋🏽 for my wrongdoings 😊🙏🏽or if I have hurt you in anyway 👎🏽 and may Allah accept your fast☺️ 👍🏽 and you have a blessed month📅🌟 with your family👨👩👦👦 SO MAKE YOUR INTENTION 💭 DO WUDHU 💦 SET YOUR SUHUR ALARMS ⏰ & PICK UP THE QURAN 📚😋 AND GET PRAYING!!🙏🏽😝 See you on EID!👋🏽👊🏽😜Bruh 😤😤 did you 👉 just seriously 😒 eat 💩 during 😡 Ramadan❓❓🤮🤮🤮 Absolute cringe 😬😬🤬🤬 retard the sun 🌞 hasn’t even set 😂😂😭 You will not 🙅♀️❌ find favor with 🅰️llah 💯😔 foolish 👺 infidel 🤬😤IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦Mujahideen👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁
Awe are you mad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 awhh!!!! It's okay!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Are you gonna cryyyyyy? Awwwww omg NOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please don't cry omggggg noooooo your such a victim 🥺🥺🥺omg what would we do without you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 stinky ohhhhh noooo⏰⏰🔊WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE‼️‼️😴💤 It's TIME⌚for the GAPE 🕳️ of the Union👬🇺🇸 and KUMALA'S 👮🏿♀️💦 mad😡 cause 👴🏻Uncle Joe👴🏻 took ALL her uppers🫠💊🍭😝 EVERYONE'S watching:👀👀 BITCH McConnell👴🏻🐢 FUCK Schumer👴🏻🤓HaCREAM Jeffries🧑🏿🦲💦and Mike and his JOHNSON👨🏻🦳⛪...RepubliCUNTS🐘 and DEMONcrats👹 alike are🚶🚶lining up🪑to see Biden FLASH 💃his POTUSSY🦅like it's visiting day at the senior center👴🏻👵🏻🏥 Inflation's🎈making ALL our bills📄📃 get bigger😵... fatter🫨... and longer💸💳 and Aunt Karen👵🏻 is getting NOSTALGIC💖💘for when Donald🍊🧑🏼💼🗽wanted to GRAB HER PUSSY🫴🙀🤟... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASE⁉️😮💨 make his BIG TENT⛺😗even BIGGER⁉️🎪🥵😫and make HISTORY👩🏻🏫as the SECOND✌️ Catholic✝️👼to DIE IN OFFICE⁉️⁉️⁉️🪦⚰️😥 (RIP🙏🙏JFK🤵♂️💃🤯) FIND OUT IN NOVEMBER!! 🦃🤡🧐 my 🦅 fellHOE ameriCUNTS 😫🇺🇸tonight is the ‼️💯STATE OF THE UNION 💙❤️address 🤍 tonight a 🍃JOINT 💨 CUMGRESS 🍆💦of RepubliCUNTs 🐘 and DICKocrats🐴 have to be quiet 🤫🤐 for Daddy Biden 😏👴🏻 and hear how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy 🤑💰 impHOES 😂 🍑taxes on the rich 💸💸 and save demoCRUSSY 🇺🇸 from the insERECTIONists 🔫💪so SERVE 🫦👁️ ur CUNTry 😫🇺🇸 and watch 👀at 9PM at WH.gov/SOTU 👀 to get ur SOTUSSY 🥵🕳️ filled by Poppa Joe 🍌😍💦Send this to🔟 of your pussy 😽 poppingest 💃 patriots 🦅🔥or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅CUNTstitution!🇺🇸🍆✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back 🙅♀️you have to shoot down 🔫🔫💥 a Chinese spy 👀🕵️ balloon 🎈🎈 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, ur passing legiSLUTion🍑🍑 && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more ‼️💯 you’re the new 🇺🇸🥵FREAKer of the house 😍💦💦🚨🚨🚨EVERY FOUR YEARS WE GET AN EXTRA DAY 🌞 TO THOT OUT 💋 HAPPY LEAP DAY🎉🎉🎉 TO ALL MY FAVORITE HOES❤️ I AM SO GRATEFUL 🙏🏼 TO HAVE YOU BITCHES 💃💅🏼 IN MY LIFE 📆📆 IT IS NOW FEBRUARY 6️⃣9️⃣ TAKE THIS EXTRA DAY TO SUCK THOSE HOT COCKS 🐔🐔 AND BIG DICKS 🍆🍆 AND LET THAT HOT CUM 💦💦 FILL YOUR MOUTHS 👄💦 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR LEAP BAES OR ELSE YOU WILL CATCH MARCH THIRST 🥵🥵🥵 FOR FOUR YEARS👌🏼👌🏼 🚨🔥🚨TODAY🗣️💢 is a 🌠🪩VERY SPECIAL👊🎉 day📆 my🫶 JUICY🌊🤭 JIGGLY💀😩 GIGOLOS👯👙👠‼️‼️ The 🥠CUNTh🍪🤑 of 🥶FUCKuary🥶 has been STUFFED🌭🫨🫄 with an 🍑ASSditional 2️⃣4️⃣ hours🕰️ of TAINT👁️🫦👁️ TICKLING🤗🙊 TITillations!!💏🧠🗣️ The Leap Day™️ was ⬇️conceived👣😈 in 4️⃣6️⃣ B(uss)C📜 by 🏛️🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️IUS🍒 🤴🏼CAESAR🔝🍕 and had its 😵💫GUTS💣🤯🍑 REARRANGED👐🦴🙇♂️ in 1️⃣5️⃣8️⃣2️⃣🗡️ by POOP💩 GreGOOry🥛🛐 the ⛪️THOTeenth’s 🍡🍢POGO STICK🍒🥖💦💦 So on this💯 February 6️⃣9️⃣TH♋️📆 let’s🔊 get 🥵😤🐇HOPPING MAD🐇👹 and FUCK👉👌😈 like 🥕RABBITS🐰🐰💕💦❗️ LEAP DAY🤸 may only CUM👀 🔄once🔄 every 4️⃣ years🌞🌎🌙 but you🫵🏻 FROT-hungry🤤🍆🍌🥵 FROGGIES🐸🤭 will be🌺 CUMMING💦👅 once👆🏻 every 4️⃣ seconds‼️❗️ 💌Send💋📫 this🎁 to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your 🌈CREAMIEST👀 💘CUNTIEST😽💅 kangaroos🦘 If you🙏🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, ❌NOBODY🚫🙅♂️ will be 🏄♀️BOINGING🤹♀️🎯 on your 🐍BUNGEE CORD🧠🐍 for the 🌚NEXT 4️⃣ years🔒🤮👎‼️ If you😇 get 7️⃣🔙, you 👨🌾get to 🍗GOBBLE🦃 DOWN🫣 2️⃣9️⃣ 💊LOADS🍾🫗😳 of 🧽😱SPONGY💧SPLOOGE🤪⚠️🤤‼️ If you🙋♀️ get 1️⃣4️⃣➕🔙🏅, ZADDY🔞 TIME🧙♂️🍆⏰ will 🆘SPRING🏇🏼 his ♨️THROBBING🫣 JACK🧹🔫-in-your-🐈🍑BOX🥴🍆💦🍩😱🫃‼️‼️ ROSES 🌹 💐ARE RED ♥️AND WAFFLES🥞 ARE BLUE🔵, I GOT A HUGE‼️ BOX🎁 OF COCKLATES🍆💦😩 FOR YOU😭!! HAPPY 🎉🎊VAGINTINES ❤️🎀DAY CUPID 👶🏿SLUTS TIME TO POP SOME ROSÉ 🥂🌹PUSSY😩🍆 AND SWALLOW SOME COCKTAILS😭😩🍆 MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH COCKLATE 👋🏿😩💦🍆🍫TRUFFLE 😩🍯BUTTER AND YOU GET NAILED 👏🎯😩WITH CUPIDS👶🏿😇 BIG ARROW 🏹🍆💦AND MAY ALL YOUR VAGINTINES♥️ DAY WISHES💫 COME TRUE SHARE THIS WITH 6 PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO GET A THICC 😩😩💦BOOTY 🍑BOUQUET 🌺💐FROM IF YOU GET NONE BACK YOUR BIRD 🙈🕊🍆WILL NOT GET ANY😩😭 LOVE 💔AND YOU THE ONLY DATE 📆💌YOU WILL GET WITH A BIG😩😍 BOOTY 🍑BOO IS ON FEBRUARY 29🙈 AND YOU WILL NEVER GET CUFFED💑⛓ Where was you when leap day die
I was at kitchen eating crisp potato chip when text come
"Leap day is kil"
"No"