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Vietnamese New Year

    Chúc mừng CHYM mới 🧧 you big CU 🍆💦 It’s the year of the rồng 🐉 which means GETTING DICK 🍆😫 AS LONG 😛 NHƯ CON LONG 🐉 Remember to hang your THONGS 👙 on the PUSSY 😻 willow tree 🎄 Cúng some delicious 🤤 bánh TÍTTY 🥮 on the altar for tất cả TỔ CHA MÀY 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Send this message to make all your các bạn👯ba mẹ👩🏻👨🏻cô chú💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♂️ông bà 👴🏻👵🏻 NỨNG ASF😫🥵 for the HOLE 🕳️ 🍑 year! If you get only 1️⃣ back your cu 😳 is as small as a chả giò 💋If you get 5️⃣ back Ông Thọ will let you GULP 🫦 GULP 🫦 GULP 🫦 GULP 🫦 his sweet SỮA 🥛 mỗi ngày cả năm 😛😛😛 If you get 🔟 back you’re the biggest con ĐĨ 👠💃🏼 next to HỒE CLIT MINH 👴🏻 Cung hỷ PHÁT ÀSS 🍑TỤI BAY 😤‼️

    Black History Month

      Hello, 🤔💁 fellow 💦 Black 👱👍 People. 👨 It is 👅 us, 👨👩 [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR 💵🔜 CORPORATION]. Here to ⛪ remind 🤔 you that 👇👉 we support ♀ your 😡 colour, now 🕓 that it has made it 👏 into international 🍒🍒 news 🦑 and it ✋ is 😂😩 completely socially safe 💖☝ to 🅱🆒 mention you, allowing for 🎅 us to capitalise on 🔛 your existence now it's 🐈😞 mainstream. Look, 👁👀 we even used 🏭 the hashtag of 💯💰 [event]! 👐 Why ❓😕 did 💁 we 👮 wait this ❓🤔 long 🕗 to 🔓✂ come out 🕳 and 👎 'support' 👬 you? 🏼 Haha, 😂😂 no ❌🙅 more ✔ questions, ❓❓ Black 🏿 People. Buy o
      🆘‼️ATTENTION‼️ALL MELANIN MAGGOTS 🫥🫵🏿🆘DRIP DADDY 💦😫MARTIN LUTER KING 👑ONCE SAID “I 👁 have a dream 🛌💭 that my four 4️⃣little children 👶🏾👦🏾will one ☝🏾day ☀ live in a nation 🏞 where they will not be 🐝 judged 👨🏻‍⚖️🤬by the color 🎨of their skin 🙏🏾but by the content 🏗of their character 👺.” CELEBRATE🎊 THA LEGACY💯💯✊🏿 BY DROPPIN DAT ASS 🍑💯🍑😩✊🏾💯 THE ENTIRETY ⏳OF FEBRUARY🙌🏾🎂 SEND THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW NIGGAS😎 OR ELSE MALCOM X 🙅🏾❌ WILL FIND YOU🔎🌍👿‼️ HIM N THICK MAMA 💸😫💦HARRIET T. 🚂ARE TIGHT 🤝🏾 👀 watch out🏃🏽if u don’t send this 😨 then uR ⚫️💳BLACK CARD💳⚫️ AND MELANIN🤘🏾 GETTIN REVOKED 😾🖕🏼👿 
      HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, WHORES! 💕💋A month all about worshiping that big, fat, watery BLACK COCK!😍 In honor of black history month, ALL of our cream babies have to be slutty SEX slaves for the choccy hotties! 👿😈So pull out those kinky little chains and whips BECAUSE ITS FEBHOEARY!! Send this to 10 other people who love ❤️ freedom or else you will get NO BBC this WHOLE MONTH! 😝

      Groundhog Day

        💐😮‍💨Greetings from Punxsutawney, PA‼️👋Today 🗓️ is GROUNDHOG DAY🙀and 👥Our 👯‍♂️Boy Phil😩😍 has predicted for 👯💅🏻US💑 an 💐🌷‼️⏰EARLY⏰‼️SPRING🌸🌺 the ULTIMATE💯 👉👌Sexy😉Season🪻 for 😘BREEDING 😍🍆💦 like Horny😜🍆🐇Little Bunnies🐰😮‍💨 ❄️Winter may 🚫NOT❌ keep on 💋COMING💦 but we sure will😏😛 If you🤭 want to be getting 💯DOWN⬇️ and DIRTY🫣😩💦 with the 💐🌷SPRING SEASON🔜⬇️🤭 🫦 Send💌 this to 🔟 of your 😍SEXIEST😘💄SLUTTIEST🫦 and 👅💅🏻WILDEST 🤪😛👯‍♀️💅🏻Playboy Bunnies👯‍♂️💋 Get 0️⃣ back and you've been left out in the ❄️Cold🥶 and getting a 🔵🌨️Blue-Balled Winter😵🔵 Get 5️⃣ back and you're 🌤️🌷Warming Up⬆️ and Getting Wet💦🌧️ Get 🔟 back and you're 💐SPRING-ING🌷🪻 into 🌦️💦Wet☔️And 🍆Wild😛🔥Action🫦🤤
        What up 🆙 my Punxsutawney SLUTS 😜🦫 it’s GroundHOg Day 🙌🏼 and you know what that means 😈 it’s time to slurp down ⬇️ some LAP HOGS 👅🐖 Today ☀️ our favorite 😍 little fuckable 😩 GOPHER 🦫 will be looking 👀 for his shadow ✌🏼 determine if we get 😧 more WET 🍆💦WINTER ❄️☃️ or if we move 🔛 to SEXY SPRING 😎🌈 All the nastiest 😈🥴 sluttiest 🥴 marmot mommies 💅🏿 will be at GOBBLER’S KNOB 😜😋 to let that Woodchuck FUCK 👉🏿👌🏼 right ➡️ into their Inner Circle 😳🤵🏻‍♂️🎩 Send this to 💯 of your best KNOB GOBBLING 🦦🌰 acorn juggling🤹🏾‍♀️ THICCwood 🤤 BADgers 😈 If you get 0️⃣ back, it’s gonna be a long 😳 hard 🪵 cold 🥶 DRY PUSSY WINTER 😾 for you 🤷🏻‍♂️🧴 If you get 5️⃣ back, you might see 👀 your shadHOEs 😎 after all 😩 If you get 🔟😧 back, you’ll be getting a warm Spring 🌳 and a warmer🔥 LOAD 💦😜 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, FUXsutawney Phil 🍆🦫 will be scurrying 😧 into your greasy little gopher hole 🦫🕳 tonight! 😩🥴
        🐗✨HAPPY GROUNDHOGS DAY ✨🐗 every february 2️⃣nd we trek to GOBLERS 👅 KNOB 🍆💦 to see 😵‍💫FUCKS-A-TON-Y 😛😏 phil PULL OUT 🫢 of his TIGHT HOLE 🫣✊🏼💦 if that FAT 😩 HOG🍆 sees its shadow 👤 we have SEX 👉🏼👌🏼 more weeks of LONG 🙌🏽 HARD🪨🫦 winter 🌨️🥶 if he doesn’t 🙅🏻‍♀️ spring 🪺🌱 CUMS 👅💦 early🌝 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST 😳 RODENTS 🦫 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🥴 you have a BIG 😏 FAT 😩 WOOD 🪵 CHUCK👅 if you dont 🙅🏻‍♀️ get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you’re a BIG 🐖 FAT 😵‍💫 WOOD 🍆 CUCK 🫣 GOOD LUCK 😛

        Fired from job or Unemployed

          Uh oh sisters 💅🏼🫦 looks like this CUM SLUT 💦🍆🤤 is UNEMPLOYED 😭😩 starting in April 📆 because DADDY 👨🏻 [insert job here] is going DOWN 👎⬇️📉 and not just on that DICK 🍆🍆🍆 So it looks like 👀👀👀 [your name] will be working those Streets 💃💃to make ends MEAT 🥩🍆 to get those CUMMIES 💦💦💦 and to file for CUMEMPLOYMENT 🤤💦😩 they’ll be asking for all sorts of favors 😏😏 and is willing to do 👉🏽🍑 what ever it takes 😤😤 for some beneFISTS UP HIS ASS ✊🏽🍑🕳️✊🏽 and dental 🦷 he has the stamina 🏃‍♂️😰 and can work on you 🫣🫣 for hours 😳😏😩 send this to 69 CUMployers 🥵🥵🥵 who are hiring a BOTTOM BITCH 😫😩😫 30 3️⃣0️⃣ back, and you get to interview on The Porn Couch™️🌊 less than 20 back and you’re a DISGRACE TO SOCIETY and have to bottom the BUKAKKE 💦💦💦💦😩😩😩

          THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

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            HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT “WORTHLESS FUCKING COMMIE DEMO-RAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JOE BIDEN”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🐀🐀🐀💩💩💩, DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED BUILDING THE “WALL”, 🧱🧱🧱🧱. THEN ALL THE “CONTAMINATED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” 🤮🤮🤮🤮 IN THE COUNTRY. “JAGOFF JOE” ARE BUSING THEM OFF EVERYWHERE, 🚍🚍🚍🚍. HE STOPPED THE “PIPELINE” PUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, 💸💸💸💸. “JAGOFF JOE’S” ANSWER, DON’T WORRY THEY WILL FIND OTHER JOBS, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE “FUNDED THE CHINESE VIRUS RESEARCH”, ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️, WITH “TAXPAYERS MONEY” 💰💰💰💰. NOW YOU GOT A “BIOLOGICAL WEAPON”, ☣️☣️☣️☣️. RELEASED ON THE “WORLD’S POPULATION,” 🌎🌎🌎🌎. WHICH IS CONTINUING TO “MUTATE”, 🦠🦠🦠🦠. NOW WHAT WERE ON THE #5 MUTATION, ??????? WHY DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU CALL THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHEN YOUR SICK, THEY MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE ABOUT YOU HAVING A “CHINESE CRUD TEST”, ??????? THE “C.D.C.” AKA “CERTIFIABLY DIABOLICAL COMMIES”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ARE TRACKING IT FOR THE “GOVERNMENT”, !!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GOT SICK BEFORE THERE WAS NO “FLU” TEST, NO “BRONCHITIS TEST” ETC. YOU WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE GOT CHECKED AND WERE PRESCRIBED AN ANTIBIOTIC, 💊💊💊💊, END OF FUCKING STORY, !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOT GROUPS OF YOU “DEMO-RAT FUNDED IDIOTS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. STARTING YOUR CRAP, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS THESE “COMMIE DEMO-RAT CRIMINALS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. ARE “VERY WORRIED” ABOUT THEIR “CRIMINAL EXISTENCE”, 😳😳😳😳, WHEN “DONALD TRUMP” GETS BACK IN OFFICE, 👌👌👌👌. I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO UNDERSTAND THE “FINANCIAL STABILITY”, 💰💰💰💰, UNDER “DONALD TRUMP”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, AND THE “FINANCIAL INSTABILITY”, 💸💸💸💸, UNDER “COMMIE JOE”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. WHY DON’T YOU “FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS”, 🧠🧠🧠🧠, WISE UP, !!!!!!!!!! “DONALD TRUMP” IN “2024”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.

            FELIZ NAVIDADDY 🍆👅💦🤶🏽

              👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑‍🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑‍🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼‍♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵‍💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼‍♀️🧝🏼‍♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑‍🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵‍💫