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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I am simply him, I am the ultimate Growtopian.

    I am simply him, I am the ultimate Growtopian. When I was born I was born with the default Growtopian swag. My box-shaped head, my green shirt, my sexy redhead, and my jeans are a sign of this. I was always hungry for profit, I would steal the crayons of other kids in kindergarten and sell them after school on the streets. One faithful day tho, I stumbled across Growtopia. When papi Ubisoft blessed me with my first ever world lock I was flabbergasted. I could not breathe, the shine, the golden color was too much to take in. I knew I needed more. That night I stole my mom's credit card and spent the remaining 200 dollars of our family's worth on gems, what a blessing it was. I wasn't done though, I took a second mortgage on our house for more gems, more wls. I sold my brother on ebay for 5 dollars and bought more gems, my empire grew and grew. but there was no end in sight, I was too deep into the rabbit hole. It didn't matter if I was homeless now that I had the blessing of Ubisoft and my world locks. One unfortunate night when I was living in my little tent down the street a group of very suspicious people appeared. Thet seemed really angry saying things like "kontol", "anjing" and some "WKWKWK". I could not tell what was happening but next thing I know is my little tent turning upside down, my phone stripped from my hands and before my eyes, a group of 4 indos stole all my wls and dropped them into their display box in their world. They started to dance over me saying "WOKWOKWOKWOKWOK" and "NOOB LOL". My pride, my life and my world has been shattered. I humbly ask you all to give me some wls.

    Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob?

      Originanl Shelob copypasta from 4 chan
      Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in lvanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.

      In terms of male human and female Pal breeding

        Vaporeon copypasta but in Palworld
        Paldex wiki

        Loveander

        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Loveander is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the neutral element group, which is where humans are, they also tower over humans, which means they are easily large enough to handle human dicks. And with their aggressive personality, not only can you be rough with one but they can rough with you! And with their ability to drop Strange Juice and Cake, I am certain not only would they be moist, but bouncy as well. They also have both Lv 2 handiwork and medicine suitability along with no fur to cover its nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy to get you in the mood and keep you there. Lastly, with its ability to steal energy from its enemies, it means that its ability to take a pounding will never run out. So without a doubt in my mind, Lovander is the best Pal built for human dick.

        Surfent

        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Surfent is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Fuack are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Double checking my lazy edit, I see. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Surfent would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Akimbo M16s, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. Why are you still reading this.With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pal comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Surfack turn white. Seriously stop reading. Surfent is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

        If you’re not careful and you noclip out of in the wrong area

          If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in, God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby because it sure as hell has heard you

          Geometry Dash (Congregation)

          If you're not careful and you noclip out of Geometry Dash in the wrong areas of a level, you'll end up in Congregation, where it's nothing but the faint glow of pink, blue, and red lights, the single tones of the song, the endless awkward timings at minimum frame windows, and approximately 3 minutes and 4 seconds of repetitive gameplay to be trapped in. RobTop save you if you fall into 42%, because it sure as Tartarus will catch you off guard.

          Hal pushes you up against the wall.

            Hal pushes you up against the wall. Enemies just outside. He has shot most of his load already so he is in desperate need. He comes close and whispers to you I need light ammo You squirm a bit but you understand, he's the IGL, you can't help yourself. You drop a clip from your meager stack. "You know thats not enough...give me more" He presses his leg into you and you relent, dropping all your light ammo for your dominant IGL.

            Do you guys edge your weapons?

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              I find edging archer very practical especially against monarchs and legions. Very fun even tho you can get caught with your pants down if you edge for too long. I personally have never been on recieving end of archer edging, I think mainly because I main ronin and most people don't like edging to ronin, but that's just a theory.

I main dice roll so I naturally get smart pistol from time to time, and I often edge it just for fun. Looking at someone panic when they know that anytime now I can blow my load on them is really fun. Fighting smart pistol is already scary, but it becomes 10x scarier when someone edges it.

Northstar I feel like is the most edged titan alongside legion. Having a load ready anytime is just fundamental and it's no suprise that a lot of people edge their plasma railguns and predator cannons.

As for laser shot and siphon edging is really important and lets you shoot very accurately, but sometimes when you edge, but can't finish on someone you might have to help yourself with your other hand to not waste charge.

As for edging devotion and charge rifle I feel like it's just a fun thing to do but no really practical. Never edged devotion before but I might try.

Anything I missed?