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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Dear Meowskulls, how would you feel if I laid on your back

    Meowskulls from Fortnite
    Dear Meowskulls;

How would you feel if I laid on your back, with your hands tied above your head, with your soft body pulled far enough down that you can't even move your hands; having your thighs griped and your calves put on my shoulders, having your knees pushed into your chest as I bite up on your shoulder and neck, while you can't even fight back with all your weight on your back, as your tight ass gets stretched open by my big cock. Just as you're getting used to my rock hard tip, you feel 5 inches just trust into you stretching you wider than you've gone before. Just poking the roof of your bussy, with your prostate getting nicely and firmly pushed into, your soft moans barely able to be heard by me due to your labored breathing as I tease your boycock as I fuck you. Finally when you think I've gotten close I pull it out and leave the room with you still tied up. I come back later when you're all calmed down and your cock is flacid; but I'm still hard as ever, this time I grab your hips and flip you over, your restraints pulling harder than ever, not even letting you rest your chest, and your head weighs down in exhaustion. As I cuff both of your paws to aposing sides of the bed, I grip your now dry ass and spread it with my hands sticking my mildly lubed hands deep into your ass, griping your donut and pulling it open. I spit into your asshole before burying my face in it, then you feel something sharp and hard go into your ass. As I spray whipped cream deep inside, then with my tongue and face I push as far and deep as I can trying retrieve more and more from your perfect ass. Finally I spit into your ass again before glazing both the in and outside of your xe/xer ass with bad dragon cum lube before spraying more whipped cream. Now as you feel it slide in it doesn't come as a shock or hurt, it just goes in to the 5 girthy inches you got used to before. This time and you're laying there exhausted from our first session, not able to rest your suspended head or chest you feel my wide arms wrap around your chest and back, my hands reaching for your boytittys and shoulders. You flinch in a pleasurable pain as I sink my teeth into your shoulder, and traps slowly moving up biting up on your neck. You hear me softly whispering stuff to you, but can't really tell what I'm saying; you can just tell it's me worshiping your ass. As I'm fucking you slowly I work up to thrusting harder and faster. You start feeling what you thought was the base of my dick pop inside, another 2-3 inches about twice as girth as the first 5 goes deep inside you, almost tearing your donut as you feel my cock and lube fill your tight ass and hit your prostate at the right angle. A bit of pre cum drips off your cock, as you feel your ass tighting back up against the base of my knot. I keep fucking you but it's not as deep this time you just feel the knot pressed deep in you pulling and pushing on your tight hole. Suddenly as I bite harder into your neck you feel line after line of hot rope squirt inside of you, finally you feel me stop pumping as I put all my weight on your chest and back putting weight on your constraints. You think I'm asleep but I'm still rock hard. You determined to get your own pleasure start humping me feeling all my hot cum and lube slosh inside of you; suddenly after 10ish minute of humping as hard as you could you hear me whimpering/moaning as you feel more hot squirts inside of you. You cum as hard as you can with all that pent up cum making a mess all over our bed.

Yall feel me on this?

    okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers.

      This MLP panel is from an old comic called ‘Master Chief and Luna Hanging Out’, it was 99 pages of early 2010’s DeviantArt nonsense that disappeared when the artist, thet7770ify, deleted their account. This is one of the few surviving panels and comic is actually considered as lost media.

      okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are

      Drake Leak Analysis

        Drake fake leak dick pic
        yo so drake got the 15 pro or the pro max, so thats either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches. if you assume that hes holding it from the 1/3rd point of his piece, then he's hitting !bbc range, but if its a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBCJR range. Anyone know what phone it is?

        I am simply him, I am the ultimate Growtopian.

          I am simply him, I am the ultimate Growtopian. When I was born I was born with the default Growtopian swag. My box-shaped head, my green shirt, my sexy redhead, and my jeans are a sign of this. I was always hungry for profit, I would steal the crayons of other kids in kindergarten and sell them after school on the streets. One faithful day tho, I stumbled across Growtopia. When papi Ubisoft blessed me with my first ever world lock I was flabbergasted. I could not breathe, the shine, the golden color was too much to take in. I knew I needed more. That night I stole my mom's credit card and spent the remaining 200 dollars of our family's worth on gems, what a blessing it was. I wasn't done though, I took a second mortgage on our house for more gems, more wls. I sold my brother on ebay for 5 dollars and bought more gems, my empire grew and grew. but there was no end in sight, I was too deep into the rabbit hole. It didn't matter if I was homeless now that I had the blessing of Ubisoft and my world locks. One unfortunate night when I was living in my little tent down the street a group of very suspicious people appeared. Thet seemed really angry saying things like "kontol", "anjing" and some "WKWKWK". I could not tell what was happening but next thing I know is my little tent turning upside down, my phone stripped from my hands and before my eyes, a group of 4 indos stole all my wls and dropped them into their display box in their world. They started to dance over me saying "WOKWOKWOKWOKWOK" and "NOOB LOL". My pride, my life and my world has been shattered. I humbly ask you all to give me some wls.

          Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob?

            Originanl Shelob copypasta from 4 chan
            Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in lvanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.

            In terms of male human and female Pal breeding

              Vaporeon copypasta but in Palworld
              Paldex wiki

              Loveander

              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Loveander is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the neutral element group, which is where humans are, they also tower over humans, which means they are easily large enough to handle human dicks. And with their aggressive personality, not only can you be rough with one but they can rough with you! And with their ability to drop Strange Juice and Cake, I am certain not only would they be moist, but bouncy as well. They also have both Lv 2 handiwork and medicine suitability along with no fur to cover its nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy to get you in the mood and keep you there. Lastly, with its ability to steal energy from its enemies, it means that its ability to take a pounding will never run out. So without a doubt in my mind, Lovander is the best Pal built for human dick.

              Surfent

              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Surfent is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Fuack are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Double checking my lazy edit, I see. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Surfent would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Akimbo M16s, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. Why are you still reading this.With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pal comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Surfack turn white. Seriously stop reading. Surfent is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more