I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider.
Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole
I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider.
I beat my meat to skibidi toilet. His smile is so fucking HOT. God i wanna put it in inside of that toilet and make him beg. Whenever i see skibidi toilet cum comes out like a waterfall, whenever my classmates say anything related to toilets the entire school gets flooded with cum everywhere. Dafuqboom is truly the best artist of all time.
I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My boyfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions “Dolphin Pussy Jelly.” Scientists were like “holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science.” So the scientists collected a sample of said Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate’s dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to like in a world where this is a commercial product. I want I to say “you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of “Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly,” and just fucking cum myself to death.
Dear Meowskulls;
How would you feel if I laid on your back, with your hands tied above your head, with your soft body pulled far enough down that you can't even move your hands; having your thighs griped and your calves put on my shoulders, having your knees pushed into your chest as I bite up on your shoulder and neck, while you can't even fight back with all your weight on your back, as your tight ass gets stretched open by my big cock. Just as you're getting used to my rock hard tip, you feel 5 inches just trust into you stretching you wider than you've gone before. Just poking the roof of your bussy, with your prostate getting nicely and firmly pushed into, your soft moans barely able to be heard by me due to your labored breathing as I tease your boycock as I fuck you. Finally when you think I've gotten close I pull it out and leave the room with you still tied up. I come back later when you're all calmed down and your cock is flacid; but I'm still hard as ever, this time I grab your hips and flip you over, your restraints pulling harder than ever, not even letting you rest your chest, and your head weighs down in exhaustion. As I cuff both of your paws to aposing sides of the bed, I grip your now dry ass and spread it with my hands sticking my mildly lubed hands deep into your ass, griping your donut and pulling it open. I spit into your asshole before burying my face in it, then you feel something sharp and hard go into your ass. As I spray whipped cream deep inside, then with my tongue and face I push as far and deep as I can trying retrieve more and more from your perfect ass. Finally I spit into your ass again before glazing both the in and outside of your xe/xer ass with bad dragon cum lube before spraying more whipped cream. Now as you feel it slide in it doesn't come as a shock or hurt, it just goes in to the 5 girthy inches you got used to before. This time and you're laying there exhausted from our first session, not able to rest your suspended head or chest you feel my wide arms wrap around your chest and back, my hands reaching for your boytittys and shoulders. You flinch in a pleasurable pain as I sink my teeth into your shoulder, and traps slowly moving up biting up on your neck. You hear me softly whispering stuff to you, but can't really tell what I'm saying; you can just tell it's me worshiping your ass. As I'm fucking you slowly I work up to thrusting harder and faster. You start feeling what you thought was the base of my dick pop inside, another 2-3 inches about twice as girth as the first 5 goes deep inside you, almost tearing your donut as you feel my cock and lube fill your tight ass and hit your prostate at the right angle. A bit of pre cum drips off your cock, as you feel your ass tighting back up against the base of my knot. I keep fucking you but it's not as deep this time you just feel the knot pressed deep in you pulling and pushing on your tight hole. Suddenly as I bite harder into your neck you feel line after line of hot rope squirt inside of you, finally you feel me stop pumping as I put all my weight on your chest and back putting weight on your constraints. You think I'm asleep but I'm still rock hard. You determined to get your own pleasure start humping me feeling all my hot cum and lube slosh inside of you; suddenly after 10ish minute of humping as hard as you could you hear me whimpering/moaning as you feel more hot squirts inside of you. You cum as hard as you can with all that pent up cum making a mess all over our bed.
Yall feel me on this?
This MLP panel is from an old comic called ‘Master Chief and Luna Hanging Out’, it was 99 pages of early 2010’s DeviantArt nonsense that disappeared when the artist, thet7770ify, deleted their account. This is one of the few surviving panels and comic is actually considered as lost media.
okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are
