Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
Please fortnite i really Like big boob Like it would Be big and Add sex so i can Sex th e skin And Feet is Sex too Can there be special emote for big boo skin where is will Take off cloth And show be Feet
and I will be like mmm Sex so much I feet Yes!
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"Your chess is insane." Hikaru said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Hikaru." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into Hikarus open line.
Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Futa hentai is the best and totally not gay. On the contrary, it's actually double straight, even more straight than vanilla hentai. Futas have all the sex organs: dick, vag, boobs. That's 66.6% straight and 33.3 (repeating, of course) % gay if you don't like futas. However, the dick and vag cancel out mathematically and we're left with nothing but female boobs, which is 100% straight. On top of that, the male g spot is in the ass. Getting your g spot pounded by a man is gay. Getting your g spot pounded by a fat twelve inch futa cock is straight because there's a vagina somewhere back there and boobs that can rest on your back, plus the math checked out. There are only two types of men: men who want a fat futa cock railing their throat and dumping a hot load into their stomach followed by hours upon hours of anal, and men who are in denial.
Please God, I want to impregnate Keqing so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Keqing is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more. God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what i'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But i would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Keqing's shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Keqing. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you're up there on that debate stage talking about Syria or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Keqing. I'm waiting for you.
how to summon obama
1. scream the n word at your parents until they beat you
2. if you did it right obama will appear in your room at 3 am
3. if he doesn't appear, try again