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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


How to prank your school principle

    Step 1: Go to his office

Step 2: distract him

Step 3: Put a fish on his desk

Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"

Step 5: Break his kneecaps

    I fucking hate JoJo

      Hating JoJo is a JoJo reference 😳
      Every JoJo copypasta
      I fucking hate JoJo. Every subreddit I go through has a vermin-like underclass of JoJo fanboys. They all just have to say “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every fucking post that contains a single word that may have been used in the shitty comics. Oh, a suspicious link? Probably a rickroll. NOPE!!! They’ve ruined that, too! One of the oldest goddamn internet traditions shat on and ruined by JoJo fanboys. Thunder Cross Split Attack! So fucking funny, right? I’m wheezing! NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares about your shitty comic series. Dio is a stupid character from a stupid comic series. I downvote every post and comment that mentions JoJo, out of pure bloodcurdling rage. I want to detonate a MASSIVE thermonuclear warhead right on top of whatever godforsaken studio publishes that stinking-pile-of-trash comic. Frankly, I don’t even care for the civilian casualties, either. At least they died for a good reason. Unlike JoJo fans, I actually contribute to the betterment of mankind, instead of spamming shitty references on the internet. Every JoJo fan that dies a slow, painful death is a win in my book. I have claimed over a dozen of them already, too. I annihilated their skulls with my fists. Their stupid ice attack didn’t do shit for them either. They dies like they lived, pathetic excuses for humans. I hope more people hear my message and declare war on JoJo. If nobody helps me, I will do as much damage as I possibly can before I die. Thank you.

I am Dennis Prager. Thank you for listening. To keep these messages free, please consider making a tax-deductible donation of JoJo fanboys’ heads.

      If you’re a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you’re not a real man.

        This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.

There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.

If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.

        That’s a nine-incher that I’d love to get nailed by

          Ara ara~
          that's a nine-incher that i'd love to get nailed by~ i can only imagine how much that fat cock is throbbing in there, desperately begging to be free~ it's so hard that when you pull it out it flops up and smacks you in the face~ one touch is enough to show you how rock solid her shaft is and you'd throw yourself onto it with reckless abandon, her huge meat filling your mouth and mind~ you take its entire length into your throat obediently - it slides deeper, she pounds harder, and you gag louder with each thrust until your hands are on her thighs to brace yourself~ eventually she grabs you and pulls you onto the bench and forces your head as far down onto her big dick as you can go and pumps a thick load of juicy cum into your mouth, and you can feel every throb of the shaft as you swallow her nut whole <3

          I found white slime in brother’s wardrobe earlier 🤩

            Cursed af
            IT WAS SO STICKY OMG I LIKED IT
he was so mad when he saw me play with lmao i never knew he was so childish
anyways i asked him from where he bought it then he punched me and told me to shut the frick up
MY ONI-CHAN IS SUCH A BAKA

            Masturbation is more gay than having another male give you a handjob

              He’s got a point
              Now hear me out. When masturbating you're essentially both giving AND receiving a handjob at the same time from a guy. That’s pretty fucking gay if you ask me. Now say you see a cute guy, his ass is so fucking nice and slappable, his juicy feminine lips look like they were made to be wrapped around your cock, and his hands are soft and slender, maybe even more so than your own (thereby making it even less gay). You make your move and he agrees to give you a handy. In this case, you’re simply receiving a handjob, you aren’t giving one as well. That’s half the gay, guys. Stop masturbating, it’s gay as fuck. Get yourself a man that’ll give you a hand.

P.S. if you do decide to give him one back in return because his beautiful, glistening, throbbing cock is just sitting there asking to be stroked, just make sure he’s somewhat more feminine than yourself because technically, giving and receiving a handjob from someone more feminine is less gay than someone who is more masculine (yourself).

EDIT: would giving AND receiving a handjob from a male be equivalently/less gay than just receiving OR giving a blowjob?? Please let me know because I’m no gayer than the average straight man who indulges in masturbation but I really, really want to suck my friend’s cock.