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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Found on /r/rule34

    I love Reddit sometimes
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    That isn’t how you clean a car. Chances are she exposed her breast to the driver because she thought he was “so hot” and also because he likely had some contraband in his vehicle (such as marijuana or a firearm). She exposed her breast to him to make him hard so she could suck his cock and bathe in his cum. She probably lactated a little bit on the window. Fucking disgusting. She shouldn’t be employed at a car wash to begin with if she’s gonna do this stupid fucking shit. Is this supposed to give me an erection? Sheer work-place incompetence? This is just pathetic. Is western civilization really at a point where we think being sexually perverse and lazy on the job site is something that is arousing? Good Lord...

    Should I stop beating my girlfriend?

      the answer depends on if you post this to r/gaming or r/relationship_advice
      I keep absolutely destroying her, like 4 times a week. Afterwards, she locks herself in the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours. I am getting sick of this but she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously. Should I let her win?

      I just cam out as dreamgender to my mom

        "i got so mad and sad and frustraded"
        she said "there is no such thing as dreamgender rebecca, those things you watch and read online aren't healthy for you so i've decided you're no longer allowed to use the internet"

i got so mad and sad and frustraded, i couldn't believe my OWN MOTHER was a racist nazi dreamphobe homophobe, so i grabbed my kitchen knife and beheaded her islam style, then i necro skullfucked her with my girl dick

        LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

          And it needs a D for dreamsexual
          As you may be aware, LGBTQQIP2SAAA is an all inclusive acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Pansexual, Two-Spirit (2S), Androgynous, Asexual and Allies. However, this is not all inclusive at all because it omits an S for Straight people like me.

And before you say "Ally covers straight people", please know that I can't be an ally because I hate gays. I'm straight and I don't agree with any of this, but I should be a part of the rainbow

          Spongebob is asexual

            Spongebob is asexual predator
            SpongeBob is asexual

No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff

He’s a fucking sea sponge

They reproduce asexually

            MCDONALD’S BTS MEAL

              BTS also known as the Bangtan Boys, is a seven-member South Korean boy band that recently collaborated with McD to launch The BTS Meal.
              BTS Meal
              So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster.

Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created.

I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".

bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande