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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I can’t jerk off to summer from rick and morty anymore

    real chads jack off to Jerry Smith
    I've been overanalyzing the show with my 200 IQ and I've noticed that Jerry Smith from the show Rick and Morty looks exactly like his daughter Summer Smith from Rick and Morty. They just added a ponytail and made Jerry Smith's hair orange to make him look like a female, ever since I've come to this conclusion, i haven't been able to relieve stress by pleasuring myself to rick and morty porn (straight), i guess I'm jerking off to my little pony forever because this is just unacceptable, they either rework Summer Smith's character design or i will officially stop being a part of the Rick and Morty Community.

    Thank you We The Sus Music!

      So my dad is a raging homophobe. When I was 7 yrs old he nearly beat me to death for sleeping in the same bed as my friend in Minecraft. He overheard me listening to this song and burst into my room. I braced for impact, fearing the worst. Instead he remained silent and I saw this strange look in his eyes that I'd never seen before.
      
      He just divorced my mom and told us he is moving to Puerto Rico with his longtime partner Antonio Banderas and he's not coming back. Thank you We The Sus Music!

      Minecraft gay femboy

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        Most vaginas are repulsive

          Thats why I like women with dicks
          It's not a beautiful, delicate little flower. The average vag looks like a disgusting floppy wound with guts hanging out of it. It's nauseating to look at. And whenever I say that, it's either cause I'm 'gay' or it's "massage a knee". Meanwhile, it's perfectly normal to shame men for not having a mutilated jew cock. It's considered hilarious to mock penises for existing, but the vagina, the sacred hole of meat and smelly discharge, is a forbidden taboo never to be discussed in a negative light.

          5 reasons why Pornhub is a rip-off of Spongebob Squarepants

            Welcome back to Watchmojo.com, where we tell you our Top 5 picks for why Pornhub is a rip-off of Spongebob Squarepants.
            
            1.    Pornhub is a website for watching stuff that your parents don't like. However, this concept may be based on an episode of the animated series Spongebob Squarepants where the titular main character is watching a video of a flesh-colored anenome dancing, while Gary walks in, and so Spongebob quickly grabs the television's remote and changes the channel immediately.
            
            2.    Plankton has once said a phrase while speaking about Spongebob, which is "You will be mine". Many fans suggest that Spongebob (who can't be gay because he is fucking genderless smh) is a homosexual, and while saying this he is referring to his brain, which is, in texture, much like a woman's reproductive organs.
            
            3.    In the episode of the Spongebob Squarepants series "Face Freeze", one scene shows Spongebob and Patrick's head looking like male and female external genitalia, and later they sleep in the same tent. Later on, Sandy pulls out her dirty, sharp hands and rubs on Spongebob's face, which may have inspired most videos in Pornhub's "lesbian" category. If you count the scene beforehand, this may also be one of the heterosexual "blowjobs".
            
            4.    Another scene of Plankton includes him speaking about the Krabby Patty's secret sauce, he utters, while sweating behind iron bars and inside Spongebob's head, "yes, Yes, YES! COME TO PAPA!". Another one, from the movie, is when he says "Daddy yes!". These may have inspired either BDSM, incest porn, or some hentai. Also, Patrick licks his ass.
            
            5.    Many Pornhub videos have used fake Spongebobs as character. Sometimes gay, straight, or even hentai. Especially a video where the opening is horrendously remade version of the Spongebob Squarepants intro theme, and the main character is a black man with a yellow painted face, who decides to refer to himself as "Spongeknob Squarenuts".
            
            And now, time for our honorable mentions!!!!!
            
            a) in the season 5 episode, "Spy Buddies", Patrick constantly uses his butt laser. This inspired Squirting.
            
            b) Squidward mentions that Mr. Krabs' "weiner thing" will "blow up in his face. This enspired Cumming.
            
            c) Squidward has also used a vacuum cleaner to suck on his penis. This inspired Vibrators and Fleshlights.
            
            d) Spongebob uses both animation and live action in episodes, much like Pornhub has live-action and hentai.